~Morning in 'Ask the Saturdays!'~

Nathalie: *Talking in her sleep* Yes… Give it to me….

Zak: *Wakes up and yawns*

Nathalie: I want it…

Zak: o.o *Looks at Nathalie*

Nathalie: Give it to me…

Zak: O.O

Nathalie: Does it come in navy?

Zak: *Strangely relieved*

Nathalie: *Sits up and gasps even though she has her eyes closed* Ah…. I'll take my make-up off in the morning. *Lays back down*

Zak: Oh wake up!

Nathalie: Mom. Why is there a purple cow in front of my window?

Zak: -.- Nathalie!

Nathalie: *Wakes up* Huh? I heard a ding. Is my bacon ready yet?

Zak: What? No. You never made any bacon.

Nathalie: Oh. Then good night. *Tries to fall asleep, but ends up putting her head on something with feathers instead* Why is my pillow so lumpy?!

Zak: Because… That's not your pillow. That's a turkey. On your pillow.

Nathalie: O.O Why is there a turkey on my pillow?

Zak: I don't know…

Nathalie: Maybe if we go back to sleep, the turkey will leave. But, because I have a turkey on my pillow, I'll be over there. *Takes sleeping bag and drags it over next to Zak's*

Zak: Why are you next to me?

Nathalie: Cuz, I feel like it. Got a problem with that?

Zak: …Yea.

Nathalie: Well too bad. *Falls asleep on Zak's arm*

Zak: -.- Oh come on!

Nathalie: *Grips Zak's arm really hard*

Zak: Ow! *Sighs and ends up falling asleep on Nathalie's hair*

~At around 12:00 PM, so noon.~

Haley: *Looks at Zak and Nathalie* Awww…. Cute…

Doyle: Chunky!

Doc: I like 'em big… I like 'em chunky…

Doyle: Chunky!

Doc: I like 'em big… I like 'em plumpy…

Doyle: Plumpy!

Doc: I like 'em round… With something, something…

Doyle: Something!Doc: They like my sound… They think I'm funky…

Doyle: Funky!Doc: I like em chunky…

Doyle: Chunky, chunky, chunky!

Doc: Chunky, chunky.

Doyle: Chunky, chunky, chunky! Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, : Ain't nothin' wrong, with lovin' chunky. I like 'em funny, I like 'em spunky, I like 'em witty, I like 'em smart.

Doyle: With brains…

Doc: Girl I like your big-Drew: What you say?Doc: Your big ol' heart. What? Girl you : I like the way she moves. What she do? What she do, what she do?Doyle, Drew, and Doc: Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky. Plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy. Chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky, chunky…

Nathalie: *Wakes and sits up* Doc should NOT be singing that song!

Zak: Ow… *Looks down at his arm* Why are you still hugging my arm?

Nathalie: I don't know. Whoa! Your arm is warm!

Zak: Maybe because you've been hugging it!

Nathalie: Oh yea. Hey is the turkey gone yet?

Zak: *Turns his head to spot the pillow, but it's not there* Where's your pillow?

Nathalie: What the? It was over there…

Zak: Ok… Weird… Now I gotta go change from my pajamas into my day clothes, but I can't do that when you're holding my arm!

Nathalie: Oops. Wait a second... Or can you?!

Zak: Nathalie.

Nathalie: Ok fine... *Lets go of Zak's arm* Aw… Now I'm cold…

Zak: *Looks at Nathalie like 'What the heck is wrong with you?'*

Nathalie: O.O I said nothing… *Runs inside the closet, then runs out screaming and accidentally lands on Zak*

Zak: Ow……. My aching back…. Ow……

Nathalie: Sorry. There was a spider in front of my face and there's still blood and that dead body is still there too.

Zak: Will you get off of me?

Nathalie: Oops… *Rolls onto the floor*

Zak: Now I can't get up!

Haley: Nacho?

Zak: Nacho?! Nacho!!! *Gets up and runs over to Haley* OWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Ooooo…..

Zak: *Turns towards Nathalie* This is all your fault….. I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!! *Runs over back to Nathalie trying to kill her, but trips on a turkey and ends up landing and accidentally kisses Nathalie* O.O

Nathalie: *Mumbles: What the heck is with all the turkeys?!*

Zak: *Rolls off of Nathalie and looks at the turkey, with just happens to be holding a chainsaw* What the?!

Turkey: Gobble! *Runs away*

Nathalie: Ok…. You know what? I'm just gonna go put on my clothes for the day. *Picks up keyboard and poofs on day clothes* Oh right. *Poofs day clothes on Zak* There.

Zak: Yea, thanks…

Haley: You know. You two look like you would make a cute couple.

Zak: What?!

Nathalie: Well I don't know about the couple thing, but I do know that Zak is cute.

Zak: What?

Nathalie: O.O Nothing!!!

Zak: Right…

-POOT-

Haley: Finally! A review! I've been waiting all morning! *Takes keyboard away from Nathalie* Ok, so it's from… PhantomGirl12

Yes Zak, I am happy! ^_^ Awesome chapter! You guys make me laugh so much! Please update soon!

Zak: Ok… Why was I being addressed?

Nathalie: I don't know. Thank you.

Haley: We tend to make you laugh. Tis be our goal.

-POOT-

Haley: Now it's from… secretscientest

Thanks for using my dares. ok first, Zak, for putting you though that, I'll give you fifty bucks. *gives Zak fifty dollars.* Doyle, I won't kill you, since you said "kind of" had you said you do I would beat you to a pulp. Oh but I will give you fifty dollars for you to wear that pony tail you were wearing, I kept thinking James Bond when you had it, it was so cool. *gives Doyle fifty dollars.* anywho, chao for now.

Nathalie: You thought of James Bond. I thought of Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet. I mean the earring, the ponytail, the 'bad boy'-ness. I was so happy. I was practically squealing my head off. That's how good he looked.

