Title: Sweet Dessert

Fandom: Detective Conan (Magic Kaito)

Genre: Humor

Rated: T

Pairing: Kaito x Hakuba (in their weird relationship called "friendship")

Author: tantei-kitty

Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own DC...I do try to buy all their plushies and make them dance and throw them high up the sky! My Kaitou KID plushie flew away...aww nut crackerz!

Summary: Yummy pie! Pies are delicious but they're even more delicious if combined with something, or someone.


It all started out as a simple outing of friends having lunch and everyone was chatting or eating. It was all ordinary but unfortunately for them they had a companion who was against ordinary things.

It was their playful male magician friend who had brown hair that seemed to be untamed even with the help of the almighty comb or hair gel, and bright cerulean eyes that glinted with mischievousness.

Beside him was his all time childhood friend who had almost the same untamed brown hair only hers looked much prettier and along with that her eyes matched his, a beautiful cerulean colour, only they were twinkling with kindness instead of showing someone's bored playful mood.

Both were eating on a table with their other friends, Keiko, Aoko's other best friend besides Kaito, Hakuba, the blonde detective that came from England and Akako, the red-headed witch using black magic.

Aoko was eating her lunch while talking with Keiko, Hakuba and Akako, she tried with Kaito but doing stupid things would only result into stupid things, a quarter—Aoko noted— of her lunch was on the ground, kissing it. And so for the rest of lunch, maybe even the whole day, she would ignore Kaito.

By doing that Kaito became extremely bored, and it is for a known fact that Kaito should never be bored, ever.

But no one paid attention to the sighing boy with eyes full of mischief scanning about trying to find something to occupy its owner.

No one saw it coming, no one even knew how it was done. It just happened.

Confetti, streamers, colored papers, rose petalsand other various small decorations fell down from the open sky as sounds of trumpets filled the area.

Kaito had a pie in one hand and a bottle of whipped cream on the other—where he got it was a mystery to his other companions—Aoko was covered with confetti and streamers and was twitching.

Hakuba looked at the small piece of paper that landed on his nose, and annoyingly still kept chewing on his sandwich.

Keiko started giggling at the sight of the other two covered in those things Kaito usually produced still oblivious to the fact that she too, was covered with it.

Somehow nothing fell on Akako, like the scattered mess was afraid of her.

Kaito was grinning ear to ear, his maniacal grin, while approaching behind his blonde detective friend, still holding the pie and whipped cream.

"Hakuba…" Kaito said in a sweet sing-song voice that gave the detective shivers but out of natural curiosity or lack of thinking Hakuba turned around to face Kaito, only it wasn't Kaito that greeted him but a whole pie, blueberry pie to be exact.

Hakuba sputtered.

Kaito laughed.

Keiko was now laying her head on the table laughing, hard.

Akako looked at the scene and smirked a little but did nothing more.

Aoko kept her amusement to herself, she frownedbut her eyes told everyone she was laughing.

It seemed only Aoko and Akako had enough self control not to laugh out loud.

But that was not the end, Kaito raised his hand, the one that was holding the bottle of whipped cream, over Hakuba's sputtering figure and squeezed it, thick white liquid came out of the nozzle landing on the detective's head. The magician chuckled.

Screw self control.

Everyone—meaning Keiko, Kaito, Aoko and even Akako—were laughing their heads off. Keiko was already clutching her sides out of the pain caused by laughing too much.

Who would have thought seeing Hakuba covered in blueberry pie and whipped cream would be a really funny sight?

Kaito then plucked out a rather large blueberry out from his long sleeve and placed it on top of Hakuba's whipped cream covered head and grinned broadly.

"Hakuba dear, you look nice enough to eat!" Kaito exclaimed.

It was a rather innocent statement if you didn't look at it in Hakuba's or other hormone driven people—uh, teenagers' points of view which somehow meant another thing, but of course we won't take that into detail.

Only a sweet looking dessert—or Hakuba covered in blueberry pie, whipped cream topped with a blueberry— blushed fiercely while the others laughed and grinned.

"Shut up!" the blonde detective muttered.

Cleaning himself up, Hakuba thought up of ways to get revenge on the unruly haired magician.

After a few moments of thinking a small grin, that went unnoticed, made its way to Hakuba's slightly dessert covered face.

He remembered that little something Aoko told him about Kaito.

On a Faithful Kaitou KID heist…

The male individual clad in a white suit with a blue dress shirt, red tie, a top hat and a monocle stood on the edge of the roof where a rare ruby gem was once displayed.

He grinned at the police that were trying to catch him; they still had a lot of stairs to climb to get to him.

But the illusive Phantom Thief never realized that a blonde detective was to appear from behind a water tank. And it looked like he was holding something behind him.

The detective smirked but did no attempt to seize him.

The Kaitou KID looked at him curiously before bidding good-bye.

"Tantei-san, I must go now but I'm sure we'll have a rather nicer date." KID said smoothly, smirking all the way.

A tint of light pink brushed across Hakuba's facial features but still he held his own smirk.

KID press a button on some kind weird of belt and a hang glider appeared behind him. He jumped off the building as the wind picked up, making him fly up in the sky.

Hakuba walked calmly towards the edge of the building, where KID was a moment ago, he called out.

"KID!"

The Phantom Thief turned around in response, a moist article hit his face, not hard enough to detach his monocle but enough to make known of its presence as it slid down and positioned itself on his folded arms.

Looking down Kaito—or rather KID saw the most evil things of all evil, maybe more evil than the Black Ops., he thought, much, much more evil. It was wet, slimy and has beady black eyes—that freaked out the thief and his alter egoto all the extremes—.

His well trained poker face seemed to vanish in the cool air as he loss his control and began to spin and go up then down, all were attempts to chuck the horrible item away.

The blonde English detective smirked as he watched the tiny figure moving frantically doing weird exhibitions.

He laughingly thought, buying that fish was certainly worth it!


a/n: I just imagined Hakuba looking rather sweet covered in pie...mental pic that evolved into a story! Blame my plot bunnies! Looking forward to your reviews everyone...make my life happier review!
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