Detective Conan AU Curacao

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Good news Kireina-san. I talked to Ran-nee-chan and Ojii-san and got them to agree to let you stay with us." Conan said when he visited her in the hospital a month later, causing the woman to smile brightly at him again as she looked up from her magazine that one of the officers had been kind enough to bring her.

"That's great Conan-kun. Do you mind if I ask you something though?" Kireina asked smiling as she set aside the magazine and motioned for the boy to join her on the bed in his now usual spot of being curled into her side.

"Hm?" Conan hummed out as he curled into her warmth that he would never admit it to anyone…but it reminded him of his mother the times when she was home when he was younger and had nightmares.

"You're not really a little kid like Ayumi-chan and Genta-kun are you? You're far too smart and know far too many things you shouldn't. Which means you're like Sherry, sorry Ai-chan, is then right? You were shrunken." Kireina said causing Conan to tense at this, something she noticed immediately.

"I don't really care if you are. I just want to know how you ended up that way. You're still my little Conan-kun." Kireina quickly hurried to reassure the boy that she didn't care about it and making him relax a little bit.

"I was a famous high-school detective until I saw a shady deal happening at TropicalLand one night. I was knocked out from behind by who I now know as Gin and was fed an experimental poison, only instead of killing me it had the same effect that it had on Haibara." Conan said and his voice was a lot more mature and a bit deeper now and making Kireina nod her head. So that's how Sherry had escaped from the room. It made sense since the room was meant to hold an adult instead of a child.

"Are you still planning on bringing the Black Organization down?" Kireina asked causing Conan to nod and making the silver haired woman smile as she pulled him into a hug.

"Then the FBI were right with letting me be your bodyguard. You're going to need all the help you can get to take them down, especially with your shrunken size." Kireina said causing Conan to look up at her surprised. Kireina just gave him a soft maternal smile that reminded him of his mother as she leaned down to kiss his forehead just as a nurse came in to check on her.

"I don't care who you used to be Conan-kun. You're still the same little Conan-kun to me, just like how you don't care that I used to be Curacao. You're my little detective and one of my kids." Kireina said causing Conan to blush a bit.

"Fine but I feel the need to warn you about my godmother." Conan said not looking at her, causing her to chuckle a bit at him acting so shy.

"Your godmother?" Kireina asked only to tense when the apparent nurse had a gun out and aimed at her head.

"That would be me. It's surprising to see you still alive Curacao." The nurse said smirking at Kireina who side eyed her seriously while Conan merely sighed and put a hand to his face.

"So the syndicate knows that I'm still alive. Are you here to kill me Vermouth? If so then at least spare Conan-kun from dying or having to see it." Kireina said identifying the nurse easily and making her smile darkly.

"Do I even want to know how you snuck a gun into a hospital Aunty?" Conan asked looking at the nurse while Kireina pulled him closer protectively, only to blink at the term of endearment.

"Ask me no questions and I might not tell you a lie." Vermouth said smirking at Conan who sweat-dropped.

"That is not how that saying goes. Now come on Aunty put the gun away and try to act normal. You promised me you wouldn't kill or hurt her." Conan said giving Vermouth a stern look that causing her to sigh and open the chamber of the gun to show that it wasn't loaded.

"You could have let me scare her for a little longer. Why are you ruining my fun?" Vermouth asked near pouting at Conan who gave her an unimpressed look.

"Because I brought my godmother and 'Aunt' to meet Kireina who seems to have adopted me and the rest of the Detective Boys. I did not bring Vermouth to attack or scare Curacao." Conan said seriously and making Vermouth sigh slightly but put up the empty gun.

"Fair enough." Vermouth allowed although she was mentally sighing at how much Conan took after Yukiko.

"Vermouth is your godmother?" Kireina asked as she stared between the two of them.

"I've been good friends with his mother since before he was born. Hell I helped deliver him when he was born and he even called me kaa-san a lot when he was a child the first time. While I don't get to see him often because of the syndicate, I do take my job as godmother seriously. He's my little Silver Bullet after all." Vermouth said causing Conan to sigh at the title she said he shared with Akai. The silver bullets to bring down the BO. Of course, thanks to Vermouth the BO only knew of Akai and not of him.

"I didn't know she was part of the BO until a long time after I was shrunk. I'm still not sure if she's more pissed that they tried to kill me, or happy that I'm a kid again." Conan said with a sigh of his own. Vermouth very carefully kept her face in a grin, oh she had been pissed and had made Gin and Vodka's lives hell for the last while.

But she wasn't going to tell him that.

"Of course I'm happy that you're a kid again. It means I get to dress you up and make up for some of the time that I missed on the first go around." Vermouth said grinning at Conan who twitched and eyed her warily.

"If you stick me in a dress again I am going to hurt you and scream pedophile." Conan deadpanned causing Vermouth to pout at him while Kireina was just lost on how things had ended up this way.

"We can come to an agreement later Silver Bullet-kun. I believe right now I need to tell our dear Curacao here what exactly I'll do to her if she lets you get hurt at all." Vermouth said giving a dangerous look to Kireina who tensed at being on the receiving end of the glare.

"Agreement? Don't try to make arrangements you know you won't be able to keep." Conan said unbothered by the threatening aura around his godmother at the moment. He dealt with her a good bit as a child the first time around, he was no longer bothered by it.

"Ah but I plan to keep this agreement sochi-kun. After all…I have Yukiko-chan on speed dial." Vermouth said pulling out her phone and causing Conan to go tense in a heartbeat. Kireina would deny it forever but she felt a piece of herself die inside in pure horror at that moment.

Vermouth was calling her Conan-kun sochi and he didn't even seem to notice or be phased by it? If Vermouth was protective of the son of her best friend…how bad would she be for the boy she calls her own son?

Neither of the two noticed how pale Kireina went as she thought of how badly Vermouth would torture her if she let anything hurt Conan-kun. Not that she was planning on letting anyone or anything hurt him anyways but this….well…she had a whole new reason to make double sure nothing scratched him.

And neither of the two of them noticed as Conan jumped on Vermouths arm to try and wrestle the phone away from her. And she not only let him but also played with him a bit, like a lion teaching it's cub how to pounce and attack.

"Oh no. No. You are not calling okaa-san and getting her to help dress me up! Not this time kaa-san!"

"That's not a good way to try and limit someone's movements sochi-kun."

"Fuck off and give me that phone kaa-san!"

"My what language. Who taught you words like that I wonder?"

"You did!"

"Oh yeah, that was me wasn't it? It's not nice to bite sochi-kun."

"It's not nice to stick me in a dress!"

"I'm never nice sochi-kun. Now stop squirming or you'll hurt your ribs further."

"You can't say that you're not nice and then go mother hen on me at the same time!"

"Watch me."