Zak: Yea, yea. Doyle!!!

Doyle: What?

Haley: You have a dare. Oh and we tend to do all the reviews we get. Unless we don't check and get another one when the chapters done.

Doyle: Ah. *secretscientest comes in a hands Doyle fifty dollars then disappears* Cool. Now what do I do?

Haley: You have to put your hair in that ponytail again.

Doyle: Ok. *Walks away then comes back two minutes later with his hair in a ponytail* Done.

Nathalie: Yea you can carry on with your business now.

Doyle: Ok. *Walks away*

-POOT-

Haley: Now it's from… Logan the Awesome

Hola! Its ur faithful reviewer who is very glad that u updated. U better keep updating this. Or i will die. I DIDN'T KNOW U COULD SUBMITT TRUTH/DARE(S)! Oh well, he are a few...1) Have Drew and Van Rook be locked up in a closet, see what happens through a hidden camera, (have them make-out) then have them have one of those wedding thingings. AND make Nathalie get made about it. 2) Have Zak in an electric chair, and have him tell the truth about the following. If he lies, then the chair will shock him, an anvil will fall on his head, and a hammar will swing at him.a) Which girl means the most to him, Haley, Nathalie, Wadi, or yours truley.b) have Zak say who he has made a deal with and who has been helping him for a while. 3) Do the same for Drew...a) who do u love more?Doc...b) did you love anyone one more than Drew *then have her come in and see how Doc reacts(this may result to a devorce)*Doylec) do u really think Van Rook is a shiny purple doughnut monkey?d) What other funny phase would you use to describe Van RookLOLZ! This was the best chapter YET! WHY must u be so cruleably funny? Im glad you won't kill me!! Yes Zak I LIKE u. Not love u like Nathalie. I want to meet u so badely. TRUST me when i said "like" i mean't as a super close friend. YES I AM A GIRL! Its ok. ALL my new teachers think im a boy. I am sorta a tomboy. Well, one woth light brown hair and a blue hilight on the right side. Oh well. I forgive u. U better keep updating. If they do, i promise I will find a way to KEEP Wadi in Shooby Dooba land. If not, lets just say ill find a way to get to u and MAKE u update for other's entertainment. I am so nice. POFF!

Nathalie: Long. But we get to put Doc in an ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!! Wait a minute… I DON'T LOVE ZAK!!!!!!!!!!

Zak: Oh joy. I'm gonna be put in an electric chair too. Whoopee.

Nathalie: Oh….. Well I'll get Zak Monday to take your place.

Zak: You will?

Nathalie: Yea.

Zak: Awesome.

Nathalie: Oh wait a second you only have two questions. Never mind.

Zak: -.-

Nathalie: Just tell the truth and you'll be fine. It's only two questions.

Zak: Yes. Two questions. ONE EVIL QUESTION!!!

Nathalie: Oh well. You're going first.

Haley: *Poofs up the electric chair with the anvil and the hammer* Alright. Lets go.

Zak: *Walks over to the chair and sits down*

Haley: *Pushes a button on the chair and straps down Zak*

Zak: What the heck?!?!

Nathalie: Ok. Lets start with the last question. Who have you made a deal with and who has been helping you for a while?

Zak: What deal? What is this lady talking about?!

Haley: Where's the hammer?

Zak: I'm telling the truth! I don't know! Unless you're talking about the deal with Argost, I have no idea what you're talking about!

Haley: Yea, that's it.

Zak: Ok then.

Nathalie: Ok. Next question. Which girl means more to you: Haley, Wadi, Logan the Awesome, or me?

Zak: Do I have to answer this one?

Nathalie: Yes, you do. Unless you want to be shocked, hit with a hammer, and have an anvil dropped on you.

Zak: Ok. Lemme see. If I started talking to no one out loud, I'm thinking. Alright so… Wadi… I've known longer… Haley… Is funny… Nathalie… Well. I've kissed her. Logan… I don't know her. Well now there's three! Just kidding. I'm at four. Hm…. All four seem nice, and funny. But who…. Haley helps me out when I don't know what to do… Wadi… Well I was accused of liking her… Well she's funny, and insane... But so is she…

Nathalie: Eh?

Zak: *Doesn't listen* They're both pretty I guess… Hm……. Do I have to answer this? Wait don't tell me. Yes, I do. *Sighs* Ok.

Haley: OH ANSWER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zak: I don't know!!! *Hammer swoops down and ALMOST hits him* Whoa!

Haley: GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zak: Ok…. Now I continue to think aloud. Wadi… has kissed me. Though it was on the cheek.. Nathalie's creepy and funny… And insane… Haley…Is funny, nice, idea person…

Haley: *Prays: Please… please…*

Zak: I don't know Logan. And then there were two.

Haley: Two?! Who?! TWO WHO?!?!?!?!??!

Zak: Hush child…

Haley: O.o *Thinks: He touched my shoulder!!!!!! EEEK!!!!!!! ZAK FEET!!!!!!! ZAK FEET TOUCHED MY SHOULDER!!!!!!!!!!!* Can they hear my thoughts…?

Nathalie: Ok then…. Haley…. You have Zak's feet touch…. Nice to know…

Haley: THEY CAN HEAR ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! O.o

Nathalie: No… Just me.

Zak: Ok. There's her… and there's her.

Haley: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Zak: Shush my child.

Nathalie: o.O

Zak: Ok… I'm… I'm stuck.

Haley: Stuck with who, may I ask? *Thinks: Please be me!*

Nathalie: I can hear you, you know.

Haley: GET OUTTA' MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: I can't help it. Your mind is the only one that's not completely stupid other than Zak's.

Haley: STAY OUTTA' MY BUISINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait! Do you know bout'… that…?

