Chapter 4: Rei the handsome shapeshifter arrives!
The night flowed over us with everything becomming hell of the thunder storm outside. I was in my room, playing on my old school Playstation having the greatest game inside. Want to know what it was? Well it was Klonoa having a funtime going through childhood memories. I was at the part where Klonoa slid on the water foutain thing for a brief moment. He's like a cute adventerous cat Jesus. Anyway, Lum was in my room watching me play but I just ignored EVERYTHING around me. "Darling? Let's do something." Lum shrugged my shoulder abit to get my attention.
"Like what?" I finally answered her. "There's nothing to do but do this." I said still playing the game almost at the end of the level. "Besides, what more fun than this?" I regretted saying something like that, as Lum just placed her breast right on my back whispering into my ear.
"Cuddling... Kissing... Or put the two both and we get...?" She kissed my cheek before I just had a giant nosebleed that made me become a loose fire hose, sending me all over the FUCKING ROOM SLAMMING INTO THE WALLS SO MANY DAMN TIMES! "Darling! Please don't die!" Lum caught me but I couldn't respond. My eyes were spirals circling so it was indicating I was KOed. I awoke later to just see me on someones lap, neither Chizurus or my mothers, but Lums. I've only ever slept on their laps instead of Lums, it made me nervous with a blush. "Darling? Are you okay?" Lum asking while I got the bottom look of her breast. I blushed hard red of the sight. "You're turning red. Do you have a fever?"
"N-no! It's nothing!" I lifted off her lap to breathe for a bit. I turned to look at Lum to talk. "Listen Lum... I'm not ready for any of that..." I said honestly admitting I was a virgin. Can't do it. Too much of a chicken for that.
"It's alright." She just hugged me, looking into eachothers eyes. "I'm not ready either, I was just teasing you." Was she trying to be cute? Or was she serious? I didn't care so I just turned off the game to go to my desk to work on Tsubasa skateboard, crappy part was I was missing some parts. "Darling? What are you doing?" Lum asked me while looking all over in my desk drawers to find the parts.
"Trying to find axel nuts for this. Plus the king pin too." I looked all over but I couldn't find any. It looked like I had to go to the store so I gave a sigh of drag of what it was. At that moment I got a phone call from someone, Tsubasa. I answered the call placing it on my ear. "Yo?"
"Hey Sora. Do you mind if I come over with Shinobu and Ataru?" She asked me on the phone as I nodded.
"I don't see why not." I said with the least of care in the world.
"Great! We'll see you later."
"Alright. Oh and Tsubasa! Can you do me a favor?" I asked hoping she didn't hang up yet.
"Sure. What do you need?"
"Think you can head to the store and buy some axel nuts and the king pin? I sorta fell short of some."
"No problem. See you later." She hung up with me having a satisfied look on my face.
"I can finally get this done." I said placing my phone on the desk. I felt some aura behind me though to see something, Lum pissed. "L-Lum?! What's up?" I asked terrified.
"Darling... Why do you have a smile on your face after that call from Tsubasa...?" She asked menacingly. I was frozed solid from the look she was given.
"W-well... She's going to get the parts for her board so I can finish it up?" I was trying so hard to not get electrocuted. "And Ataru and Shinobu are coming to visit also..." That look she gave me was something I feared everyday... At least I said Ataru is coming or she'll think I'm having an affair with Shinobu... I hate it when they misunderstand.
"Darling..." Lum just stopped being sparky. "I believe you... For now..." She said threatning me, I do not blame her. I hate having bad luck with women... Anyway, we waited for them as we tried to pass the time. It wasn't until we had someone at the door...
Tsubasa's POV
On our way to Sora's house was easy as it sounded, this storm was strong. But we kept strong and still headed down to the store to find the part Sora needed. "So what do we need?" Shinobu asked me as I started going down the aile.
"An axel and king pin. I should get some extra parts too just incase." I did exactly as we searched for every part. However, we couldn't find an axel nut.
"Yo! Tsubasa!" Ataru got my attention as I headed to his direction. He pointed up as I saw the part. "Is that it? The axel nuts?" He reached up to grab the bolt thanks to his height. He placed it in the basket so we were ready to go out now. "Now let's go."
