Disclaimer: really… i do not own either Fate/Stay night or Bungou Stray Dog, they belong to Ichie Ishibumi and Kafka Asagiri

Summary: And Zelretch sent Shirou to another dimension for fun. "Fuck you Zelretch ..." And Shirou woke up with a small body full of wounds and his red hair again.

Warning: OOC, wrong grammar (google translate), etc

-start-

My name is Shirou Emiya. Because of the annoying old vampire, I ended up in another world. I am, Shirou Emiya who never set foot on Fuyuki and never lost his memory. The Shirou who always crying because his uncle and aunty. And Shirou who because of E rank luck met someone strange.

Dazai Osamu, that's the man name. He was a young man aged around 22 or 23 who worked as an armed Detective in Yokohama. He always asks every woman he meets to be invited to commit suicide together or he always mixes medicine into one for suicide. And having to stop it at any time in my opinion is quite troublesome.

-Flashback-

"Aaahhh !! Young lady there !, you are the prettiest woman I've ever seen! So please commit suicide with me!" Shirou just looked at Dazai with a look of disbelief. What is wrong with this man, is there only suicide on his head.

"... Police?" And the lady has already grabbed her cellphone and called the police.

-Other flash back-

"Hmm hmm hmm ~" Dazai looks happy while poking something with his spoon.

"What are you making Dazai-san?" Shirou asked curiously.

"Poison ... I mixed medicine A and-" Shirou threw the pillow he had reinforced towards Dazai.

"GU-HA !!!" Dazai's head hit the floor first.

-end flashback-

Because today I was able to get out of the hospital, in the afternoon Dazai-san picked me up. We shop for clothes that day. Because Dazai-san who can somehow get an adoption letter from my uncle and aunt, so from now on I live with him ... Haaa ...

Later that night we both ate at a restaurant because Dazai-san couldn't cook. Finally I accompanied him to a shopping area that was still open to buy some food ingredients as well as cheap cooking utensils. Convincing him that I can cook. After that the two of us returned to Dazai-san's small house.

-Morning-

"Ohayyouuu!" Greetings Dazai while opening the office door that morning. Next to him a red-haired little boy stood beside him wearing a simple clothes. The boy stared at the detectives with a curiously look.

Everyone who was aware of the boy's presence glanced at Dazai with a suspicious gaze.

"You didn't kidnap him didn't you..." asked doctor Yosano.

"There's no way I'm kidnapping a child! I'm not a pedophile! And he's my son !! Hmph" Dazai said with a mad acting.

"Uhhh ... S-shirou desu, yoroshiku onegai shimasu!" The boy bent himself as an introductory greeting.

"... Where you kidnap this kid Dazai!" Kunikida said half screaming while pointing his index finger at Dazai.

"I told you I didn't kidnap him !! he's my child !!" Dazai replied half-screaming too.

"There's no way a polite and innocent kid is your child!" Kunikida said.

"If you don't believe, just ask Shirou!" Yosano approached Shirou and began squatting in front of him.

"Shirou-kun right? Are you right Dazai's son?" Yosano asked Shirou. Shirou only replied with a small nod.

-TBC-

A/N: I know that this story isn't good ... it doesn't make sense. But now I'm just writing it for fun, so if you don't like it, you don't need to read it. but maa ... maybe if this story is long I will edit it into a good and reasonable story again. and thank you for following and love my story. Maa I thought this would be a bad story and no one would like it ahaha ... and for TheGenesis-san thank you for the review. you make me blush. I'm happy if you really like it. Thank you, Minna-sama for everything. i will ganbatte!