Nathalie: What Zak's thinking? Yea. I do.

Haley: Not what I mean…

Nathalie: Well do you wanna hear it or not?

Haley: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: He's-

Zak: SHUDDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Between you-

Haley: YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: As I was saying… Between you, me, Logan, and Wadi. He's stuck, cuz he doesn't have a favorite. Or maybe he does, but I can't hear anything about that.

Haley: O.o OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE COULD FIGHT CUZ' OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: I know. Lets just see what happens.

Zak: -.- You told. I said I'm stuck. I don't know.

Haley: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops… sorry…. Hehe….

Nathalie: Haley.

Haley: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I COULDN'T CONTROL MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Ok then.

Zak: All. I don't have a favorite. Even though, I don't know Logan at all. She's in there. Yup.

Haley: OMG!!!!!!!! O.o H-he…. L-likes….. M-me….? *Faints*

Nathalie: Hey… I fainted like that when we kissed!

Drew: What?

Zak: Nothing mom! I told you to shut up!

Nathalie: Oops.

Haley: *Still unconscious*

Zak: Can I be unstrapped now?

Nathalie: Sure….. *Pushes a button*

Zak: *Gets shocked* Ow!

Nathalie: Sorry! *Smiles all evil like and unstraps Zak*

Zak: Thank you. Maybe we should help her.

Haley: *Moans*

Zak: O.O

Bacon Bat: DAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Haley: *Moans* Bacon-Zak?

Nathalie: Sure…

Zak: I go now. To somewhere. Over the rainbow.

Nathalie: You're weird.

Zak: I know. *Starts to walk away*

Haley: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pounces on top of Zak and slowly slides into his arms*

Nathalie: You know, this should make me jealous, but, just give me a frozen yogurt, and, uh, I should be fine.

Haley: *Slowly slides her head onto his shoulder*

Nathalie: Ok, Maybe I'm also gonna need a pizza.

Zak: *Gets up, and since Haley's in his arms it looks like Zak's holding Haley bridal style*

Haley: Ahhh…. I hear wedding bells…. O.o I did NOT just say that!

Zak: O.O

Nathalie: Ok, maybe I need some butter scotch pudding, mint ice cream, and some baby-back ribs dipped in barbeque sauce.

Haley: Baby got back!

Zak: Who are you talking about?!

Haley: Somebody…..

Zak: Say it… *Gives 'Da Look'*

Haley: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT 'DA LOOK'!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT 'DA LOOK'!!!!!!!!!!

Zak: *More of 'Da Look'*

Haley: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs into 'THE CLOSET'*

Zak: Crap! She took my wallet!

Nathalie: Yea….

~Five Hours Later~

Zak: NATHALIE GIVE ME BACK MY WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Zak and Nathalie hear a scream (Finally after five hours!)*

Zak: What was that?

Nathalie: I don't know… *Hides wallet in her pocket*

Zak: To the closet! *Goes to the closet with Nathalie trailing behind*

Nathalie: *Opens closet* O.o

Zak and Nathalie: HOLY -*Word removed due to the rating of this fic*

Haley: *In the corner being beaten down by a turkey while there are several bones in the corner*

Nathalie: Ooooooh……. Payback time. *Jacks the stick the turkey was using to hit Haley, then smacks the turkey across the head*

Turkey: GOBBLE!!!!

Nathalie: GOBBLE! GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! Gobble! Gobble. -.-

Turkey: -.- *Slaps Nathalie in the face*

Nathalie: Oh so that's how you wanna play it, huh! *Kicks the turkey* Oh what now?

Zak: Why are you picking a fight with a turkey?

Nathalie: I thought you knew me better than this dude.

Zak: Well-

Turkey: *Pounces on Nathalie* GOBBLE!!!!!! *Slaps her again*

Nathalie: *Grabs the turkey, chucks it at the wall, and gets up* So you want me to *Word removed due to the rating of this fic*slap you huh? Fine. If that's what you want. * Goes over to the turkey and slaps the turkey and says: "*Beep*!!!!"*

Haley: Nathalie! Such language!

Zak: Hey are you ok?

Haley: Hardley! That turkey was hitting me repeatedly with a stick! But…. I'm ok now….

Zak: And… what do you mean by that?

Haley: Nothing.

Zak: I would give you 'Da Look', but it's what got you here in the first place, so yea.

Nathalie: I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME YOU BELGIAN WAFFLE OF A TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! The turkey disappeared.

Zak: Ok then. Looks like your work here is done. Looks go finish those dares!

Haley: Yea!

Nathalie: Ok, so Zak you're done with your questions. Now Bring in… *Checks review* Drew. Drew! YOU'RE THE NEXT VICTIM!!!!!!!!! O.O Uh…..I mean….. You're the next contestant. Yea, that works.

Drew: Ok! *Sits in the chair*

Zak: O.O

Nathalie: Ok. *Straps in Drew* Here's your question. Who do you love more?

Drew: Uh………… George Washington? *Gets hit with a hammer* OW!!! Dude… I can't…believe you played me...like that. I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Uh… Well we are…? But you told a lie, so the chair hit you.

Drew: Oh. Can you repeat the question?

Nathalie: *Sighs* Who do you love more?

Drew: ………

Nathalie: Well what's your answer?

Drew: You didn't tell me the question.

Nathalie: Oh my- The. Question. Is. Who. Do. You. Love. More.

Drew: Uh, why didn't you just say so?

Nathalie: Ok, one more stupid comment and I'M GONNA-

Zak: Nathalie! That's my mom!

Nathalie: *Growls* Fine…

Drew: Can I answer now?

Everyone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Drew: Ok, ok… No need to be pushy. Doc.

Doc: *Looks up from reading the easiest book in the world-he can't figure out the 'big' word the* What?

