Chapter 4

"YOUR TURN"


The next day came…It was later in the afternoon…The Boss drove back to the Saints Headquarters with Viola…She look out the window and then at the Boss and smiled…He kept driving on…

"So…what you thought about last night?..." said Viola…

The Boss smiled…

"Well…you certainly know what you're doing…" said the Boss…

"Well, Of course…Do you think sex like that should just be sex…it should have compassion, lust, and a feel…" said Viola…

"Yea…just sex…" said the Boss….

"You know if you can't appreciate what I do then we just won't have sex at all…how about that?..." said Viola…

"Fine by me…Just be sure not to brag about this shit…" said the Boss…

Viola look at the Boss with a angry look and turn to look out the window…

"Why do I waste my time on you…" said Viola…

"What the hell are you talking about?..." said the Boss…

"Its nothing...just drive" said Viola...

As they came to a stop…The Boss text on his phone to see where all the Saints are at…

Oleg was out shopping for a new jacket, Angel was teaching young people how to wrestle, Birk was signing up for more movie roles, Shaundi was doing her reality show, Pierce was a sleep back at the Saints Headquarters along side with Zimos and Kinzie was still playing Majora's Mask, but playing mini games and quests to find Hearts to upgrade the main character's health…

He texted all of them to meet up at the Saints Headquarters…

They all got the text, all but Pierce and Zimo's who were already there asleep…As the Boss made it to the Saints Headquarters, they were by the front entrance… The Boss got out the car…but look back and saw Viola was upset staring at him…

the Boss shrug and thought why is she still in the car…She got frustrated and open the car door…She got out and walk up to him…

"You could of aleast open my car door…that's what a real gentleman do…but I see now all I got is a asshole…" said Viola…

"Viola…I been a ass since day 1 what are you talking about?..." said the Boss…

"Nevermind…just don't talk to me…" said Viola…

As they came up to the doors…The Boss open it and went inside, yet again Viola didn't…

"Oh fuck me!...Now what!" yelled the Boss…

He open the door for her…

"Next time why don't you just leave me home…" said Viola…

"Look…All I'm trying to do is get to the top floor…You have arms and hands…why don't you put them to good use…" said the Boss…

"Oh wait…Like last night when I put my hands and arms to good use on your John Hancock… just take me to the top floor…I don't even want to look at you right now…" said Viola…

"I don't get why your being a bitch about this…" said the Boss…

They made it to the elevator…They went both went inside while the Boss click the button to go to the top floor…As they were headed up…They both stood in a awkward silent…

Viola look away at the Boss while he text on his phone…Everyone texted him that they were on their way…all except Kinzie…

The Boss put away his phone as they both made it to the top floor…Viola made her way to the couch while the Boss kick Pierce and Zimos while they slept…

"Yo!...Can't a brotha get some sleep…" said Pierce…

"What's with all the foot kickin?...Wait?...Where are my two fine bitches at?...They told me they were gonna give me a little morning special…" said Zimos…

"Sorry Zimos we have business to discuss…" said the Boss…

"How come I don't get a sorry?..." said Pierce...

"Because your being a bitch that wants sleep...now get up we got work to do..." said the Boss...

Moments passed…

Everyone started to show up…all except for Kinzie…

As everyone showed in the main room the Boss look around and didn't see Kinzie…

"Okay…Where's Kinzie?..." said the Boss…

Everyone shrug and didn't know…The Boss took out his phone and tried to call…

Kinzie was playing Majora's Mask still, too distracted at the moment…but somehow her phone answered by itself…The Boss call somehow got through…

"Kinzie…where the fuck are you!..." yelled the Boss…

"I'm here…playing Majora's Mask…" said Kinzie…

"What?...Enough with the fucking computer games get to the Saints headquarters now, we got shit to discussed…" said the Boss…

"Why should I…Majora's Mask is my favorite game…you should play too…oops I forgot…your already playing…" said Kinzie…

"Kinzie I don't know what the fuck your talking about…but enough with the nerdy bullshit!..." yelled the Boss…

"You can't tell me what to do…I tell you what to do…and if you don't do what I say then things will just get worse!" said Kinzie…

"Things will get worse…how about when I come after you and slam you into that fucking computer of yours…" said the Boss…

"You Shouldn't Have Done That!" said Kinzie as she hung up…

"What the fuck was that about?..." said Pierce…

He put away his phone…

"Alright screw it…One less member doesn't make the whole team…Okay people…its time we get to the serious shit…hunting down Killbane and killing this muthafucker!" yelled the Boss…

Back at Kinzie's place…

Kinzie was still playing Majora's Mask…She was at a part where she wanted to create the 4th day glitch…She did it over 17 times whenever she ran out of time…

"I need one more day…I need one more day to added…then I can beat the third Boss" said Kinzie…

As Kinzie was trying to do the 4th day glitch…her main character pop to clock tower facing…Skull Kid…

"Huh?...Wait…that shouldn't be happening…" said Kinzie…

She try pressing buttons, but she couldn't do anything…

"What's going on!...I don't supposed to be here until I collect of 4 masks…I can't believe this cheap rip off is already messing up…"said Kinzie…

Suddenly a text appeared on the screen…but it wasn't a text that was part of the game…Her main character talk...She thought it was impossible for the main character to talk...


