White Girls Kick Widow Ash
Inuyasha Takahashi, lead singer of opening band White Widow, and Kagome Higurashi, lead singer of Girls Kick Ash rocked it last night at the Circus Circus concert in Reno Nevada. Adding a little kick to the equation, America is now wondering, when will our favorite celeb couple make it official? After that heated kiss last night, in front of an audience of over four hundred, People Magazine guesses that it wont be long now.
Miroku Houshi, keyboard instrumentalist to White Widow, says, "You see the two all the time, and you think, 'wow, they're really good friends,' but if you ask me, that's just to cover up the good times their having in the bedroom, if you know what I mean."
Rin Tanaka says, "Anyone who's ever seen the two together know that their soul mates. He's Off Limits, girls!"
Jakotsu Renbakusaga, manager of GKA states, "When I first met the guy, he played this just fabulous song for me, and all the while, he was holding my girl in his arms. It was a heart warming thing, let me tell you. And the way their voices blend? OHMYGOODNESS! Complete fate the two met! And it was all though me, let me tell you!"
So there you have it, folks, according to close friends and band mates, Kagome Higurashi is soon to be Takahashi. Catch them again at their next concert at the Seven Nightclub in Bend Oregon next week!
Kagome ran through Wall mart, dodging isles, and pushing people out of her way in her desperate search for the front door. When she got there, she ignored the beeping telling her she stole the magazine in her hand, and just kept running all the way to the tour buss. She slammed open the door and growled.
Inuyasha, sitting on the love seat and watching Just Go With It on the portable DVD player, looked up as she came in. "Kagome?"
She wasn't interested in him though. Only the guy sitting to his left with a Pepsi in hand. With an earth shaking howl, she jumped over Inuyasha, dropping the magazine in his lap on the way, the page still open to what she was reading, and over to Miroku, her hands grasping for his throat.
"K-Kagome?" The idiot gasped out.
"You are a low life scum, Miroku!" She screeched, jerking his head to the side so that she was straddling him, her hands around his neck, his hands grasping at her arms in a poor attempt to throw her off.
Inuyasha read over the article once, twice, before he cracked up laughing.
Kagome looked at him. "Oh, so you think this is funny? You're friend pretty much told the whole world that we're– we're... Ugh!" She tired of his laughing and jumped away from Miroku to strangle him. "It's not that damn funny!" It didn't really matter much that Miroku was left alone now, because he was passed out from lack of air.
Inuyasha only smirked at Kagome, now stratling him, trying to strangle him. Being half-demon, though, it didn't work so well as she thought it would.
"Kagome, Miroku is Miroku. What else would you have expected him to say?"
Kagome huffed, sitting back, so that he was laying on the couch, her sitting on his stomach, her arms crossed and her head turned away from him. "Not that, that's for sure. He needs to keep his lecherous nose out of our love life."
Inuyasha chuckled. "So we have a love life, then."
Kagome slapped his chest. "You know what I mean, dog. That kind of thing is private. We don't even have a thing, and he's got all of America thinking we do. I should wake him up just to strangle him again." Despite her talk, though, her anger was fading away quicker and quicker, the longer she talked to Inuyasha.
"Kagome, look at me." She did, albeit with a pout. "Kagome, Miroku's a pervert by nature. Anything less and I would start to worry. He's been that way since we were kids. It's an illness. Would you kill an insane person because they were born that way?"
Kagome uncrossed her arms and put her hands on his chest. "No, I'd kill them for telling the press I was a unicorn."
He gave her a strange look. "Unicorn?"
"Well, their crazy, right?"
"Sometimes, I think you're the crazy one, Girl."
Kagome got off his stomach, choosing to sit beside him instead. Inuyasha wrapped his arm around her shoulder and pulled her closer.
All of a sudden there was a knock on the door. Inuyasha started, "Come in."
A fat bald American man looking to be in his mid-fifties walked in wearing a blue Wall mart T-shirt over Khakis and black non-slip shoes. He looked at them with a bored expression. "I'm going to need you three to come with me."
"Why?" Inuyasha asked, holding Kagome closer in a protective embrace.
"Because that magazine wasn't payed for, that's why."