Nathalie: Ok then. *Un-straps Drew* You're done. Go!

Drew: : Next v-contestant, Doc.

Doc: What?

Nathalie: Come here and sit in this chair.

Doc: Ok. * Walks over to the chair*

Nathalie: *Straps Doc in the chair* Ok. You're question is: Did you love anyone more than Drew? *Brings in Drew*

Doc: Well, there is my mom and dad, but they're my parents. Other than my family, nope. Wait! There is something.

Drew: *Thinking: Oh really? Well I've got divorce papers in my pocket so watch your mouth!*

Doc: My soda can. Billy. I miss him so. After I turned 14, he disappeared from my life. I've never seen him since… *Sniffs* Oh Billy. I miss you so. Where art tho Billy? Donde? Donde Esta? Donde?

Nathalie: Right…

Drew: Really? A soda can? O.O Wait…. You don't mean… this one, do you? *Pulls out Billy*

Doc: BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Struggles to grab Billy* Oh and of course Drew is also someone who I love.

Drew: Awww…. *Runs over to Doc and they start to make out*

Haley, Nathalie, and Zak: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KID SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: I've been scared for life.

Zak: You? Scared for life? Ha! I once saw them- You know… You know!

Nathalie: *Gasps* Oh you poor soul… And with the whipped cream too?

Zak: And cherries. NEVER FORGET THE CHERRIES!!!!!!!

Haley: You lost me.

Nathalie: *Looks at Haley*

Haley: …. *Gasps* Oh!! Dude, I feel so bad for you! But, what I don't get is what the whipped cream and cherries were for.

Nathalie: Maybe it's best you don't know… Because once you know… You'll never forget…

Zak: Anyone want to strip poker?

Haley: Strip what?

Nathalie: I don't know how to play poker.

Zak: Go fish?

Nathalie: Ok. Later though. We gotta finish the dares. *Pushes Drew off of Doc, and unstraps him* Next up is Doyle. *Pulls on Doyle's ponytail to the chair, then straps him down*

Doyle: I didn't do it your honor! I swear!

Nathalie: Wait-What?

Doyle: O.O Nothing.

Nathalie: Right…… First question, Do you really think Van Rook is shiny purple doughnut monkey?

Doyle: When did I say that?

Nathalie: I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!!!! Senior Fudgie-man. *Giggles*

Doyle: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zak: Senior Fudgie-man?

Doyle: Yes, I do think Van Rook is a shiny purple doughnut monkey.

Nathalie: Ok. Last question. What other funny phrase would you use to describe Van Rook?

Doyle: Senior Fudgie-Belgian-Waffle-man.

Nathalie: Ok then. *Unstraps Doyle*

~POOF~

Nathalie: This review is from… Demon4life2008

That was hilarious! I love this story! I was laughing for about an hour and my parents heard me and were wondering what was going on because I was laughing so much. You must write another chapter. Also could you check out my stories and maybe review and advertise them? Okay now for my dare for you. I dare you to poof me up and have me get to kiss Zak but for longer than just ten seconds because he is soo cute. Then have me knock out Wadi because she will never get my Zak! Natalie I don't care if you try and fight me afterwards. My name is Jay or V (I have two names) by the way.

Zak: Why is it always me?

Nathalie: Cuz you're adorable!

Haley: Yup.

Nathalie: We're reading your stories and we will score and advertise them in the next chapter.

Demon4life2008 falls in from the ceiling~

Nathalie: -.-

Haley: I don't like it either.

Nathalie: You're hitting Wadi first.

Demon4life2008: *Pounces on Wadi, and knocks her out after 2 seconds* Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now?

Haley: Now.

Demon4life: *Walks over to Zak and kisses him*

Haley: 1...2...3... 4...5...6...7...8...9...10...11. Time.

Demon4life2008: * Doesn't move*

Haley: Time!

Nathalie: TIME!!!!!

Demon4life2008: *Still doesn't pull away from Zak*

Nathalie: Ok! That's it! * Grabs Demon4life2008 and throws her into the closet*

Haley: *Poofs Demon4life away*

Zak: Huh. Cherries.

Nathalie: What?

Zak: Anyway… Next dare! Quickly!

~POOT~

Haley: Ok, it's from… saturday

I knew you would come back, but that was so funny. anyway I one last thing to say...every body from the story dance! [music starts] 18 weeks on chart This is something newThe Casper Slide part 2 Featuring the platinum bandAnd this time we're gonna getFunky, funkyFunky, funky Everybody Clap ya hands Clap, clap, clap, clap your handsClap, clap, clap, clap your handsAlright now, we gonna do the basic step To the left, take it back now y'all One hop this time, right foot let's stompLeft foot let's stompCha cha real smoothTurn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allOne hop this time, right foot let's stompLeft foot let's stompCha cha now y'allNow it's time to get funkyTo the right now, to the left, take it back now y'allOne hop this time, one hop this time Right foot two stomps, left foot two stompsSlide to the left, slide to the rightCrisscross, crisscross Cha cha real smooth

Let's go to workTo the left, take it back now y'allTwo hops this time, two hops this timeRight foot two stomps, left foot two stompsHands on your knees, hands on your kneesGet funky with itAw yeaC'mon, cha cha now y'allTurn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allFive hops this timeRight foot let's stomp, left foot let's stompRight foot again, left foot againRight foot let's stomp, left foot let's stompFreezeEverybody clap your hands

C'mon y'all Check it out y'allHow low can ya go, can ya go down lowAll the way to the floor, how low can ya goCan ya bring it to the top, like ya never never stopCan ya bring it to the top, one hopRight foot now, left foot now y'allCha cha real smoothTurn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allOne hop this time, one hop this time Reverse, reverseSlide to the left, slide to the rightReverse, reverse, reverse, reverse Cha cha now y'all, cha cha againCha cha now y'all, cha cha againTurn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allTwo hops, two hops, two hops, two hops Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp Charlie Brown Pump it out nowSlide to the right, slide to the left Take it back now y'all Cha cha now y'all Oh yeah Yeah, yeah Do that stuff Oh yeah, yeah I'm outta here y'all Peace (peace) Frontpage select

Zak: You heard the lady!