"Right." We both agreed as we headed down the streets. The storm however was getting wicked loud, seeing lightning in the sky with thunder being played in the clouds. The last lightning striked must have played with my eyes, because it look like it hit a plane. It was a plane! No! It was ship!
"Watch out!" Shinobu ducked with Ataru holding her closely. I stood up shielding my eyes as the plane was about to crash, but when I got a good look at it. It wasn't a plane, but a spaceship! Tiger striped space shiped at that, orange color instead of yellow like Lums. The ship crashed into the lot making a huge crator in the middle of the lot. I wouldn't doubt that some houses had a blackout after that. "Another ship?" All three of us investigated this ship when the door to the ship just opened, letting someone out. The person revealed himself to be a guy, handsome looking fellow at that.
"Who is that guy?" Ataru asked in confusion as so did I. He was an oni so he must be related to Lum somehow. The guy just started walking with his hands out, grabbing both me and Shinobu in a hug. Ataru got angry as so did I, I hate guys like these!
"Lum." Is all the guy said before I punched hard in the face. He fell right on his ass with the bruise on his cheek. He only looked at me in confusion.
"You bastard! I hate guys like you!" I yelled before turning away. This guy just pissed me off, great! I was in a good mood to see Sora and Lum. It's when I remember something... He said Lums name. I went back to him to see Shinobu helping him out while I just looked down at him. "Want to see Lum? I know where she lives." I told him before he got up. At that moment, he transformed! Something so ugly at that too! All three of us screamed before he took us out for a ride.
Sora's POV...
I went downstairs to see Chizuru and mom by the entrance of the door. That wasn't all who was there though. I saw someone else, the ugly lookin' priest that mistook me for a woman. I was so pissed when I saw him again. "Oh Sora." Chizuru spotted me when I came down with Lum from my room.
The preist and I looked at eachother, giving him an ugly look but his face was ugly enough. "What do you need?" I asked impatiently not wanting to see him.
"I have utter bad news for you my friend..." The priest told me in a spooky voice that gave even me a spine chill. The way he looked wasn't different, but I felt an aura coming from him, having an omnious feel to. What kind of preist was this guy?! "Something of this very night shall come for you."
I just looked at him with an unamused look. I'm not taking this dude serious anymore! "I'm sorry Mr. Priest, but what is your name?" My mother asked him polietly in a good manner.
The priest bowed for manners giving his name. "My name is, Sa-ku-ram-bo. And I am a high priest." My... Ass. That's all I thought is that he's bullshitting on what he just said. My mom was confused at this part.
"Sakurambo...? Deranged priest or the fruit...?" For some reason it felt like everything went into chibi mode for my mom as she thought about this. I don't blame her. Who would name their child that?
"Ma'am. Please call me Cherry." That priest had a grin on his face, making me more pissed for some reason. When I see his face I feel like punching him into the ocean.
"Cherry or Sakurambo you still look like a free-loading priest to me!" Rudly I talked to him that had him moved abit. "Besides the only thing that came is your ugly ass twat face!" My mom didn't even flinch neither did Chizuru, like they agreed with me. I would have been punched all the way to another solar system by Chizuru.
"How rude! You should have more respect!" We just starred down at each other before a black out happened. The lights will come back on after some time, but that Cherry guy just smirked at the scene. "See? What did I tell you? Something dark is coming for you my friend."
"Shut up freak!" I was angry at him thinking was right all along. No way. Ever since I could remember when a black out happened I thought it was Dads ghost playing a prank, I still believe that today. I turned to see Mom and Chizuru heading to the living room for some reason.
My sister than turned around to look at me. "Sora, we're gonna sleep down here for tonight. You could join if you want?" You see, whenever a blackout happened we would all sleep in the living room early for safety to know we're all here.
I gave her a sigh. "Sis, I'm not a kid. So everything is cool, alright?" As I saw Chizuru left to the front room, I noticed someone was grabbing my arm. I saw Lum with a smile.
"Darling let's go to bed." The oni princess I accidently "married" tugged on my should, yet I took it back showing I wasn't tired. I could only see Lum getting more mad. "We're going to bed!"
