bella; (sleep talking) dark ... light... edward ... hot edward ... no ... edward ... dont go ... (wakes up) AHH

KD; i see your awake?

bella; what day is it?

KD; i dont know but you must get ready for school

bella; NO all Tyler keeps doing is apologising

KD; if he apologisies ill trip him up ok?

bella; ok (gets ready)

~~~~ lunch ~~~~

tyler; Bella?

bella; oh god what

tyler im sorr- (falls)

bella; erm ... whatever

jessica; bella?

bella; WHAT CANT YOUS PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

KD; Contain dear bella contain

jessica; do you mind if i ask mike to the dance?

bella; NO I DONT MIND then maybe he will stop following me around like a lost puppy!!!

jessica; yay

mike; who we talking about ?

KD; your mother!!

bella; you!!

mike; great !!!

jessica; mike like wanna go to like the like spring like dance with me like hehehe?

KD; you say like wayy too much you daft bimbo

mike; erm i was gonna ask bella

bella; jacksonville

mike; what about it?

bella; jacksonville. going to it. cant go to dance with you.

mike; eh ..... bella when shall you be normal??

KD; never gonna happen

~~~~biology~~~~

mike; bella?

bella; cant you just leave me alone!!!! what?

mike; i think i should ask jess to the dance

bella; yes you should byebye (leaves)

mr. banner; Mr cullen?

edward; the Krebs Cycle

KD; oh hes soooo smart

bella; (sighs) he is

KD; oh god (eyeroll)

edward; bella?

bella; (in head) EEP (out loud) yes? oh look your speaking to me again !!!

edward; erm, yes that is what it seems to be

bella; well?

edward; im sorry, but we really shouldnt be friends

bella; (in head) yay i can stop being mad at him woohoo!!! (out loud) you confuse me oh gorgeous one?

edward; its better if we're not friends.

bella; well you should have thought about that earlier. when you could have saved yourself from all this regret !! (in head) omg i was so nasty i hope i havent hurt his feelings poor baby

edward; (blah blah blah saying he doesnt regret saving bella)

bella; (fantasisies) ( bell rings)

edward; (leaves)

bella; sigh (drops books) damn this clumsyness

edward; (picks up books)

bella; thaannkkkss (in head) he picked up my books he picked up my books

KD; bella . SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP!!

edward; your welcome (walks off in gangster style)

~~~~ school parking lot~~~~

eric; (acts cool) s'up bella

KD; why does he do that?

bella; i know i dont think he will ever accept hes just not cool

bella; what?

eric; wanna go to the dance with me?

bella; JACKSONVILLE PEOPLE!!!

eric; wow bella !!! calm down

bella; yes well here is the reason i am going to jacksonville that weekend and shall not be attending the dance

eric; erm ... cool bye

bella; (starts truck) stupid mike and eric oh great stupid cullen and his shiny car in my way ... oh GREAT a line i s starting to form

KD; bella ram into the back of his car in hehehe - evil laugh-

bella; no TYLER im sorry this time its daft cullen and his shiny new car like ohh my car is shiny and im gorgeous

tyler; erm ... wanna go to the-

bella; NO i do not im going to jacksonville people!!!!

tyler; yeah mike sa-

bella; THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME

tyler; cos im obviously hotter than mike and i thought you were just letting him down gently

bella; WELL IM NOT!! GOODBYE... omg cullen is laughing!!! HOW DARE THAT SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!!

KD; bella!!

bella; yes yes i know calm down

~~~~ back home ~~~~

(phone rings)

KD; bella answer it

bella; NO!!

KD; it might be your mother or charlie

bella; fine (answers it) jessica? ... yes i understand your happy .... yes im happy for you too ... whatever .... GOODBYE ALREADY (hangsup) ... i shall make enchaladas for dinner

KD; dont burn yourself like last time

bella; it was just a minor injury

KD; bella you were screaming for ages like three hours

bella; im gonna be a jamaican now ok? cos jamaicans rock!!

KD; whatever i give up with you now and its only the 4th chapter

~~~~ charlie rturns~~~~

bella; dad?

charlie; yes bella?

bella; is it alright if i go to seattle man?

charlie; why are you talking with a jamaican accent?

bella; cos dee jamaican are da cool ones man

charlie; yes you can go to jamaica i mean seattle

bella; thankyou man

charlie; want me to come i dont think your truck with make it?

bella; ya man and no man i dont want ya to come to seattle with me man

charlie; arent you going to the dance

bella; na man you know i dont dance

~~~~next morning~~~~

bella; (locks truck but the key falls)

edward; (catches it) ive got your keyyyy ha ha haha ha

bella; GIVE ME IT NOW EDWEIRDO

edward; (hands over key)

bella; byeee (leaves)

edward; (follows)

bella; (in head) yay hes following me !! (out loud) why are you following me

edward; want a ride to seattle?

bella; But WHY DEAR GOD WHY???

edward i dont think your truck could make it

bella; (in head) oh no you di-int (out loud) YES i mean no

edward; why no?

bella; cos you are a stupid shiny volvo owner !!

edward; i know

bella; fine ill come

edward; yayyy (skips away)