Haley: *Glares at Zak, but plays the song and everyone starts to dance, how the song is telling them to dance*

This is something newThe Casper Slide part 2 Featuring the platinum bandAnd this time we're gonna getFunky, funkyFunky, funky Everybody Clap ya hands Clap, clap, clap, clap your handsClap, clap, clap, clap your hands

Alright now, we gonna do the basic step To the left, take it back now y'all One hop this time, right foot let's stompLeft foot let's stompCha cha real smoothTurn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allOne hop this time, right foot let's stompLeft foot let's stompCha cha now y'allNow it's time to get funkyNathalie: I know this is a dare, but why am I dancing?!To the right now, to the left, take it back now y'allOne hop this time, one hop this time Right foot two stomps, left foot two stompsSlide to the left, slide to the rightCrisscross, crisscross Cha cha real smooth

Let's go to workTo the left, take it back now y'allTwo hops this time, two hops this timeRight foot two stomps, left foot two stompsHands on your knees, hands on your kneesGet funky with itAw yeaC'mon, cha cha now y'allHaley: I don't dance either, but we have to! It has been dared…Turn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allFive hops this timeRight foot let's stomp, left foot let's stompRight foot again, left foot againRight foot let's stomp, left foot let's stompFreezeEverybody clap your hands Nathalie: Then why can't I stop?!

C'mon y'all Check it out y'allHow low can ya go, can ya go down lowAll the way to the floor, how low can ya goCan ya bring it to the top, like ya never never stopCan ya bring it to the top, one hopRight foot now, left foot now y'allCha cha real smoothHaley: The song has to end if it's a dare!Turn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allOne hop this time, one hop this time Reverse, reverseSlide to the left, slide to the rightReverse, reverse, reverse, reverse Cha cha now y'all, cha cha againCha cha now y'all, cha cha againNathalie: Then this song better be over soon!Turn it out, to the left, take it back now y'allTwo hops, two hops, two hops, two hops Right foot let's stomp, left foot let's stomp Charlie Brown Pump it out nowSlide to the right, slide to the left Take it back now y'all Cha cha now y'all Oh yeah Yeah, yeah Do that stuff Oh yeah, yeah I'm outta here y'all Peace (peace)

Nathalie: Oh. Excellent.

Zak: Whoa, now wait a minute. You knew we would come back?

Haley: Sure chapter 3 took awhile to update, but we needed ideas.

Nathalie: This funny randomness doesn't happen automatically you know. Ok, it sorta does. But not the ideas! The ideas take time. The ideas need to be created. Know what I'm saying?

Haley: Nope.

Nathalie: I kinda figured. Point is, we had writer's block.

~POOT~

Haley: Ok, it's from…Kapuchino357

Sarah: YES! They got marryed! Aww, man! I was hoping to be the flower girl! Guess I'm gonna be it for Miranda and Beeman's wedding! ^^Me: You do realise that was just a dare... right? Dang it Sarah, your an idiot! Miranda and Beeman are geting marryed?Amber: Moron's! 1) Thankx for making sure Sarah didn't hurt Zak or Kapuchino for that matter. 2) Seryously, what is it whit all the Wadi hating? She didn't do anything she just like's the guy.. some fan's have fantasies though...Elma: DANG IT PEOPLE! They'r 11!Amber: Ok... Nathalie, I'm punishing you! You have to be locked in a closet whit Zak Monday for 5 hour's and resist the urge to kill him!Sarah: Thief-girl get's to wack Van Rook whit a frying-pan 5 time's and kiss Zak on the cheek WHIOUT you going nut's! ^^Me: *finaly realises Miranda and Beeman aren't geting marryed* Can you make that happen? Please? *And I gotta punish Sarah, so can you please force her to kiss Franciss for 3 minutes straight? Pretty please whit cherryes on top? And a banana-split? ^^ Thankx guy's! I love you!Chu!~

Drew: Who are all these people?!

Nathalie: I don't like banana splits. I think. Plus of course, I won't go nuts, I'll be in a closet with Zak…*Squints eyes* Monday….

Haley: Oh no…

Zak: Not again…

Zak and Haley: I thought we covered this in the last chapter!

Nathalie: O.O Wedding? WOO!!!!!! Alright… Miranda and Beeman… Drew and Van Rook… hm… *Pulls out clipboard*

Zak: What the? Where'd she get the clipboard?

Nathalie: Maybe something with little alien crop circles on the cake… Or, a futuristic wedding! God I love this job! Maybe a fantasy wedding!

Haley: Get her in the closet! Go, go, go! I'll poof in Zak Monday!

Zak: Got her! *Grabs Nathalie by the ankles, and drags her into the closet, then shuts the door*

Nathalie: LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Pounds on the door*

Haley: *Types on the keyboard*

~Zak Monday falls in from the ceiling~

Zak Monday: What the?!

Zak: Get him! *Pushes Zak Monday into the closet with Nathalie*

Nathalie: -.- I'll hurt you. I can't kill you , but I can hurt you.

Zak Monday: Huh?

Nathalie: How long do we have to be in here?

Haley: 5 hours.

Nathalie: 5 HOURS?!?!?!?!?! Pounds on the door* LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA A WEDDING TO PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zak Monday: Soooo… We're stuck in here…. For five hours….

Nathalie: Yea, I'm not kissing you.

Zak Monday: Who said you had to?

Nathalie: No one.

Zak Monday: Exactly.

Nathalie: *Pulls a deck of cards out of her pocket* Wanna play Strip Go Fish?

