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The Right Way of Chaos

Harry felt slightly sick when he jolted to a stop after being shoved through the veil while holding his godson. He staggered back a step and the back of his knees hit something, causing his legs to fold up and he found himself sitting on a trunk in the dead of night, in front of a dark alley and on a muggle street.

'Wait, I know this place. I was here just after I blew up Aunt Marge. And did I shrink?!' Just then Teddy began to cry, forcibly reminded his godfather of the precious bundle in his arms. Harry blinked down at Teddy noting his diaper felt a little full, even as he cradled the child closer and hummed soothingly to the baby.

Harry was about to attempt to change Teddy's diaper when he remembered. He twisted his neck around to peer into the darkened alley his trunk was set in front of. "Sirius? Wait! Come here, please. I need you to hold the baby."

-line break-Sirius POV-

Sirius felt like he was on the verge of getting 'fixed' when he saw his godson had a baby with him. He was sure he was under a vet's knife when his Harry had called him out by name, and to hold a baby. Still if he was getting...shutter...'fixed' he would much rather not know and just go with the river? As muggles would say. He trotted over in his grim form, transformed and took the baby, while Harry dug through a bag.

When Harry started to change the little one's diaper, it hit Sirius like a sucker punch. This was real. And wow did that baby make a stinker! Eewww! Now he had to know.

"Harry?" His godson hummed an acknowledgment, "Whose the tyke?"

"Theodore Lupin. But I mostly call him Teddy."

…..

…...

…...!?

Harry had been quick to grab his godson, when Sirius looked ready to foam at the mouth.

"Mooney had a kid?!"

"Yeah, listen unless I am mistaken you are currently Britain's most wanted right?"

"Oh! That's right!"

"So...we should camp out in Grimmuald place. Its safe there right? Plus Teddy needs his sleep. Its been a very stressful day."

Sirius could only nod, and wrap his arms around Harry and Teddy to appreciate them to the Black home.

*Next chapter will be Harry hitting Sirius in the head. Can't wait!