13Things will ge2t worse…"Howjj about when Ikk come after you and slaim you int/o that f^u*(&cking comput…er of yo*&urs…"


Another text pop up...


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At that rate Kinzie was started to get a little freak out…

"Why is this text here?..." said Kinzie…

Suddenly she saw the main character lifted up off the ground, then burst on fire...dying…

"What the hell… This isn't supposed to be happening…" said Kinzie…

Back at the Saints Headquaters…

The Boss was tracking to see any new leads, so far nothing, but everyone was still getting close…

"So Boss…If we find Killbane…then what?..." said Pierce…

"When we find Killbane…I'll break his fucking neck!" yelled the Boss…

"No I mean…What do we do afterwards…" said Pierce…

"We do what we do best Pierce…We do what the fuck we wanna-"

suddenly the Boss felt a sudden pain in his head…The Boss grab his head and screamed…

"What the fuck!...Boss!..." yelled Shaundi…

Smoke started to come out the Boss's head as he fell to the floor…

"Oh god!" yelled Viola…

The Saints ran over to the Boss…He wasn't moving or responding back…Pierce look as the smoke contiuned coming from his head…

"Smoke?...How in the hell is coming from his fucking head…" said Pierce…

"Maybe he had a cigarette in his mouth and went to his brain or something…" said a Saint member…

"Now how in the hell is that possible?..." said Pierce…

"Will you guys shut the fuck up and help him!" yelled Shaundi…

Back at Kinzie's place she was talking to Roger on the phone…

"Yea Roger…Right now the game froze on me…I'm staring at my main character dead on the ground….It all started when I tried to create the 4th day glitch, you remember, you can have a extra day…..no I did it just right…Rog I don't know if Shaundi hasn't called you back and I don't care!...Right now Im…Rog don't even start with that whole Shaundi is sexy crap…."

Kinzie heard her computer ping…She went over to her supercomputer and found her chatroom has been opened…

"Roger I'm going to have to call you back…I think my supercomputer is acting up…I'll talk to you more after I found out what's going on…" said Kinzie as she hung up the phone…

The chatroom ChattingZone has open up with a private chatroom to Kinzie…

The messager is named BEN_666…

"Huh?...Maybe he's the owner…" said Kinzie as she talk to the messager….


BEN_666: Hello


KinzieRULES_777: Hello, My name is Kinzie Kensington, I'm wondering and sorry if this sounds random but did you ever own or play the Legend Of Zelda Majora's Mask?


BEN_666: Why yes, I see you still have it


KinzieRULES_777: How you know I have that game?


BEN_666: What kinds of things you seen in the game so far?


KinzieRULES_777: Well, my main character suddenly died, the 4th glitch took me to the Skull Kid early before getting the masks.


BEN_666: Your main character wasn't used right, he got what he deserved


KinzieRULES_777: What are you talking about? I'm half way through the game; my main character wasn't ready to fight the main boss yet! Anyways can you help me out, get pass these stupid glitches?


BEN_666: Those glitches aren't ordinary glitches, but you'll find out soon enough.


KinzieRULES_777: That's another thing, sometimes my character name be changed under the same name as your previous file, do you think If I delete your saved file BEN would it help?


BEN_666: Keep my file there! The last person deleted my file ended up with a corrupted file! I would hate to see what happens to your main character when things are changing on him.


KinzieRULES_777: It's a risk I'm going to take; I can't play the game unless those stupid glitches are out of my way!


BEN_666: I'm warning you now! Don't mess with anything or a terrible fate will happen to your main character!


KinzieRULES_777: My main character will stay the same, you can't hack my game if that's what you're getting at! It's a Nintendo 64! Not freaking Microsoft or Sony!


BEN_666: You have no idea what I can do. Keep thinking that and watch what happens!


KinzieRULES_777: Whatever! I thought you would help, but you're only causing a scene! Thanks for your help jerk! You can have your stupid game back! And you know what I'm deleting your file just for the fun of it!


Mattastic$$$ has joined your conversation:


Mattastic: Kinzie Kensington! I have a bone to pick with you!


KinzieRULES_777: This isn't the time Matt!


Mattastic: The game you gave me is corrupted!


KinzieRULES_777: What do you expect Matt! I told you it what would happen if you got an unfinished game!


