"Kuran-senpai." Zero purred, crawling toward the pureblood and without any restraint, he sat on Kaname's laps with ease. The hunter didn't hesitate to wrap his arms around the shocked vampire's neck, nuzzling his face to Kaname's chest.

It led to a very, very, stun pureblood. He looked at Zero and studied his feline feature. Zero had a pair of white milky cat ears with creamy fluffy tail swayed side by side behind him, showing that the kitty was actually in a mood to play with Kaname.

But...

Kaname blinked, twice, thrice and then shifted his head to his fellow friends standing in the midst of his room. He didn't bother to push Zero away from his laps, instead he drew the purring kitty closer to his chest.

"Takuma-"

"It was Aido!" Takuma cried and fell on his knees, crying and weeping like a child would.

"What? Excuse me? It was Shiki's idea!" The blonde vampire tried to defend himself. It wasn't his fault at all. Nope. It wasn't his even when he was the one who gave Zero that syrup. Besides, he wasn't planning to be punished by his beloved Kaname-sama today.

Shiki narrowed his eyes, looking at the still crying Takuma on the floor before he turned to glare at the womanizer bastard. "I merely, gave you the bottle because Takuma asked me to. I've never expected you to give it to the prefect, moron." Shiki rolled his eyes and crossed his arms to his chest.

All this pointless discussion started to annoy him. well, - Shiki pretended to cough in his fist - so what if he, Aido, Takuma and Kain had accidentally turned Zero into a kitten. It was not like they meant to do it on purpose anyway.

Kaname was just worried too much when he found out his sweet hunter changed into a very seductive cat and summoned them to his room immediately after their leader found out they were the reason for this mess.

"Look on the bright side, at least Kiryu doesn't have any intention to kill you for the moment." Kain scratched the back of his head.

"Akatsuki, you bastard! Kaname-sama wants to have Zero in his bed with style!" Aido raised his fist to his cousin's face. However, it didn't make Kaname feel better, it made the pureblood twitch.

"How did this happen?" Kaname questioned, sighing as he continued to pat and stroke Zero's ears. The kitty mewled in pleasure. "Mewww." Zero bent forward, boldly licking across Kaname's lips.

"Zero..." the auburn-haired vampire pushed Zero away, gently. "Don't...don't seduce me..." he closed his eyes with his hands.

"Kuran-senpai, don't you want to play with me?"

"..." Yeah, Kaname was getting hard down there. Zero's body was just too lewd from him to handle. He lifted his head, throwing deadly glare to the vampires who made his Zero like this.

"I can explain." Takuma stood and laughed nervously. "You see. I was reading this yaoi doujinshi and I saw this page where the seme turned his uke into a cat after he forced him to drink this weird liquor." Takuma took a deep sigh, "So I wanted to try it on Hanabusa and Akatsuki-"

"The hell?" Aido shrieked, lunging toward the vice president but was stopped by Kain.

"-but instead of them drinking it," He stared at Zero, observing the male prefect playing and biting Kaname's hair. "Aido thought it'd be funny if he gave it to Zero, without knowing the content in it." He bought that weird drink from the chairman, he said it worked like a charm. It did, but not like he expected it to be.

"Of course I gave it to him, Mr. Vice freak-sident!" Aido snarled, "I thought it was normal liquor!"

"Anyone can tell there was something wrong with that purple fluid." Shiki yawned, 'It was...purple after all. Dark purple. Use your brain next time, not just your nose." Kaname's cousin wiggled a brow at Hanabusa.

"You darn cocksucker!" This time Aido tried to attack Shiki, but was held back by his cousin - again.

Shiki's lips pursed into a grin after those words escaped Aido's mouth, "I suck only Takuma's-"

"Ahhh!" Ichijo tackled his lover to the ground, posing a peace sign to the pureblood.

"Why did Zero agree to drink it?" Kaname asked, rubbing the backside of the ex-human. Zero arched from the touch, making him bit Kaname's neck. Fortunately for the vampire, the bite wasn't too hard and deep. It wouldn't leave a mark.

"We forgot why." Akatsuki said. The others nodded in unison. It wasn't a lie, they did forget the reason why. Kaname arched a brow, "Very well then." He swallowed laboriously, there was no point to punish them anyway. It was after all, just an accident. He'd ask them about further details later. "All of you may leave."

"Yes." They bowed, hastily left the room. Takuma quickly closed the door between them. A devious look crept to his face.

"I bet all of my yaoi doujinshi that Zero will lose his virginity tonight."

"Tch, I bet on Akatsuki's briefs that the idiot will lose his virginity like...right now." Aido grinned, walking ahead, leaving his friends behind.

"My briefs?" Akatsuki's eyes widened.

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"Zero..."

"Yup?" The kitty yawned, rubbing his eyes as he continued to cling to the older vampire.

"You still want to play?" Zero's ears perked up at the word 'play'. A smile graced his cute face and Zero nodded furiously. It seemed that - whatever they gave Zero - it altered Zero's personality too. The boy was more playful, cheerful and defenseless.

Defenseless, Kaname liked that. That meant he had full authority to do whatever he wanted to his favorite kitten. "What do you want to play Zero?" Kaname licked the nape of Zero's neck. The cat shuddered a little bit but chose to ignore it.

"Strings, ball, mouse, stick!" Zero happily exclaimed.

"Of course, Zero. Chains, ball gag, vibrator, whip. I'll go get it." Kaname stood, winking at the confused kitty.

"Uhh...okay!"

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Written by Wookie