Not So Japanese
Drabble Series: This means that it will be short. Often times or not averaging about 100 words.
Summary: OMG! I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS NOW! You want me to do WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? Oh looky! It's a shiny box!
English
"For the love that is all good and pinapple-y in world, why is this accursed holiday even around?" I complained to my totally and zealot comrades.
"What do you mean, Dala-sempai?" asked my gay friend.
I can't wait to have another sleepover with him. And NO! That last one didn't count cause somehow I ended up on Alcatraz, and that wasn't a pleasant experience let me tell you, I STILL HAVE THE BRUISES MAN!
"Valentines Day. Also known as Single Awareness Day and the day that most people commit the art of killing oneself on." I said, leaning back in the couch that I was inhabiting.
It was quite comfortable, but not as awesomeness to the max as the couch I had back home man. I mean, it eats you and you're all comfy to the maxness that is of the awesome!
"NO! MY DARLING DAUGHTER! YOU CAN'T COMMIT THAT ABHORRENT EVENT!" Shouted out the cowardly lion.
I mean, if you look at it, it's so there.
Haruhi, is the male version of Dorthory, but less cheery and whatnot. Kyouya is the Tin Man cause he has no heart. And this is a proven fact folks!
He intentionally made me get kidnapped for 12 hours! Do you know how ghastly that event is? I mean, I had nothing to do for those 12 hours! And I couldn't even sing or fall asleep! HE IS A HORRID HORRID PERSON THAT HAS NO HEART!
"I do have a heart. I won't be living otherwise." Said my Sensei.
Freakin' A-NESS! TOTAL MIND READER!
"I have told you before, your facial expressions explains all."
Shut up, I'm the one doing the comparing here!
"But of course."
Thank-you. Now back to Wizard of Oz and Host Club. Hunny is one of the kids from the Lollipop Guild.
Mori is …. One of those trees that hits you with apples….
Whathisface is the Cowardly Lion, cause I mean, he has no courage, he's so freakin scare of my glare.
Pitish, I met babies of the rainbow who are scarier than he is.
The twins are…. THE FLYING MONKEYS! Yessss, it explains all…..
Fred is Scarecrow, cause he can't scare off the crows either.
Bunbun is Toto, cause Toto is Bunbun.
Oh me? Why I'm Gilda, the Good Witch who sends off Dorthy to her doom and just so happens to smile at the end of the movie saying that all that she had to do was to wish herself home where she doesn't have to have trees throw apples at her or have poppies trying to kill me with their pollen.
Yep, totally explains all.
"You guys are so screwed when you meet the Wizard." I said to the group before falling asleep on Haruhi.
