(an: Ok, I desided to update this since I read that the next season is coming up. I want this fic done before it started so I can have a chance with working with Deadly for this fic.
and now, for review replying thingy:
Faerie- I'm happy too. I only watched one espiode of that stupid show and I thoughed the whole thing sucked.
Now, on with the fic. If you like Carebears, then don't read. WARNING!: The following contains character death, a bunch of baby show dissing, bloody inmagery and misspelled words. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadly, Doomsbury (c) me.
JTHM/Dib (c) JV
care bears (c) the dumb asses who made them)
Deadly was surfing on the internet. It was a week after she killed squirrel boy. She got a lot of good letters about it(she wasn't the only one that hated the show's guts).
She was on Wiki. She was lerning a bit about the show she killed off.
"Squirrel boy was voice acted by WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Deadly didn't take the voice actor thing very well.
"Well srew you, info site," She sneered, "you speak lies. LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Doomsbury was watching at her. She looked board.
She stabbed the wall, behead a Dib plushie and read a JTHM comic book to calm her down. She drank down some blood.
"I'm guessing that whoever voice acted him, it must have to do with her fangirl crush," Doomsbury thoughed.
She left the place to read a series of unfortanate events.
Deadly was looking something good on TV. Invader Zim was on. Deadly got really wide-eyed. After a while, the comericals went on.
"DAMN YOU COMERICALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted at the TV.
The show was good(as usial). As all the awsome shows on earth, Deadly even watched the end credits.
"At least it was something good on," Deadly mutter.
She wrote herself a note to 'kill off the idiots that thoughed it was a good idea to put the best show ever in a freakin' late timeslot'. She then went in her bedroom. She read another JTHM comic as she was lost in her own thoughs.
She thoughed back when she was stocking Nny, Zim and Deathly. Then, she thoughed of never having enough privcey of getting annoyed out of heck by her least favorite person in the world.
"How the heck did he survied that?" She asked herself in her mind.
At least she doesn't stocked them 24/7. Just when she has spare time. She had better things to do.
However, her stocker doesn't take a break. It was completely annoying that he kept doing that.
She should kill on the dot, but her master won't let her. That was the only thing she hated about her master; even though she hasn't no emotions, she decides who should be dersvered to be killed or not.
"Five minutes," She sneered in her thoughs, "that's all I need to take care of him and take his blood."
She sighed. She kept reading her book. She then thoughed of some of the lame kiddie shows in the world.
"I wonder why they're called Care bears," She muttered to herself, "noone cares about them."
An evil smirk came on her face.
"I hope I can watch them suffered."
She chuckled evilly to herself.
"Suf-"
She colasped on her bed, still holding her book.
The next day was her usial day she killed off another doomed show. A letter was atacked to a crack blood stained mirrior.
Deadly picked it up. It was blood stained.
She opened it to reviled a letter in the style of a threat one:
Dear Deadly,
I'm quite inpressed that you killed off that annoying squirrel. You get a raise. Instead of getting paied $248.00, you'll get paid $999.00. Sounds interesting, doesn't it? Ok, get back to you later.
keep going,
EA-Insanity.
Deadly smiled at the letter. She looked at her blood stained clock.
It was a few minutes before the show started. Noone bother to tell her that, proablly out of fear they may get killed.
Deadly smirked.
"I'll write to her later," Deadly thoughed.
She went on the stage.
"Ok, you watch the show long enough to know what the heck we do first," Deadly said.
The audieance just shugged.
Deadly closed her eyes and shot a random dagger at the thing.
BAM!
It hit 'care bears'.
Deadly smirked.
"Doom time," She sneered in a creepy voice.
She then went through the random portal, laughing miatcally to herself.