Zak Monday: Sure, but what is that?

Nathalie: It's Go Fish. Only whenever one of us makes a pair, the other has to remove one item from themselves.

Zak Monday: We're only going up to our underpants, and your bra.

Nathalie: How do you know I wear a bra?

Zak Monday: I don't know. I just figured.

Nathalie: You stared didn't you?

Zak Monday: Yea.

Nathalie: Ok. I'll kill you later. Time to play.

~4 hours later~

Haley: I wonder what they're doing.

Zak: Me too.

Haley: Wanna check the hidden camera?

Zak: Sure.

-In the closet-

Nathalie: Are you serious?

Zak Monday: Yup.

Nathalie: I hate you.

Zak Monday: Ah, your just jealous.

Nathalie: Of what?!

Zak Monday: I don't know. So just shut up play the game.

Nathalie: I will kill you when we get outta here you know.

Zak Monday: Yea. I figured. Plus, you told me.

Nathalie: *Takes of her shirt and grabs a card from the deck*

Zak and Haley: O.O

Nathalie: Got any 4s?

Zak Monday: Go fish.

Nathalie: *Takes another card*

Zak Monday: Got any 7s?

Nathalie: Go fish.

Zak Monday: *Grabs a card*

Nathalie: Do you have any 5s?

Zak Monday: I hate you. *Gives Nathalie a 7 card*

Nathalie: Bwahaha.

Zak Monday: *Takes off shirt and grabs a card*

Nathalie: We're both stripped down to our pants. That, and my bra.

Zak Monday: Go figure.

-Outside the closet-

Haley: O_O

Zak: *Faints from shock*

-In the closet-Nathalie: Alright. Next pair and game over.

Zak Monday: Ok. *Takes Nathalie's playing cards and the deck and shuffles them* Here you go. *Hands Nathalie 7 cards, takes his 7 cards, and puts the deck down* Alright. Do you have any 8s?

Nathalie: Go fish.

Zak Monday: *Takes a card*

Nathalie: Do you have any 9s?

Zak Monday: Go fish.

Nathalie: *Stares at Zak Monday funny and takes a card*

Zak Monday: Do you have any 6s?

Nathalie: Go fish!

Zak Monday: No need to shout.

Nathalie: I'll do whatever the bloody heck I like!

Zak Monday: What did I just say?!

Nathalie: What did I just say?

Zak Monday: You're weird. And a freak. You're a weird freak.

Nathalie: What took you so long to figure that out? Wow… You're slow…

Zak Monday: Right… *Takes a card*

Nathalie: Do you have an ace?

Zak Monday: O.O No……….

Nathalie: Ha! Yes you do! I win! Loser! Your pants, hand them over.

Zak Monday: I don't wanna.

Nathalie: Oh really? *Gives 'Da Stare'*

Zak Monday: That… makes me really uncomfortable. *Tries to look away but can't*

Nathalie: That's because it's working!

Zak Monday: Alright, alright already. I give you my pants. *Takes off pants and hands them to Nathalie*

Nathalie: *Stops 'Da Stare' and takes the pants* Thank you. *Smiles then scoffs* Nice underpants.

Zak Monday: Blah.

Nathalie: They're just like Zak's only in red.

-Outside the closet-

Zak: That's true. Zak Monday's underpants do look like mine.

Haley: Hm. Will you look at that? Time's up.

Zak: Huh. Where does the time go? *Turns off the TV that was showing the stuff on the screen*

Haley: Who knows? *Opens the door* WHOA!!!!! MY EYES!!! SLOW DOWN THERE BESSIE!!!!

Zak: What?

Haley: You DON'T want to go in there!

Zak: *Turns pale* Why don't I want to go in there?

Haley: You don't wanna know man. You don't wanna know. *Shivers* O-on with the d-dares shall we?

Zak: Yeea….. Alright. *Takes the keyboard and poofs in Sarah and Francis*

~Sarah and Francis fall from the ceiling~

Francis: What was that for?!

Zak: *Grabs Francis's head and Sarah's head, then pushes them together to kiss and hold them there for 3 minutes*

Sarah: AHHHH!!!!!!! EEWWW!!!!!!!!! YOU TASTE NASTY!!!!! *Sticks out tongue and keeps it out* Ehhh…… Where's da soup?

Zak: Soup?

Haley: She means soap.

Zak: Ah.

Haley: Yea, well you can't have any! It's your punishment! *Poofs away Sarah*

Zak: Bye! What's next?

Haley: Hmm…. Wadi has to hit Van Rook over the head with a frying pan, and she has to kiss you on the cheek.

Zak: Alright. Bring it on.

Haley: *Grabs Wadi by her hair*

Wadi: OW!!! Let go of my hair!

Haley: Kiss Zak on the CHEEK, and smack Van Rook 5 times on the head with this. *Hands Wadi a frying pan* Go! *Just then the Go Fish cards fly out the door* I guess the cards don't want to be in there either…

Zak: *Picks up a card*

Haley: Yea I wouldn't touch those if I were you…

Zak: Ew. *Drops the card and wipes his hand on his shirt* But seriously what are they DOING in there?!

Haley: To the dares! I'll tell you later!

Wadi: *Smacks Van Rook with a frying pan* Hehe. *Goes over and kisses Zak on the cheek and dreamily walks away*

Zak: *Takes a deep breath* Right. Next Dare?

Haley: I guess we're done… But I have this strange feeling that I forgot something… Something really important…

Zak: Eh, just ignore it and it usually goes away.