"I'm not tired! ALRIGHT?!" I shouted at her then turned away with my arms crossed. At that moment, I felt a lightning zapping the cheeks of my ass! I jumped looking at her with tear of pain. "W-What the hell?!" Lum only threw more lightning bolts but I kept dodging them reaching the stairs to get the hell outta there. I could here Lum being happy for some reason.
"Wait for me Darling!" She flew up the stairs to catch me. I hate it when she uses her lightning for stuff like that! After some time, both of us were in my room with Lum doing something behind my back. I had the radio on listening to anything as I watched the water pour onto the ground. "Darling! Come to bed!" I looked behind me to see Lum having the futon out while her bra and boots were off! I blushed madly at the sight, seeing the girl in my house almost completely naked.
"Y-you idiot! Put some clothes on!" I shouted at her but she just looked she was enjoying the moment. I'm not! "And I already told you, I'm not ready for stuff like this!" I looked the other wy not looking at her body. Don't call me gay or anything! I just can't handle a naked woman! "Now do me a favor and put it away!"
I could see Lum looking at me in frustration. "It's because Tsubasa is coming... RIGHT?!"
"Where are you getting at?!" At the moment I asked she arosed from her spot revealing her torso to me! I blushed bright as Lum just got closer to me.
"Don't play dumb! You would rather see Tsubasa naked than me!" She was right near me with her breast uncovered. I had a nosebleed but I covered it up while sorta grabbing the end of my shirt and pulling it down covering something I shouldn't say. "Be honest! That's what you want to see isn't it?!"
I blushed bright before I just became furious about the question. It wasn't until I shouted off the bat probably awaking the devil. "WOULD YOU SHUT UP AND JUST PUTS SOME CLOTHES ON!?" I shouted loudly on the top of my lungs. I could hear the cats and dogs outside making a riot. She was finally half decent with her bra back on. "Lum, when I have good enough money, I'm buying you clothes."
I could hear Lum saying 'yay' for some reason. "My husband is taking out on a date!"
"IT'S NOT A DATE!" I interrupted her by shouting again. I sighed with facepalm having a look from Lum. "We're just heading out to get you some DECENT clothes! The ones you're wearign show to much!"
Lum looked at her clothing. "Are they that bad?" She spun around while I gave a nod.
"YES! Lum you've got to learn about modesty!"
"I know modesty! Thank you very much!"
"My ass! I'm not some UNCUTE person who looks like they work in a Go-Go Bar!" Those kind of words were my fatal mistake. I could see Lum getting angry at me, throwing a book at me to start. "HEY!" I saw her grabbing my belongings while throwing them at me. I dodged every object.
"ME A GO-GO DANCER?! UNCUTE?! AT LEAST I'M NOT SOMEONE WHO KEEP GETTING IN MEANING LESS FIGHTS! AND IS SOMEONE WHO KEEPS FLIRTING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!" She kept throwing many things at me, but one thing she was about to throw was a frame on my desk with a picture. I grabbed it with my hand while still dodging. "DARLING YOU IDIOT!" It wasn't until I was finally hit with my own chair hitting me right in the face making me black out a little bit. "D-Darling! I'm sorry! Please don't die." God if you're there... Please beam me up... I would lie there for some time before waking up. However when I did, I heard someone knock the window. I saw clearly to see Tsubasa, but she looked really sick.
I ran toward the window to open it for her. "Sora..."
"Tsubasa! What's wrong?!" I asked her very worried. I grabbed Tsubasa with Shinobu and Ataru hangin on to her legs for some reason. At the very end of Ataru though, some dude was there. He had a face though, I'll give him that.
"Rei!" Was that his name? Zero? Wait, how did Lum know who this guy was?! We would know sooner or later if we talked this out, but when I gave him hand to come in he immediatly started chasing Lum. Why though? "No! NO! NO! Go away Rei!" Lum was running away from him in my room. As things weren't already a hell of a mess! "I hate you Rei! Go home!"
the moment this happen, Chizuru came in my room. "Hey Sora. What's up with all the noise?" She looked to see Rei stopping for a sec and smile at her. However Sora just had a look of disgust on her face. She ducked down to whisper to my ear. "Who's 'Pretty Boy' there?" She asked me still looking she had a stomach ache or some cold.