Inuyasha looked at Kagome. "You stole a magazine?"
Kagome shrugged. "I wasn't really thinking about anything but killing a lecher when I was reading it. If I did, I blame him."
Ayame sighed as Kouga checked out a pair of cheep wanna-be converse shoes.
Kouga looked back at her over his shoulder. "What?"
Ayame pouted. "You're boring. We're in Wall mart, and all your doing is sizing up a pair of shoes!"
Kouga shook his head and returned to looking at the shoes. They looked like they could be beat up pretty fast, and they would make a great addition to his outfit.
"Ugh!" Ayame growled. "Your such a girl!"
It was Kouga's turn to sigh as he turned back to her. "What would you have us do then?"
Ayame's face lit up. "Ultimate Tag!"
Kouga shook his head. "What?"
Ayame's grin turned positively medieval as she turned her unforgiving eyes on her soon-to-be partner in crime, "We're in Wall mart, right? There are tons of toys and hiding places and isles. It's like a freaking maze in here! Think about how hard it would be to catch someone in a freaking maze!"
"Play hide-and-seek-tag in Wall mart? I don't know."
Ayame took out her cell and dialed Miroku and Sango's number. "Well I do. I'm tired of being bored. We're playing Tag."
Sango answered on the third ring, "Hello?"
"Sango, Get Miroku, Rin, and Sesshy. We're playing Tag."
"Ooh! I remember when we used to play that back in Tokyo! Got us banned from the store for the rest of our lives! "
"I know! Anyways, Get them and meat us in the electronics isle. We are playing Ultimate Tag here."
"Okay! Meet ya in ten."
Ayame grabbed Kouga's hand and dragged him around the baby isle, through the woman's clothing isle, and to the Electronics.
It wasn't long before the rest of their gang came along too.
"Where's Kagome?" Rin asked. "We can't play without our champion."
Ayame sighed. "She's probably in the buss with Inuyasha the way she raced out of here." Then she remembered a lack of someone else. "Where's Miroku?"
Sango frowned. "Couldn't find him. And he wasn't answering his phone."
Ayame shrugged. "Oh, well. Guess we can't play partner's then. Here's the rules. Use whatever you can, but if you get tagged you have to... lick the buss's tires."
Kouga shrugged. "Fine with me. I'm winning."
Rin looked at him. "Ayame's the fastest girl we have on GKA. Kagome's the smartest, though, so she always finds a way to escape. I'm small, so I fit in places that you guys can't get to, and Sango's ruthless. She usually does the taking-down part."
Everyone grinned at their praise.
Kouga thought. "Well, Sesshomaru's obviously the strongest. I'm the fastest. And the other two morons are gone, so..."
And then it was on.
Kagome, Inuyasha and Miroku were led through the mechanical ENTER door to Wall mart, Magazine in hand, and into the managers office.
Bob, as they learned their workers guide was named, opened the door and told them to wait for Mr. Benjamin in there. The walls were white and plain. Well, white would have been they're color, if they weren't so dirty they were practically tan. There were four blue plastic chairs bolted to a white speckled tiled floor, and a metal folding table.
It was a small room, but with the little furniture in it, Kagome felt it was nearly too big. She refused to get her brand new jeans dirty by sitting on one of those chairs, so Inuyasha offered his lap. She still refused.
It was half an hour before the manager actually made an appearance, in a blue button down, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU? T-shirt and black khakis.
"And how are we today?" Mr. Benjamin asked.
"Oh, we're just fine!" Kagome glared at him. There was no we. That man was not part of they're we.
"Good, good." Mr. Benjamin sat on the edge of the folding table, facing them with a saddened expression. "So I hear you kids have gotten yourselves in some trouble, now."
"No, duh." Inuyasha rolled his eyes.
Miroku sighed and stood, holding out his hand to the man. "I'm terribly sorry for my friend's attitudes, they have no idea how to properly handle a situation such as this."
"A situation we wouldn't have been in if it weren't for that stupid comment you made, Miroku." Kagome thumped him on the back of his head.
Mr. Benjamin had to fight a smile. "Well, look, kids, I'm sorry, but thievery is a terribly serious crime. And the fact that your all what– seventeen?"
