Disclaimer: I. OWN. NOTHING.

101 Ways to Kill Edward Cullen

I mean Umbridge...although you could also apply these to said

fake vampire...please do. Cuz I hate both of them...a lot

77) Anti-Umbridge fans

Because we would.

78) voodoo doll

pokey pokey pokey with the needle

let the evil witch die! ( tune from None Piece on youtube, episode 2 parody of One Piece)

79) Dumbledore's Army

They're supposedly trying to start anarchy, of course she'd be the first to go!

80)anvil( like in the cartoons)

SPLAT!

81) Hagrid's "pets"

cuz they only eat evil people

82) dementors

evil. It's a government offence.

83) Guard Duck from Pearls Before Swine

He has a missile luncher and a bad attitude

84) Killed by Freddie

1-2 Freddie's coming for you

3-4 Better lock the door

5-6 Get your crucifix

7-8 Better stay up late

9-10 Never sleep again

85) Killed by guy in Halloween ( whose name I can't remember, you know the guy that kills everyone.)

He stabbed her 101 times

86) Alcohol poisoning

She choked on her own bile

87) Death by exploding!( it's from Naruto Abridged on Youtube it's awesome!)

Mrs. Expendable has left your party.

By exploding!

Nice going, loser.

88) bomb

It was under her chair. ( Angel Beats reference)

89) Arson

She burned in her sleep

90) MI6 sees her as a threat( for those of you that don't know MI6 is the British secret service)

She was immediately taken out

91) Everyone in Black Cat

Guns, swords, theft, assassination, shape shifting, and eyes that can see the future. What more could you ask for from an anime?

92) dies in desert

dehydration, duh

93)unknown sniper (Oyama from Angel Beats)

Cuz he can shoot her ass down!

94) Victim on Bones

….you can choose the episode/way she dies

95) Electrocution

She went swimming...during a lighting storm.

96) murdered

…..I just said she was murdered. What more do you need to know?

97) Agatha Christie

Best murder mystery writer ever!

98) becomes character in And Then There Were None

Ten little soldier boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there where Nine.

Nine little soldier boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were Eight.

Eight little soldier boys travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there where Seven.

Seven little soldier boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were Six.

Six little soldier boys playing with a hive;
A bumble bee stung one and then there were Five.

Five little soldier boys going in for law;
One got into Chancery and then there were Four.

Four little soldier boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three little soldier boys walking in the Zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two little soldier boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was One

One little soldier boy left all alone;
He went and hanged himself

And then there were None.

( actual poem from And Then There Were None)

99) " Pikachu! I choose you!"

I think you can tell where this is going

100) Eliza (again)

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101) DIES DUE TO DEATH!(INSIDE JOKE)

" What should we write in the police report sir?"

"...Write that she died due to death."

" But sir! What about these stab wounds?"

Eliza walks in

"Shhhhhhh!"