Setting: Olympus Meeting Temple

Aphrodite: *whisper shouts* Apollo! Come ova here!

Apollo: Whud do you want Aph?

Aph: I need your help!

Apollo: *flicks through iPod* With...

Aph: *swaps IPod from Apollo*

Apollo: HEY! GIMME THAT!

Aph: NO! I NEED YOUR HELP

Unfortunelly Aph's charmspeak affects Apollo.

Apollo: What do you need my dear sister?

Aph: I need-

Just then Hermes walks in.

Hermes: Hey Afro, did you-whoa whats going on here?

Apollo: Nothing Hermit. So scat like a cat who found a rat who-

Hermes: GIVE UP THE RHYMING ACT POLLY POCKET!

Apollo: You did NOT go there!

Aph: Umm guys!

Apollo and Hermes: SHUD UP!

Aph: *sniffles* FINE! *runs to find Ares*

Hermes: *grins widely* So what up with you and Afro?

Apollo: *trys to mimic Hermes's expression* So whud up with you and Art?

Hermes: *grins fades quickly* N-Nothing!

Apollo: Just admit it Hermit!

Hermes: After you admit that you LOOOOVE the LOOOOVE goddess

Apollo: *distastful expression* I dont like Aph

Hermes: Awwwww! You even have a nick name for her! What's her nickname for you?

Apollo: How am-

Just then Aphrodite appears

Aph: APPY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ARES?!

Hermes: AWWWWWWWWWW! *makes a heart with his hands* Its Aphollo!

Artemis,who stuck a microchip in Hermes neck, hears this then comes to the Temple.

Artemis: WAIT WHAT?! APOLLO AND AFROHEADIE ARE TOGETHER!? WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!

Hermes: *runs over to Art and comforts her* I-I dont know Arty! Its a dark dark world out there!

Apollo: IM THE FREAKING SUN GOD! ITS NOT A 'DARK' WORLD! AND GET OFF MY SISTER!

Hermes: *hugs Art tighter* NO SHES MINE YOUR JUST JEALOUS CAUSE ALL YOU CAN GET IS AFRO!

Aph: I DONT HAVE AN AFRO YOU DITWIT!

Art: OMG! Afro acually came up with a good comeback...and WAIT! YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HERMY A DIMWIT!

Apollo: *stifles a laugh* Hermy? What kinda name is that?

Artemis then pulls out her bow and noches an arrow.

Art: *Aims at Apollo* YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF PHOEBUS!

Apollo: DONT CALL ME PHOEBUS!

Hermes: Why? It IS your name...

Aph: Oh yeah..it is...I forgot about that part!

Hermes: *shakes head" Oh Afro...why must you be so blonde? (A.N NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE)

Art: So Phoebus Apollo, *angles bow* what did you say about my nickname for Hermes?

Apollo: N-Nothing!

Art:*evil laugh* Thats what I thought!

Hermes: Yeah 'Appy' *laughs*

Aph and Apollo: HEY!

Art: Awww lovers MUST think alike!

Apollo: *mumbles* Ohhhh Boy!

This was origianally supposed to be Aph and Apollo trying to bust Art and Hermes but yeah...randomness took over hahah

~ThaylaMarie