"Eighteen." Kagome said.
"Nineteen." Inuyasha said.
"Fifteen." Miroku replied.
Everyone turned to him.
Miroku looked abashed. "What? Fifteen year-old kids get off easy."
"You're an idiot, Miroku." Inuyasha told his friend.
"Look, sir, I'm sorry I stole your magazine," Kagome rolled her eyes. "As if that's such a big deal. Anyways, now that we got that out of the way, what say you just let us go and you can go find some real hoodlums in some real trouble."
Mr. Benjamin shook his head. "I'm sorry, Kids, no can do. Thievery is dealt with by the cops. Not by me."
Kagome looked at him incredulously. "What? But we returned the stupid thing! And I didn't even mean to steal it!"
He just sighed. "Regardless. The police will be here in about half an hour."
Inuyasha was about to reply, when all of a sudden the door burst open and a sweaty woman in a Wall mart uniform appeared. "Mr. Benjamin! They're destroying our store!"
"What?" The man stood and looked at the kids. "Stay here."
Ayame pushed the cart down the tiled isle as hard as she could before jumping in, tilting her weight from side to side to keep balance and make turns. Kouga was right on her heels. She tilted left to avoid hitting an old woman in an orange jump suit.
"You'll never catch me alive, Copper!" She shouted, grabbing onto the nearest clothing stand and using it to swing her around and zoom past him in the other direction.
Kouga cursed and changed course, cutting through the woman's clothing section to try to cut her off.
Rin was walking through the toys, looking for a hiding spot when she saw Ayame racing by in a shopping cart, Kouga fallowing soon after. When she turned back around, Sango was there, grinning like a fool.
Thinking quickly, Rin ducked under Sango's reaching arm and grabbed a skateboard. She ripped the wrapping off of it and threw it to the ground, Jumping on and taking off.
Sesshomaru didn't know why he had decided to play this stupid game. He was sitting on the top of one of the stands by the fishing equipment, watching the others play and plow into stuff.
Rin raced by on a skateboard, not knowing Sango was waiting right around the corner.
With a sigh, the stoic dog demon reached down and snatched her up by her arm before Sango could get her. Rin's screech was brought to a halt when Sesshomaru's hand covered her mouth and he pointed at the skateboard, still going.
Rin watched as Sango jumped out and tripped over the now driver less skateboard. She made an 'O' with her mouth and gave Sesshomaru a hug in thanks. Sango cursed.
Kagome finally gave into her complaining feet and sat on Inuyasha's lap.
"This is freaking lame." She told them. "It's all Miroku's fault."
Miroku huffed. "I didn't steal the magazine."
"Yeah, well if you hadn't told the press that, then we wouldn't be in this mess now would we?"
Inuyasha sighed.
They all jumped, however when there was a loud bang on the other side of the door. Inuyasha moved Kagome gently off his lap and walked cautiously toward the unknown sound.
Ayame had Kouga chasing after her panting. She would have gotten away too, if that damnable wall hadn't appeared out of nowhere.
With a cry, Kouga crashed into the back of the shopping cart and the two of them tumbled rather unceremoniously into the wall to the managers office.
"You steal from my store." He turned a pace. "You destroy my store." He turned a pace. "The toys are wrecked." Turn. "The clothes destroyed." Turn. "And all for a pair of shoes and a magazine?"
That's right. They'd all been caught. Ayame and Kouga were led into the managers office, where they weren't exactly surprised to see Inuyasha, Miroku, and Kagome. Sango had been caught soon after climbing on top of a rack to try to get a better vintage point. Sesshomaru and Rin, the winners, had walked in looking for their missing friends.
And that brings us up to date... where they were getting a lecture.
"What do you have to say for yourselves?"
Kagome sighed. "It's Miroku's fault."
Miroku huffed. "Kagome stole the magazine."
Inuyasha shrugged. "I'm innocent for once."
Sango grinned. "We were playing tag. I won."
Ayame scoffed. "I won."
Kouga shook his head. "I did."
Rin rolled her eyes. "Sesshomaru did."
They all looked at her.