Haley: If you say so…

~POOT~

Haley: This review is from… monkeyFangCatseyes

This story is awsome! Ok Zak you can have this 4 foot tall red european dragon (that means it has 2 arms 2 legs and 2 wings) for the rest of this story he really likes you and will never bite you but will bite your enemys. Komodo and Zon you may have some fish cookies. Make Doyle, Argost and Van Rook be chased by a pack of hungry Amoroks with no weapons. And give a shrinking potion to Munya so he ends up like 1 foot tall

Zak: Sweet! *A dragon poofs in and tackles Zak down and licks his face* WHOA!!! DOWN DRAGON!! A BOY CAN ONLY BE TACKLED DOWN SO MANY TIMES!!!!

Dragon: *Gets up and stares at Zak*

Zak: Right…. Well… The Amarok must show up now.

Haley: Right. *Poofs in an angry pack of Amaroks*

Doyle: Hey…. Wait a second…..

Drew: Where's the falling in from the ceiling?

Haley: That's only for certain characters.

Drew: I see. Humph. *Walks away*

Nathalie: *Walks out of the closet giggling*

Zak Monday: Uh…. Shut up?

Nathalie: So… small…. Wait! If you're the opposite of Zak Saturday, and you're small… Then… does that mean he's… *Falls on the ground laughing* HELP!!! I'VE FALLEN AND *Laughs* I CAN'T GET *More laughing* UP!!! *Rolls on the ground laughing*

Zak Monday: It's not funny! *Pouts*

Nathalie: *Looks up* Hey… I never you could pout like Zak…. *Continues laughing*

Zak Monday: *Sighs and walks away*

Zak: What? *Takes the keyboard and poofs in 20 buckets of Fish Cookies* Bon-appetite! Or something like that. Alright boys! Your command is to chase Doyle, Argost, and Van Rook! Go, go, go!!

Van Rook: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Starts running*

Argost: *Looks up from knitting socks for Munya* AHHHH!!!!!!!! *Runs*

Doyle* I'M RUNNING!!! I'M RUNNING!!!! *Runs faster*

Dragon: *Looks at the Amaroks and starts to chase Doyle, Argost, and Van Rook*

Zak: W-Oh never mind.

Haley: This place is chaos…

Zak: You can say that again…

Haley: This place is chaos…

Zak: I didn't mean it literally.

Haley: What's next?

Zak: Give a shrinking potion to Munya so he shrinks to the size of a football.

Haley: Ah.

Zak: *Pulls a shrinking potion and yells at Munya*

Munya: EH?!?!?! (He means WHAT?!?!?!)

Zak: Drink this.

Munya: Eh. (Make me.)

Zak: DRINK IT!!!!

Munya: Eeeehhh???? (What's the magic word????)

Zak: *Sighs* Please drink this.

Munya: Fine.

Haley: WHOA!! DID HE JUST TALK?!?!?!?!

Munya: Uh…. I mean… Eh.

Nathalie: HE TALKED!!!!

Munya: No I didn't!!!

Nathalie: Yes you did.

Munya: No I didn't.

Nathalie: Yes you did. You just did.

Munya: Did not.

Nathalie: Did too.

Munya: I did not speak!

Nathalie: You just did!!!

Zak: *Shoves the potion down Munya's throat*

Munya: *Shrinks and talks like a chipmunk*

Nathalie: Chipmunk!! I'll call you Bob. Bob the 2nd.*Giggles* Hi Bob the 2nd…

~POOT~

Zak: This time it's from… A new reviewer… Mr Crossover

Helo there. I got a nice little embarrassing dare that will affect ALL of You MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.I dare the author to switch everones genders. I mean themselves. FOR two chapters. MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And Drew and Doc. Did you ever find gender bending and writing

Nathalie: You fiend!

Zak: Friend?

Nathalie: No. Fiend.

Zak: I see.

Nathalie Yes you do.

Drew: We never did find Big Foot. We found the Yeti, but not Big Foot… *Sigh*

Haley: I see… Gender Bender time?

Nathalie: Eh… Later… Next chapter… Too lazy now…

Haley: Good.

~POOT~

Zak: Review from… Fhiskers Ton

I love it! – I think... anyway, Bacon Bat's pretty cool! He should be on a graphic T-Shirt! Okay, One, get Baron Finster in there... somewhere... and Two, Haley, don't you know it's common sense to take your earrings off before a fight? Not because you could get hurt from having them on, Wadi might steal em' during the fight! Oh! XD + (Plus) Bacon Bat should totally sound like a grown man! Poof! It a poof! (That's patois –... Jamaican.)"A. T. Hilson's in the house! What is good, everybody!?" Fiskerton gives me a giant hug out of nowhere. Everyone stares him weirdly. He starts to get self-conscious and hugs me again, this time Komodo joins in!* I'm not crazy so I refuse to do anything to outlandlish, like swear or fight or drink! The only crazy thing I'll allow is for Munya and I to do something weird, just keep it rated PG. The U.S. Rating really meaning PG-13, they're slowly combining you know!† Cheers! XP

Nathalie: No actually. I don't know.

Haley: Yea, I don't wear earrings.

Zak: The ladies have no idea what a graphic T-shirt is.

Haley: Bacon Bat don't sound like a grown man cuz I don't want him to! Got a problem with that, punk?

Nathalie: Baron who? *Fhiskers Ton comes in from the closet*

Haley: Whoa, how'd you get here?

Fhiskers Ton: A. T. Hilson's in the house! What is good, everybody!?

Zak: The world may never know…

Nathalie: *Gasps*

Fiskerton: *Hugs Fhiskers Ton but self-conscious and hugs him again, though Komodo joins in the hug*

Munya/Bob: Freaky.

Nathalie: I know Bob the 2nd. I know.

Haley: Go party with Munya/Bob the 2nd!!

Fhiskers Ton: Beast. I'll be back. *Takes Munya/Bob the 2nd and poofs away*

Nathalie: How does he do that?!

