Hope no one walks in on us

Argo had long since dropped the jacket she was allowed to borrow and it returned to his inventory. She had tugged his tie off and was attempting to unbutton his shirt. He uncliped her bra with one hand in one swift motion. Her hands swiftly moved from his shirt to her chest in an attempt to cover her nudity. He began to laugh and said, "you who have seen me naked stand ashamed before me." She realised the irony in having seen him naked (even though he was a girl at the time) and not letting him do the same. So she slowly, reluctantly dropped the Vail separating his eyes from her perky brestesess. He swiped his menu open and hit remove all gear and soon he was sitting beside her in a similar manner of dress. Both only wearing one article of clothing (not counting hats and shades) before they resumed what they had just begun. Lips meeting in a passionate display of affection. (Enter stage left) Kizmel entered and saw the two before turning to one side and saying, "my apologies I didn't think I would ever see you in a state of undress."

"Hi Kizmel!" A friendly shout greeted her followed by the shout of a scared woman who was caught in an indecent act. Argo quickly opened up her menu and re-equipped herself in her usual clothes and made to leave. But she was again stopped by a hand on her sleeve. She was pulled and landed on his lap were he held her by her waist with one hand and with the other held her head in a position where he could whisper into her ear. "Don't leave me... she's the NPC" his breath ticked her neck and the depth of his voice beckoned her to stay. Then she felt something stiff poking her... only to realise that it was just his hand resting on her legs when he'd been paralysed with took his hand in hers opened his menu and selected for his clothes to return to their rightful place on his body (including the hat and shades) then she convinced him to stand and he remembered his quest and gave Kizmel the scroll with the enemy plans on it. After she left he sighed in relief and let himself fall forgetting that he saw still holding Argo on his lap. She, still sitting up on his lap, did a one-eighty and said, "you think she's an admin?"

"She actually reacts to things not just set responses."

"Wait what do you mean by admin?"

"There are people working at the company playing this game. I'm one of them. But there are a select few who were allowed to play as NPCs. These are the game admin and they are allowed to log out at any time."

"So what did you do in your time at this video game's creation?"

"I programmed in all the cheat codes and put in the extra effort into putting wings in this game so that I can feel comfortable playing this game but I ended up having to wait for another game to come out and take their concept of flight. I also programmed am AI to keep everyone's mental health in check."

"So why after you heard this game was a death trap would you play?"

"Akahiko Kayaba is playing you need my cheat codes to survive." He motioned for her to come closer. She leaned in until she was almost lying on top of him. Then he licked her cheek and she was so surprised she tried to touch her cheek and fell onto him in a position she was planning on being in before and would have continued what they started had she not felt that the moment was gone, and now with the possibility of her walking in on them again she feared it wouldn't return.

Knowing he was getting no where he picked her up and flew her all the way to the edge of the floor then continued flying up until they reached the hundredth floor. Knowing not even NPCs could reach him he told Argo, "there is nothing on this floor except that castle it's contents and us. We can do what ever we want were ever we want for as long as we want whenever we want what we want and I'm going to go get a drink."

"What? Drink?"

"Yea bourbon. I told you we can do whatever as long as we stay away from the big door labeled king's quarters... that's the boss room."

"So there are no monsters on this floor?"

"Originally this was going to be a reward for the people who won as a sort of vacation from the game's stressful layout."

"And now?"

"Now there are NPCs whenever you ask for something (clears thought) BOURBON!" An NPC came drink in hand gave it to him. He downed it in a second gave the cup back and the NPC ran back to wherever it came from. "I don't believe this"

"I know right everything's the same"

"No I can't believe you can fly us to the top floor."

"What's so hard to believe I'm a guy from another universe who provided the technology for nerve gear, programmed some cheat codes, and designed the castle based on where I live."

"You never said you were from another dimension."

"I meant to." With that he entered the castle. She walked in shortly after but didn't see him. So she began to wander the halls but to no avail she called for an NPC and asked that it take her to the bar. Once there she found a small black cat drinking bourbon out of a bowl. She sat down beside it and ordered a long island ice tea. The cat, finished with its drink, leapt onto her lap and decided to take a nap. She didn't mind much and when her drink arrived she held it in one hand and pet the cat with the other. Then she whispered to her self, "AMX where are you?"

"Why do you ask?" A deep voice called from below and it took her a moment to realise that it was the cat. "Why are you a cat?"

"The same reason I was a girl."

"You had the potions and didn't want to waste them?"

"Yea, you want one?"

"You know what I think I will try one of those potions." The cat leapt behind the bar then turned back into a person before offering her a potion. She hesitantly put it to her lips and drank the indigo fluid. She fell to the floor clutching her back unaware of what transpired and just thought he tried to poison her but no sooner had the pain started did it stop. She got up and was about to yell at him for causing him pain but he'd turned back into a cat and was running down the halls. She chased him into an empty bedroom with a queen sized bed, fourteen lamps, a walk in closet, a flat screen tv, and a full body mirror. The cat ran under the bed and she didn't see it because the second she'd run in he'd gone under already. She began to look around the room only to discover that she had wings. Her shirt had been torn off but she had wings. The cat emerged from under the bed with a potion in its mouth. It tilted its head back and drank the potion turning him back into a man and he said, "what do you think about the new look?"

"You gave me wings..."

"What say we finish what we started?" He lay on the bed inviting her. She joined him..

The end


AN: if enough people complain i might right another chapter but then again i might not