"Well, Kagome, Miroku, and Inuyasha weren't even playing. So they're out. Ayame and Kouga got each other when they crashed. Sango was taken down by Mr. Benjamin, and Sesshy got me."
"But Sesshomaru got caught too." Kouga pointed out.
"Nope." Rin grinned. "He committed suicide, walked in here of his own accord. Doesn't count."
They all sighed, agreeing with her.
Mr. Benjamin sighed. "Who's in charge of you guys?"
Kagome grimaced. "Jakotsu's gonna kill us."
Sango nodded. "If we're not already dead."
Ayame sighed. "Which we are."
Inuyasha looked at them. "We can't go to jail tonight, though, we have a gig tomorrow, remember?"
Mr. Benjamin looked at them. "Gig?"
Kagome nodded. "Yeah, gig. We're GKA and WW. We're playing in the town square tomorrow night."
Mr. Benjamin looked thoughtful. "Your Girls Kick Ash and White Widow?"
"Yup."
"My daughter loves those guys."
"That'd be us."
"I don't believe you."
"Want us to prove it?"
Inuyasha and Kagome stood at his nod. Kagome looked at Sango. "Savior."
Sango nodded and began to beat out the rhythm.
The rest of the gang added in some type of beat to the same extent.
Inuyasha sang.
It kills me not to know this,
but I've all but just
forgotten,
what the color of her eyes were,
her scars,
or how she got them.
Kagome placed her hand in his and he spun her around, the two of them dancing it out as she took over.
As the telling signs of age rain down,
A single tear is droppin,
through the valleys of an aging face,
that this world has forgotten
Kouga ran out of the room and came back in moments later with a freshly un-wrapped guitar. He strummed.
Kagome continued.
There is no reconciliation
that would put me in my place,
and there is no time like the present,
to drink these draining seconds
Inuyasha took over.
But seldom do these words ring true,
When I'm constantly failing you,
Like walls that we just can't
break through
Until we disapear
Kagome took it.
So tell me now,
if this aint love,
then how do we get out,
'cause I don't know...
Thats when she said I don't hate you boy,
I just want to save you boy,
while there's still something left to save.
Rin and Ayame looked at eachother before going.
Whaaoo Whaaoo
Inuyasha took it.
Thats when I told her
I love you girl,
But I'm not the answer for
the questions that you still have
Rin and Ayame
Whaaoo Whaaoo
Inuyasha.
But the day pressed on
like crushing weights
For no man does it
ever wait,
Kagome.
Like memories of dying days
that deafen us like hurricanes.
Bathed in flames we held the brand,
uncurled the fingers in your hand,
Inuyasha.
Pressed into the flesh like sand,
now do you understand
so tell me now,
if this aint love
then how do we get out,
cause I don't know.
Kagome
Thats when she said
I don't hate you boy,
I just want to save you while,
Theres still something left to save
Rin and Ayame
Whaaoo Whaaoo
Inuyasha
Thats when I told her
I love you girl,
But I'm not the answer for,
the questions that you still have
Rin and Ayame
Whaaoo Whaaoo
Inuyasha
One thousand miles away
Theres nothing left to say
Theres so much left that
I don't know.
Kagome.
We never had a choice
This world is to much noice
It takes me under
Inuyasha.
It takes me under once again.
Kagome.
I don't hate you.
I don't hate you, no.
So tell me now,
if this aint love
then how do we get out
cause I don't know
Thats when she said
I don't hate you boy
I just want to save you while
Theres still something
left to save.
Ayame and Rin
Whaaoo Whaaoo
Inuyasha.
Thats when I told her
I love you girl
But I'm not the answer for
The questions that you still have
Rin and Ayame
Whaaoo Whaaoo
Kagome
I don't hate you,
I don't hate you,
I don't hate you,
I don't hate you, no
Rin and Ayame.
Whaaoo Whaaoo
And that's how Girls Kick Ash and White Widow got out of going to jail.
Did You Know: That Rise Against's Savior is one of my absolute FAVORITE songs?
Did You Know: That I was not the first to come up with Wall mart Tag? But in fact, I got permission to use it from a friend here on fanfiction.
Did You Know: That I absolutely believe that this would happen, were Inuyasha and the gang in this situation?