Mattastic: No! The game has been playing a stupid flute song from the Legend Of Zelda! And Each time I kept playing a stupid statue interrupted my game saying "You shouldn't have done that!" Is that supposed to be a joke!


KinzieRULES_777: What! I didn't do that!


BEN_666: I did that!


KinzieRULES_777: What?


Mattastic: And who are you? One of Kinzie's online cuddle buddies HAHAHA! XD


BEN_666: I think it'll be best if you stop talking Matt Miller, better yet stay out of this conversation.


Mattastic: You don't tell me what to d-l;-psoidfhap-os! ! !OAS44KgfgHDFjyt6i6ASDF!


KinzieRULES_777: Matt what are you doing?


Mattastic has logged off:


BEN_666: I corrupted his computer, now Matt won't be annoying us


KinzieRULES_777: Who are you! Look You can take your game back I'm getting off, leave me alone you freak! Or I'll track down where you live and the Saints will deal with you personally. =D


BEN_666: No one can't track where I am, because I'm everywhere and soon I'll even be reborn again.


KinzieRULES_777: I don't care! I'm deleting your file and tossing your game in the trash. Goodbye loser!


BEN_666: You'll be given one last chance...Back to where it all began...


Kinzie sign off and was through being messed with…

She walk over to her Nintendo 64 return to the game…She saw she was back at the Press Start screen…

She pressed Start and went to the saved file screen…She click on the BEN file and deleted the file. She smiled and laugh…She click on her original file with the Boss's name…

She thought she would have a little fun before tossing it in the trash bin…

As she began to play the game…She now realized her file been tampered with….cause now each time someone went up to her main character…The name of the main character would just show a blank space…

"What!...How is this even possible!..." yelled Kinzie…

Back at the Saints headquarters, Everyone was surrounding the Boss while a doctor was observing him on a couch…After doing what he could the doctor took off his gloves…

"Well…All I can say is you Saints need a exorcist because that whole smoke in the head seems pretty fuck up…" said the doctor…

"Is there anything you can do?...That seems pretty serious!" yelled Oleg…

"I got nothing….In my doctor experience…I never dealt with anything like this before…" said the doctor…

When things seem to be bad…The Boss suddenly awoke…

The Saints were surprised but also clap and cheered that the Boss was okay…Josh Birk ran over to him…

"Oh man! I never they would take you!" yelled Josh…

The Boss pushed Birk off him…

"I still got it!..." yelled Birk...

"Boss are you okay?..." said Shaundi…

Viola faced him and look at him, she gave him a hug…

"I'm sorry for acting like a bitch…please forgive me…" said Viola…

The Boss open his mouth but started to noticed something…

"Playa…you had me goin…You can't give a pimp a heart attack…It'll make him look like a bitch…" said Zimos…

The Boss felt around in his mouth…

"Yea…The smoke in the head was some pretty scary shit…Did you stress yourself or you really wanted to kill Killbane?..." said Pierce…

"I think it was my fault…He was probably mad at me the way I was treating him…" said Viola…

The Boss then felt his throat…The Boss quickly got up and ran by some wine bottles…

"What the hell are you doing now Boss?..." said Shaundi…

He pop the top and gulp down some wine and still was running all over the place…

"Whats wrong with him now?..." said Oleg…

The Boss try coughing, but no sound was coming out…The Boss started to freak out…He went in front of the Saints and pointed at his mouth…

"What?...You need something to eat?..." said Pierce…

The Boss nodded…He try hand motions on what he is saying…

"Do you need to throw up or something?..." said Angel…

The Boss nodded…He mouth words…

"Oh oh Oh!...I get it…He want us monologue…He want us to act…I knew one day you'll see the Saints need acting lessons…" said Josh Birk…

The Boss went over behind Birk and slap him in the head…

"OW!...Hey!...That wasn't acting! That was real!" yelled Josh…

The Boss grab out his phone and text his problem to everyone…

As he waited for the text to be sent…Everything thought the Boss was on something…

They all got the text and read:

"I CAN"T TALK YOU DUMBASSES!"

They all look up at the Boss while he was upset…

"Well that's where I take my leave…This shit keeps getting weirder and weirder by the minute…call a exorcist if you need too…" said the Doctor as he left…

"You can't speak Boss?..." said Pierce…

The Boss nodded…

"So what…You lost your voice?..." said Oleg…

The Boss shook his head…

"Damn playa…I had to use a autotune microphone to talk…but your situation seems much much worse…" said Zimos…

The Boss texted another message…waiting again for everyone to get it….As everyone look at their phone It read…

"JUST LEAVE! ALL OF YOU ARE MAKING THIS WORST! JUST GET THE HELL OUT NOW!"


The Boss now lost his voice, Kinzie is now dealing with a pro hacker...Or she says so...but is it really a hacker or something else...FIND OUT NEXT TIME...

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