"His name is Rei, all I know." Chizuru left the room as I heard someone gag outside my door. We sat down to know the facts, as it turns out Rei was Lum's ex-finacee! That's mind blowing right there! Why did she turn down a guy like him? After some talking too, we now learned much. "Lum you should go back to your home planet."
"NO!" She was a stubborn girl alright.
"Why? Your husband is such a handsome man though." Shinobu tried to get her to agree with Ataru helping too.
"I agree Lum. He's probably better than Sora."
"Oh thanks ya dick!" I got abit pissed, but we continued.
"NO! Whenever he gets excited or angry he turns into something weird!" The oni girl just looked down than straight at me. "I want... I want Darling!" Lum had than pounced on me like a hunter.
I blushed only brightly because we had guest in my room. "S-stop! Get off!" I begged for life hoping she would but she didn't. I could see though that Rei was getting angry, seeing his face turning completely different.
"He's changing again." Tsubasa said getting up for some reason. Lum turned around to see if it was true and it was.
"SEE?! He's changing!" We all saw as Ataru was becoming scared of what he was seeing. What I saw was very strange. But I felt like he was only 25% done though. What was I expecting soon? It felt ominious.
When I could only see Shinobu getting angry, she objected to Lums statement. "So what if he changes a little?! He's still handsome most of the time!" In the moment she said that, Tsubasa stomped on Rei head as it slammed into the floor.
"Take it easy boy. You be handsome but you're still a monster." She said guarding both Lum and me. She got off of him while he healed for abit. It wasn't until Chizuru came back in holding a plate of sweet potatoes. "Chizuru?"
"Mom wanted to give you guys a snack while you're having this little meeting." She walked to us while placing the plate in the middle, but at that time, Rei grabbed her hand placing it her his lips. He kissed the back of her hand, but she just got pissed. "I... Hate... Men like you..." She had than out of her anger slapped him with storming off! I guess I forgot to tell you guys one thing about my sister; She has a boyfriend who's a cool guy, and she hates guys with think their hot shit. Mostly guys like Rei I'm guessing. He just sat there confused while Lum just laughed with Ataru and Tsubasa.
"Wow, he had that coming." Tsubasa said. When we calmed down abit, Rei however just looked at the potatoes thinking as if they were poisonious. At the same time I wanted to know what was going on in this guys head, but at the same time I didn't want too. Tsubasa went over to Lum to whisper in her ear. "He's a little quick with women don't ya think?"
"Not in the least. He's just incredibly TACKY!" She yelled in angry as Rei started eating like an animal munching it down his throat.
"Wow, you weren't kidding." I said amazed at the sight I saw. He was tacky.
"NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY CAN I STAND A TACKY MAN!" The way she said was full of truth. When Lum said that, Rei began to cry. His tears shedded from his eyes to the floor, but I have a feeling it wasn't at Lum because he was looking at the potatoe.
"Lum! Stop that! He's crying..." I'm still wondering why Shinobu was defending this dude. Probably because he was good looking. She does know this isn't the 80's anymore, right?
"He's crying because the potatos taste so good..." I could see the tears Lum gave like she was in pain, waiting for her answer to come true. When I looked at Rei is answer was a nod of yes. Lum began pounding on the floor in anger, I do not blame her really. "NO! HE HASN'T CHANGED ABIT!" Rei didn't pay attention however to Lums feelings, only the food. I tried to grab one but he took the plate with him. I glared, giving a dirty look.
"Oh you son of a bitch... You do not take my food away from me..." I said quietly, giving a death glare at him but he wouldn't give in. At that moment I had to do it. I speared him straight to the ground as I punched him. This bastard wasn't just an idiot but also a glutton! I took the plate of potatos eating some while he gave me an angry look. However I just stepped on his head so he wouldn't get up. "Mother fucker..." I sat down next to Lum eating some of the potatos. I can see Shinobu trying to think of something.
"But he's so handsome..." Thankfully I didn't have to speak up, thanks to Ataru.
