bella; (sleep talking) dark ... light... edward ... hot edward ... no ... edward ... dont go ... (wakes up) AHH
KD; i see your awake?
bella; what day is it?
KD; i dont know but you must get ready for school
bella; NO all Tyler keeps doing is apologising
KD; if he apologisies ill trip him up ok?
bella; ok (gets ready)
~~~~ lunch ~~~~
tyler; Bella?
bella; oh god what
tyler im sorr- (falls)
bella; erm ... whatever
jessica; bella?
bella; WHAT CANT YOUS PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
KD; Contain dear bella contain
jessica; do you mind if i ask mike to the dance?
bella; NO I DONT MIND then maybe he will stop following me around like a lost puppy!!!
jessica; yay
mike; who we talking about ?
KD; your mother!!
bella; you!!
mike; great !!!
jessica; mike like wanna go to like the like spring like dance with me like hehehe?
KD; you say like wayy too much you daft bimbo
mike; erm i was gonna ask bella
bella; jacksonville
mike; what about it?
bella; jacksonville. going to it. cant go to dance with you.
mike; eh ..... bella when shall you be normal??
KD; never gonna happen
~~~~biology~~~~
mike; bella?
bella; cant you just leave me alone!!!! what?
mike; i think i should ask jess to the dance
bella; yes you should byebye (leaves)
mr. banner; Mr cullen?
edward; the Krebs Cycle
KD; oh hes soooo smart
bella; (sighs) he is
KD; oh god (eyeroll)
edward; bella?
bella; (in head) EEP (out loud) yes? oh look your speaking to me again !!!
edward; erm, yes that is what it seems to be
bella; well?
edward; im sorry, but we really shouldnt be friends
bella; (in head) yay i can stop being mad at him woohoo!!! (out loud) you confuse me oh gorgeous one?
edward; its better if we're not friends.
bella; well you should have thought about that earlier. when you could have saved yourself from all this regret !! (in head) omg i was so nasty i hope i havent hurt his feelings poor baby
edward; (blah blah blah saying he doesnt regret saving bella)
bella; (fantasisies) ( bell rings)
edward; (leaves)
bella; sigh (drops books) damn this clumsyness
edward; (picks up books)
bella; thaannkkkss (in head) he picked up my books he picked up my books
KD; bella . SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!!
edward; your welcome (walks off in gangster style)
~~~~ school parking lot~~~~
eric; (acts cool) s'up bella
KD; why does he do that?
bella; i know i dont think he will ever accept hes just not cool
bella; what?
eric; wanna go to the dance with me?
bella; JACKSONVILLE PEOPLE!!!
eric; wow bella !!! calm down
bella; yes well here is the reason i am going to jacksonville that weekend and shall not be attending the dance
eric; erm ... cool bye
bella; (starts truck) stupid mike and eric oh great stupid cullen and his shiny car in my way ... oh GREAT a line i s starting to form
KD; bella ram into the back of his car in hehehe - evil laugh-
bella; no TYLER im sorry this time its daft cullen and his shiny new car like ohh my car is shiny and im gorgeous
tyler; erm ... wanna go to the-
bella; NO i do not im going to jacksonville people!!!!
tyler; yeah mike sa-
bella; THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME
tyler; cos im obviously hotter than mike and i thought you were just letting him down gently
bella; WELL IM NOT!! GOODBYE... omg cullen is laughing!!! HOW DARE THAT SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!!
KD; bella!!
bella; yes yes i know calm down
~~~~ back home ~~~~
(phone rings)
KD; bella answer it
bella; NO!!
KD; it might be your mother or charlie
bella; fine (answers it) jessica? ... yes i understand your happy .... yes im happy for you too ... whatever .... GOODBYE ALREADY (hangsup) ... i shall make enchaladas for dinner
KD; dont burn yourself like last time
bella; it was just a minor injury
KD; bella you were screaming for ages like three hours
bella; im gonna be a jamaican now ok? cos jamaicans rock!!
KD; whatever i give up with you now and its only the 4th chapter
~~~~ charlie rturns~~~~
bella; dad?
charlie; yes bella?
bella; is it alright if i go to seattle man?
charlie; why are you talking with a jamaican accent?
bella; cos dee jamaican are da cool ones man
charlie; yes you can go to jamaica i mean seattle
bella; thankyou man
charlie; want me to come i dont think your truck with make it?
bella; ya man and no man i dont want ya to come to seattle with me man
charlie; arent you going to the dance
bella; na man you know i dont dance
~~~~next morning~~~~
bella; (locks truck but the key falls)
edward; (catches it) ive got your keyyyy ha ha haha ha
bella; GIVE ME IT NOW EDWEIRDO
edward; (hands over key)
bella; byeee (leaves)
edward; (follows)
bella; (in head) yay hes following me !! (out loud) why are you following me
edward; want a ride to seattle?
bella; But WHY DEAR GOD WHY???
edward i dont think your truck could make it
bella; (in head) oh no you di-int (out loud) YES i mean no
edward; why no?
bella; cos you are a stupid shiny volvo owner !!
edward; i know
bella; fine ill come
edward; yayyy (skips away)
