SO, AFTER 3 CHAPTERS OF DERPY AND CAMELTOE HORSING AROUND THEY FINALLY GOT THE CATMINT BACK TO CAMP.
"JEEZUS. THAT TOOK 3 GODDAMN CHAPTERS. WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING?" PORNSTAR MEOWED,
"SHE TRIED TO RAPE ME…. SEVERAL TIMES." CAMELTOE REPLIED, POINTING AT DERPYPAW.
"WHO KNOWS WHERE SEXFACE IS? I WANNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH HIM AND CAMELTOE." DERPY YOWLED.
"BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT WE GOT THE CATMINT…. AND I BROUGHT HOME AN EROTIC ROCK I CAN FAP TO." CAMELTOE FINISHED,
"WE'LL… I GUESS YOU TWO DID BRING BACK THE CATMINT. SO, YOU GET TO GO TO THE GATHERING." PORNSTAR SAID. CAMELTOE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR BUT DERPY STAYED STILL,
"OH NO, I'M NOT GONNA JUMP. I GOT STUCK LAST TIME." DERPY MEOWED, "AND PLUS, I DON'T WANT TO GO. THE FULL MOON IS MY HARDCORE PORN NIGHT. THAT NIGHT I'M GONNA WATCH 3 SHE-CATS, 1 BUCKET. IT'S GONNA BE HOT. CAMELTOE, YOU SHOULD STAY AND WATCH IT WITH ME!"
BUT CAMELTOE SAID "NO"
THEN DERPY'S FACE BOILED UP WITH RAGE AND SHE YELLED, "BITCH, IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT WITH ME I'M GONNA STALK YOU ALL NIGHT. THEN WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING, I'LL STAB YOU 17 TIMES IN THE CHEST. THEN I'LL CHEW YOU AND SPIT YOU OUT AND THROW YOUR REMAINS INTO THE LAKE WHERE THE FISH WILL EAT YOU AND THEN POOP YOU OUT SO YOU CAN BE THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE."
SO HE SAID, "OK."
AND WHEN PORNSTAR HAD GATHERED THE CATS COMING TO THE GATHERING HE STAYED WITH DERPY.
AND DERPY WAS ALL LIKE, "HELL YES."
AND HE WAS LIKE, "GOD DAMMIT."
AND DERPY WAS ALL LIKE, "HELL FUCKING YES."
AND THEN DERPY TURNED ON THE COMPUTER THAT SHE…. "BORROWED"…
AND THE VIDEO STARTED PLAYING.
"OH SWEET JESUS! GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!" CAMELTOE YELLED AFTER A FEW SECONDS
"THIS ISN'T SHIT. IT'S REALLY HAWT…" DERPY REPLIED,
"IT IS? REALLY?"
"YA RLY….. WANNA WATCH ME JACK OFF?" DERPY ASKED,
"OHELLNO." CAMELTOE REPLIED.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS MAKING ME SO HORNY." DERPY YOWLED,
"EVERYTHING MAKES YOU HORNY!" CAMELTOE MEOWED,
"Oh yeah…. You're right…"
"DAMMIT TURN THIS OFF." CAMELTOE SAID,
"NOOOO. THIS IS THE BEST AT WHAT THAT GIRL'S DOING TO THAT GIRL'S FACE. OOOHHH YEEAAAAHHHH."
"THAT ISN'T NORMAL." CAMELTOE HISSED,
"INCEST ISN'T NORMAL." DERPY REPLIED,
"INCEST IS AMAZING. INFACT, THEY SHOULD CALL IT WINCEST."
"FUCK YOU AND YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL WAYS."
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR STRAIGHT WAYS. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCKINGTON. FUCK OOOOOOOFFFFF!" CAMELTOE YOWLED,
"Fuck off?…. HOW HARD? :D "
