Akatsuki go on holiday chapter 4

Sasori cheered as he walked in his room, his plan worked.

"Mwahaha. I knew it would! I knew if i gave Zetsu sleeping pills he wouldn't wake up on time, meaning we'd go without him. Meaning i get the whole room to myself!"

"Sasori!" Hidan said walking into his room.

"Oops, was i talking out loud again? I really have to stop doing that."

"I think your evil"

"Well we are the Akatsuki"

"True. True."

Konan folded away her last shirt.

"Finally."

"What? Your finished already?" Pein said outstanded (Hadn't even opened his bag)

"Yeah. Now hurry up, if we all finish quickly we can get down to the beach before it get's too dark."

"But-"

"MOVE IT!"

"Okay, okay."

After Konan pushed them all, they had all finished packing and were off to the beach before four.

Down at the beach, most of the Akatuki's were enjoying themselves. Itachi curled up and wrapped his arm's around his knees. Under the beach umbrella he watched while Deidara happily buried Tobi in sand. Kisame was having fun frightning little kids in the sea, and Sasori decided to try his very first icecream While Pein and Konan sunbathed.

Deidara dusted the sand off his palms on his shorts.

"Okay Tobi, you'll be okay down there for...a while. So if you want anyone to get you out, just shout, okay, un?"

"Mffluh!" Tobi shouted from underneath.

"Good, okay. bye, un." Deidara said walking off.

"Deidara?" Itachi shouted over to him.

"Yeah?"

"Did you just bury Tobi alive?"

"Yeah."

"Oh, okay then."

When it turned six. Pein told them it was time to go, so they packed up their things and headed home.

"Where's Tobi?" Kisame asked shaking himself dry.

"Yes, where?" Itchi said looking at deidara, who was tunelessly whistling.

"Okay, fine. It's time to tell you all. Tobi, he's dea-"

"Here! Tobi's here!" Tobi shouted waving his arms about like a loon running over to them.

"What? how did you get out, un?"

"Easy."

"Guys, im tired. You two can discuss it in your room" Pein said with humour.

The Akatsuki's went to their rooms, after a long day of fun. They all went happily except Deidara.

"Why? Why, Tobi did you pick me, un?" Moaning in his bed.

"Because you are my bestest friend in the whole world"

"I certainly am not, un!"

Tobi looked at him sadly then went into his bed.

"Tobi knows inside you feel the same"

"No, Tobi. Inside i'm hungry"

"Hungry? Call for pizza then"

"You know, Tobi, that's the best idea you've ever had, un"

So Tobi and Deidara sneaked off to the kitchen and orded pizza.

"See, were bonding. Friends!" Tobi said attacking Deidara with a hug. Deidara was so very tempted to get the kitchen knife. His hand nearly got one when someone walked into the kitchen. It was Konan.

"Konan?" Deidara said flinging Tobi off him and walking over to her.

"Konan's sleepwalking!" Deidara said waving a hand in front of her. Suddenly konan grabbed his hand and started making out with it!

"AGH! Tobi get her off!"

"Okay, Tobi's on it" Tobi said grabbing Konan from behind and pulling her away. Deidara mentally scared backed off and grabbed a knife to protect himelf.

"You shouldn't wake someone who's sleepwalking" Tobi said.

"Don't worry, when i'v done she wont be waking up again, ever" Deidara marched over to her knife raised.

But konan fainted and he caught her, she pulled him down and he was on top of her. Then Pein walked in and went phyco.

"What's this? Deidara get off konan now!"

"I can explain. you see-"

"All i see is you on top of MY girl and you have a knife to stab her and ME in the back with!"

"No you see i-"

"Tobi. Get Konan and go outside. I don't want you to see this!"

Tobi quickly got Konan and ran out pressing his ear against the door.

"Ouch! Ow Pein. No please, no don't, not there. AGH!"

"Tobi! What's going on, i heard screaming!" Hidan shouts running out his room with his scythe.

"It's Deidara. Pein saw him with Konan and now Deidara is being killed"

Hidan was silent for a moment "Haha i thought it was Konan screaming"

Pein walks out and into his room. Tobi and Hidan look inside.

what do they see? hmm...