Naruto Kun, I Think I'm Pregnant

Chapter Four-A Secret's a Secret

The next day, Naruto and Hinata had adapted to include Ramen as a real person as in "Naruto, Ramen and I are going shopping" or "What would you like for your happy meal, Ramen?".

The 2 had promised not to tell anyone except Neji who already knew that Hinata was "pregnant".

Sakura was having a party at her house and she invited ALMOST everyone. "Hinata, it's okay..Sakura doesn't know who Ramen is so she didn't invite him" Naruto comforted Hinata when she got sad, "Anyways, you can't leave your lower half and go to Sakura's party with only your upper half!" he said. So the two kids decided to sneak Ramen into the party.

At the party…(remember that this is a 7 year old's party!!!So it's really boring!)

"Okay, everybody! Let's play Duck-Duck-Goose!" Sakura announced. Everyone sat in a circle and Sakura started walking around the circle and tapping heads. "Duck..Duck..Duck…GOOSE!!!" Sakura screamed as she tapped Hinata's head, Hinata turned to face Sakura, "Is it me or Ra-" she started, "IT'S YOU!!!" Naruto pushed his friend and Hinata started running, Hinata got into her spot first and Sakura had to go again.

"If this keeps up then that'll mean trouble for Hinata, Ramen and I…" Naruto thought.

20 minutes later…

Everyone was totally exhausted from playing "Duck-Duck-Goose" and Sakura then announced, "Now we'll have the 3-legged race!", everyone groaned---even Ramen---Hinata was hungry.

Naruto and Hinata's feet were tied together tightly, "This isn't fair…we have Ramen on our team.." Hinata whispered to Naruto, "It's okay, Sakura doesn't know" Naruto whispered back. Sakura blew the whistle and everyone started to try to walk with their feet together. Shikamaru and Ino were doing good---until Ino started to get determined and Shikamaru started to get lazy…which resulted in Ino dragging Shikamaru on the ground. Neji and Tenten were walking in perfect harmony…but Naruto and Hinata were even better! They crossed the finish line and Sakura screamed, "The winners are…Naruto and Hinata!!". "And Ra-" Hinata got saved again by Naruto's fake-coughing.

20 minutes later…

Sakura let out an apology, "I'm sorry but we cannot do the 'Egg Toss' because of some problems we are experiencing" and she turned around and looked at Chouji who was eating all the eggs.

20 minutes later…

"Okay,people! Lunch time!" Sakura called out. Everyone came in to see Sakura cook 7 bowls of ramen.

"First, you take the ramen bowl and put in all the spice and vegetables"

Hinata cringed a little.

"Then, you pour boiling, hot water all over the ramen!!"

Naruto and Hinata started to feel a little sick.

"Then, you leave it in the bowl with the top covered until the ramen is soft and floating around lifelessly (Okay, sorry, I just had to say that!)"

Hinata started to feel her eyes fill with tears.

"Then you leave it to cool and afterwards you can eat it all up!"

Hinata burst into tears and Naruto had some tears in his eyes, too. "I can't believe how mean you are to those noodles!!" Naruto said to Sakura, then he faced Hinata and said, "C'mon, Hinata, let's go" and they disappeared out the door.

"Ramen must feel so bad, now…" Hinata said as she leaned onto Naruto shoulder, "Yeah..we never should've gone to Sakura's party in the first place" Naruto said. Neji, who escaped from party while the others were playing Duck-Duck-Goose sat beside the two on the bench. "Soo…the lunch was ramen, huh?" he asked, "Uh huh…" Hinata said and nodded.

Neji felt bad and walked away, leaving two 7-year old "parents" with their "unborn child" alone.

Woooah…that was sooo sad!!! And yeah, I'm on a roll now, 'cause this is the 4th chapter I've written today!X3 And Sakura's a bit stuck up in this chapter 'cause some girls are just SOOOOOO bratty these days!XDDD

FAQ for this chapter:

Q:What's Duck-Duck-Goose?

A:Uhhhh….were you born in Antarctica or something???

Q:Why wasn't Sakura playing anything except Duck-Duck-Goose?

A:'Cause she had to keep score/see who won/keep an eye on things.

Q:Why're you writing so many chapters all in one day?

A:'Cause right now I'm in Hong Kong having a vacation, when I get back to America I'm gonna have homework, school, swimming class, kung-fu class (don't ask), art class and piano class everyday!!So I won't get much time to write the chapters.

Q:Where was Sasuke?

A:He was at the party but he was just silent because…he's Sasuke!XD