Setting: Olympus Meeting Temple
Aphrodite: *whisper shouts* Apollo! Come ova here!
Apollo: Whud do you want Aph?
Aph: I need your help!
Apollo: *flicks through iPod* With...
Aph: *swaps IPod from Apollo*
Apollo: HEY! GIMME THAT!
Aph: NO! I NEED YOUR HELP
Unfortunelly Aph's charmspeak affects Apollo.
Apollo: What do you need my dear sister?
Aph: I need-
Just then Hermes walks in.
Hermes: Hey Afro, did you-whoa whats going on here?
Apollo: Nothing Hermit. So scat like a cat who found a rat who-
Hermes: GIVE UP THE RHYMING ACT POLLY POCKET!
Apollo: You did NOT go there!
Aph: Umm guys!
Apollo and Hermes: SHUD UP!
Aph: *sniffles* FINE! *runs to find Ares*
Hermes: *grins widely* So what up with you and Afro?
Apollo: *trys to mimic Hermes's expression* So whud up with you and Art?
Hermes: *grins fades quickly* N-Nothing!
Apollo: Just admit it Hermit!
Hermes: After you admit that you LOOOOVE the LOOOOVE goddess
Apollo: *distastful expression* I dont like Aph
Hermes: Awwwww! You even have a nick name for her! What's her nickname for you?
Apollo: How am-
Just then Aphrodite appears
Aph: APPY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ARES?!
Hermes: AWWWWWWWWWW! *makes a heart with his hands* Its Aphollo!
Artemis,who stuck a microchip in Hermes neck, hears this then comes to the Temple.
Artemis: WAIT WHAT?! APOLLO AND AFROHEADIE ARE TOGETHER!? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!
Hermes: *runs over to Art and comforts her* I-I dont know Arty! Its a dark dark world out there!
Apollo: IM THE FREAKING SUN GOD! ITS NOT A 'DARK' WORLD! AND GET OFF MY SISTER!
Hermes: *hugs Art tighter* NO SHES MINE YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE ALL YOU CAN GET IS AFRO!
Aph: I DONT HAVE AN AFRO YOU DITWIT!
Art: OMG! Afro acually came up with a good comeback...and WAIT! YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HERMY A DIMWIT!
Apollo: *stifles a laugh* Hermy? What kinda name is that?
Artemis then pulls out her bow and noches an arrow.
Art: *Aims at Apollo* YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF PHOEBUS!
Apollo: DONT CALL ME PHOEBUS!
Hermes: Why? It IS your name...
Aph: Oh yeah..it is...I forgot about that part!
Hermes: *shakes head" Oh Afro...why must you be so blonde? (A.N NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE)
Art: So Phoebus Apollo, *angles bow* what did you say about my nickname for Hermes?
Apollo: N-Nothing!
Art:*evil laugh* Thats what I thought!
Hermes: Yeah 'Appy' *laughs*
Aph and Apollo: HEY!
Art: Awww lovers MUST think alike!
Apollo: *mumbles* Ohhhh Boy!
This was origianally supposed to be Aph and Apollo trying to bust Art and Hermes but yeah...randomness took over hahah
~ThaylaMarie