"Is that all you can say Shinobu?" He asked her but she only kept thinking but nothing would appear. I don't blame her.
"But his looks is all he gots." Man how pathetic. Ataru even sighed with me, thank God he was on the same side as me.
"DARLING! I DON'T WANT A MAN LIKE HIM!" Lum grabbed onto my arms making me drop the potatos but I wasn't really concerned about that, what I was concerned with was how her breast wrapped around my arm making my face become a bright red having a some steam comming out of my head. Shinobu started getting more mad at this with Rei having a foot print on the side of his face.
"LUM! Let go of Sora now!" I fell like this wasn't getting anywhere... Nor to where it started... I just fell like I'm a prize or something. I could just fell Lum purring while holding my arm.
"I wanna be with Darling." Lum didn't let go of my arm. Shinobu started punding on my floor in rage that made me panic! How was I gonna fix that if there was hole?! I have to save the money I had now and forever!
"You ill mannered bitch! Arn't good looks good enough?!" She asked her with Lum giving a simple 'Nope' making Shinobu even more angry. "Just get away from our friends life!" At that moment I did the most stupidist thing I could do... Step in the mess.
"Lum, it's better if you get married to your own kind." I felt like this would put me a huge pile of shit... And guess what... IT DID!
"No way!" Lum responded but I knew she had something to say. "BECAUSE IN MY BELLY IS DARlINGS BABY! ! !" I knew I shouldn't have gotten into it. I stood there like a stone statue in shock. Lum had let go of me giving a smirk.
"Lum..." Shinobu was shocked to hear this as was Ataru. The only thing he did was come by me and pat me on the back. "...What did you say...?" This affected all of us for many reasons that not even Santa could check it twice...
I could hear the laughter that Lum made. I wasn't laughing... NO ONE WAS! "Surprised?! I'm pregnant! !" Tsubasa looked down at the floor with tears.
"Sora... How could you...?!" She lifted up her face having a tears of joy instead of sadness. "HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THIS?!" MY child hood friend was okay with something like this?! I don't even have a damn memory of us doing 'that'! She went in front of Lum and grabbed both of her hands with sparkles in her eyes. "LUM-CHAN! Please oh please can I be the God-Mother?! PWEASE?!" Great... Now I got to clear up this misunderstanding.
"Tsu...Basa... You do know... She's lying...?" I said so quietly that they couldn't hear me. Shinobu got up looking at me.
"Sora... You said you would be pure until true marrige... Did I make friends with another idiot...?" She was about to pund me to oblivion, I couldn't blame her. She jumped right at me throwing a punch right at my cheek, one problem... I DID BECOME A STATUE! "OW! What the hell?!" Her hand bled abit with a scar on her knuckles. Lum placed her hand infront of my face and waved to see if I was alright, I wasn't.
"Pregnant...? How...?" They could see my mouth moving, and my arms shakingly move to be placed on my head for me to freak out. "Did she drug me...? I can't remember...?" I snapped back to reality to hear someone growling. I looked up to see Rei, becoming bigger... and bigger... until he turned into some tiger stribed bull cow hybrid! ! He slammed his paw right on me as I tried to fight. I got pissed at this. "Soo you wanna fight a Knight?! Than I won't hold back!" I got out of his grip real quick to kick Rei right in the face outside. He broke my screen door but I could repair that later. I vaulted over the rail of the balcony straight down to see Rei in his human form wearing his clothes. It wasn't until he grabbed out a gun from his holster for me to see a gun from his and Lums planet.
"Bang! Dead!" Was this guy for real? Lum flew down with Tsubasa, Ataru and Shinobu litterly dropping in.
"Darling. He's challenging you to a duel!" A duel huh? Well this got more interesting for me. I just smirked at Rei as Tsubasa tossed me a wooden sword from the wall where I would train in my sword skills. As a Knight you also have to learn swordsmenship you know? Gripped the sword while it also layed on my shoulder.
"I..." I pointed the sword at Rei while he smirked back right at me. "Accept your challenge! Rei... Grab your gear and let's throw down! !" I wanted to see how this went.
To Be Continued...
