SMG4 needs someone to help him make his bloopers for his youtube channel so he puts some help wanted posters around the city. Upon seeing these, I go to the castle and request for the job. I end up getting the job and the story of my life with SMG4 and the rest of the gang begins. Rated M for constant swearing, racism, and tons of other bad stuff. The only reason these kind of things are in this fanfiction is because I will be making a ton of references to some of SMG4's videos. This fanfiction is told through the perspective of me, Jordan (Imagine me as Mario or SMG4, but with pink/black clothes instead of blue/white clothes or red/blue clothes. My hat has a J on it instead of an M. Also, im a homeless person.), and SMG4. The chapters will be very short because theres going to be a ton of chapters.
My POV:
"SMG4! Mario!" I shouted as I hopped of the top of the building and landed between them, holding the Rocket-Powered Gorcery Cart.
"What is-" I cut off Mario.
"Who cares what it is!? Just get in!" I ordered. Both of them quickly hopped in, followed by me hopping in after them.
"I dont think so..." The red Teletubbie said as he took out a stick of dynamite and lit it. All 3 of us screamed as the dynamite blew up, sending the Rocket-Powered Gorcery Cart flying into the street.
"Ugh... How do we start this thing!?" Mario asked.
"I dont know! I threw the old man who I stole it from off the roof before I could ask how it works!" I replied.
"Oh, look! It comes with a manual!" SMG4 said, showing us a manual. The cover read: HOW TO FLY FOR DUMMIES!
"I got it!" I said. I opened the manual and read the instructions. "Oh, this is easy!"
"Hurry up!" Mario shouted as the red Teletubbie hopped in front of us.
"Your not going anywhere, motherfucker!" The red Teletubbie shouted.
"You just have to connect these 2 wires and-" I was cut off when the Rocket-Powered Gorcery Cart started blasting forward after I connected the 2 wires, running over the red Teletubbie. Even so, as we shot down the street, I saw the red Teletubbie get back up. He stole a car from someone and started chasing us.
"Im coming for you!" The red Teletubbi shouted as he shot the machine gun at us.
"La-La-La-La-La-La!" A koopa troopa sung as he walked across the street, right in our path. I grabbed him and stuffed him inside his shell. "Ah, oh my god! Ahhh!"
"Take this!" I shouted as I threw the shell towards the car the red Teletubbie was in.
"Oh shit!" The red Teletubbie screamed in slow motion as the shell hit the car he was in and exploded.
"You think its over?" SMG4 asked.
"I hope so..." Mario replied.
"Oh, I almost forgot." SMG4 said, turning to face me. "We dont even know your name."
"Oh, right." I said. "My name is-" I was cut off by us flying off the edge of a cliff into the ocean, which we didnt even notice we were heading towards due to all the chaos. I was quick enough, however, and managed to hop out and grab the ledge. SMG4 hanged onto my legs and Mario hanged onto his legs.
SMG4's POV:
"At least its a nice veiw..." I joked, chuckling. The sun was just setting and I had to admit, the veiw was great. Mario just glared at me.
"Shut the fuck up!" He ordered.
"Yeah, it is." The pink/black guy said, smiling. I looked up at him and watched as he admired the sunset. My cheeks turned a bright pink as I felt myself get lost in his eyes. I shook my head. What the hell am I doing? Mario noticed my reaction and grinned.
"SMG4..." He laughed.
"Shut the fuck up!" I ordered.
"Anyways, how are we supposed to get back up?" The pink/black guy asked. We all stayed silent, a cricket chirping in the distance. How were we supposed to get out of this mess?