Haley: No one knows but him. No one knows but him…

~At 3:00 AM~

Fhiskers Ton: Wazzups?!?!?!?!?! MY PARTY BUDDIES?!?!?! *Falls on the ground* Dude… I am NOT kidding that movie was sooo wickedly beast!!!

Nathalie: Ummm….. Are you drunk?

Fhiskers Ton: Nope! I've got a sugar buzz!

Nathalie: I respect that.

Fhiskers Ton: Sweet.

Nathalie Hey… Where's Bob the 2nd?

Fhiskers Ton: Right hereeeee….. *Pulls out a candy bar from his pocket*

Nathalie: That's a candy bar.

Fhiskers Ton: Oh! Dude! So that's where it went! I was saving it for later! *Pulls out another candy bar* Then what am I gonna doooo with thissss other one?????

Nathalie: Uh….. You could eat it?

Fhiskers Ton: That is a KICKIN' idea!!! *Sniffles* I love you man.

Nathalie: Nice to know…?

Fhiskers Ton: *Munya/Bob comes out from under Fhiskers Ton's hat*

Munya/Bob: I have an announcement. I officially love chocolate. *Laughs*

Haley: Well that was entertaining. Somewhat. Time for you to go home Fhiskers Ton. Bye!

Everyone: Bye!!

Fhiskers Ton: Yup! *Puts his thumbs up and poofs away*

~POOT~

Zak: It's from one of our favorite reviewers… Elouise Victoria

Huzzah! That was HILARIOUS AND AWESOME! Ehehe...kissy kissy! And, so-rry for not being picky! Now, hmm...I dare...=3 oh I know. I dare Zak to kiss Nathalie, Haley, AND Amelia AT THE SAME TIME, ON THE LIPS, FOR AN HOUR! YEHAHEHAHEHAHEHA! Have Wadi host the show while your busy. And, Zak, I did it because I thought it would be funny. AND IT WAS! =3 Bu bye! Feel free to talk to me! Update soon please!The Reviewer Princess, Elouise Victoria (but, call me El-hime [-hime means princess! =3] or Ellie, if you don't like Japanese suffixes)

Nathalie: Ellie will be fine. Since I don't speak Japanese.

Haley: Yup!

Zak: El-hime is good for me. NOW HOLD UP!!!! I ain't gonna kiss three chicks at the same time!!!! Do you know, how hard that would be?!

Haley: We don't have a choice… This dare is air-tight.

Nathalie: To the closet.

Amelia: FINALLY I SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!

~One hour later~

Wadi: Alright. So now that I'm done with my nap. Our next dare is-*Loud beeping* Aw. Time's up.

Nathalie: DONE!!!!!! *Runs out of the closet and slips on an elf* What the?! First a devil turkey, and now a psycho elf! What next?! A deranged baby New Years?!

Zak: Uh… Yea.

~POOT~

Zak: This review is also from someone new… Summer

ha ha u guys crack me up! keep editing! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Nathalie: No worries. We shall continue with the story for a loooooong time. Even if we do take a loooooooooooooong time to update.

~POOT~

~POOT~

Haley: Whoa. Two reviews in a row. That's never happened before.

Zak: Yea, I know. Anyway it's from… artyfowl1zaksat ok as a strict critic shall i say how freakin awesome that chapter was! though you dont use my dares i still love you guys. no offense but since you hate wadi that is one point off the awesome streak but since you explained your reason it got back up. well if you will make another chapter to this story thing i dare you guys to puff me in! you can if you want (but that will cost you haleys life) and also to make ulrag and wadi kiss in front of all the characters of TSS! man am i evil. oh send me a picture or a video of the ! buhahahahaha! tratratlala!

Zak: Alright. Sweet.

Haley: M-my life?!

Nathalie: Whoa. This is going to be the first dare we've never used… Sorry. I can't let it cost my best friend's life. But we can make Wadi kiss Ulraj.

Ulraj: *Ulraj walks in from nowhere* Did someone call me?

Haley: Yes. Kiss Wadi.

Uraj: What?!

Nathalie: KISS!!! *Violently grabs Ulraj's head and Wadi's head then pushes their head together to kiss*

Everyone: O.O

Haley: *Takes a picture and send it to artyfowl1zaksat* Done. Now the gender benders when be in the next chapter. Now Zak, read the next dare.

Zak: You got it. This review is from… artyfowl1zaksat

hello... MAKE ULRAG KISS WADI AND ZAK MUST WATCH! sorry i always wanted that to happen. once in a while

Zak: We just did that!

Nathalie: Oh well. Again! *Ties Zak to a chair and set him in front of Wadi and Ulraj kissing* Ok, now we're done.

Haley: Uh… Please tell me I'm going nuts.

Zak: Why?

Haley: Because there's a giant red heart with a pink sash that reads: VALENTINE'S DAY. Did I mention that it has a bow and love arrows?

Zak: No you did not.

Nathalie: Shall we all run?

Doyle: *Still running* WE SHALL RUN SOME MORE!!!!

Van Rook: TO THE CLOSET!!!!!! *Everyone runs to the closet*

Nathalie: Well, I think we're being attacked by Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine's Day.

Haley: By the way, readers, if we missed any reviews, please tell us.

Drew: We're gonna die in here…

Nathalie: SHUT UP!!!!

Haley: Isn't your birthday coming up on Friday?

Nathalie: Yea. The 12th. I heard the Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief was coming out on my birthday. I hope it does.

Haley: That would be sweet.

Nathalie: I know right?

~One hour later~

Haley: Hey Nathalie. Where's Mun-I mean Bob?

Nathalie: Oh Bob's not with us anymore.

Zak: What?

Nathalie: Bob tried to steal my candy corn. *Creepy giggles* Silly Bob. *More creepy giggles*

Haley: OMG!!! NATHALIE'S BEEN POSSESSED BY A CREEPY THINGY!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Nathalie: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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