By The Kami Of Chaos Disclaimer: why do we hafta write these in? (see's lawer) Oh yeah! well I don't own no one piece and no Ranma 1-2 so there you go.
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Kizaru stared dispassionatly at the man writhing on the ground the he slowly looked up and stared at the dragon and spoke in a slow lilting way.
" Ranma D. Saotome, Akai Arashi Ryuu."Kisaru tilted his head slowly to the left.
" You were supposed to be handling your fellow Shichibukai. But i see your here engaging in low level fights. This is why you pirates are of no useeeee."
Ranma's head hung straight down. His eyes covered by his bangs.
Krieg's Crew started edging back.
" Oi? did he say Admiral?" One said.
"Admiral! Whats he doing here?"
"Oh my god he took out Krieg in one shot!"
The reactions of the Baratie's crew were a diffrent story though.
"Alright an admiral!"
"Now we won't hafta repair too much of the ship!"
"Oi is the pigtailed guy going to fight the admiral?"
Zeff's eyes narrowed.
"Could it be?"
Everyone turned to Ranma who still didn't pick his head up since first greeting the Admiral.
Kisaru started to get annoyed.
"Oi, Red Storm?! Red Storm?"
Everyone started to get nervous as it seemed Ranma was seething mad.
One brave chef slowly walked over to Ranma and looked down. Suddenly Ranma's head shot up scaring the chef's and Krieg's crew. Then the head lolled backwards and a snot bubble was seen slowly expanding and shrinking.
Everyone's eyes turned white and they're teeth pointy.
"EHH! HE'S ASLEEP?!" They all shouted at once.
Kisaru had a small vein on his head as he stared at the pirate before him.
Suddenly he dissapeared and reapeared next to Ranma. His leg glowing yellow as he swung his leg into a roundhouse kick.
Ranma's body bent over at the waist.
" W-what happened?" One pirate yelled.
"D-d-did he move just now?" Another pirate yelled.
"Hey that pigtailed guy dodged that kick!" A chef yelled.
"What kind of monsters are they?" Someone voiced.
Ranma stayed bent over.
Then Another sleep bubble came out his nose.
Everyone Raised there hands Pointy teeth and white eyed. Yelling: " HE'S STILL ASLEEP?!"
Kisaru Slowly growled. Then attacked with several light speed punches and kicks, only to have Ranma dodge each one at the last second.
" I must be dreaming. There's no way a man could dodge while sleeping." A chef said.
Kisaru backed off and frowned as if remembering something then slowly walked to the edge of the baratie and then scooped up a small pail of water and splashed Ranma with it.
All of the people on the ship mouths dropped when the Tall sleeping man became a small Annoyed red headed woman.
"Gah! What'd ya do that for?" Ranma yelled suddenly in Kisaru's face.
Kisaru slowly sighed. His anger suddenly abated in the presence of Ranma's own.
" I have new orders. From way up. I was commisioned personally to deliver to you a pirate these orders."
Ranma shook her read hed free from the water. "Oh orders from who? Seagull man?"
Kisaru shook his head and handed Ranma a sealed envolope with a intricate Marine seal on it.
Ranma took it and her eyes widened in shock. "Gorousei?" Looking up she saw Kisaru getting ready to leave. After reading the note she frowned. "No wonder you came all this way. Who else is here Akoji?, Akainu? Garp?" Kisaru said nothing slowly walking to his ship.
Ranma frowned considering the note. Then looked up at the shocked faces.
"Hey what are you guys staring at?" She said hands on hips.
Everone screamed." It's you!"
"Ano? Do you recognize me? well im not interested in men." Ranma said.
"Who would want a man!" Everyone screamed.
Ranma frowned considering something. " Oi ji-san!" He said pointing at Zeff.
Zeff frowned. "Ji-san? your older than me" He said under his breath.
Ranma continued on not noticing. " I had come because i heard a rumor about a chef who fought using only his feet. Then I remembered where I once saw a man doing the same. Tell me is there anyone else who does the Red Leg style?"
Zeff paused considering. Ranma would find out eventually if he wanted too.
"Yes an old cook of mine he left though to pursue his dreams with a strange captain."
He said ignoring the looks of suprise he got from the other chefs.
" Do you know where he went?" Ranma asked putting down his suitcase.
Zeff smiled a secretive smile. " All Blue."
Ranma's eyes narrowed. " And did you tell him of the dangers there?"
Zeff frowned slightly. " You know i've never found it." Zeff started to walk away as he noticed the wind pick up slightly. " Oh and thank you for getting rid of the pirates."
Ranma smiled and picked up his suitcase. As he turned and walked away the remaining Krieg's pirates looked at their leader and wondered how they got so lucky.
Two very strong people working for the government just let them go.
The chef's looked on afraid and ready to resume fighting when a tornado picked up suddenly grabbing all the pirates and launching them far in the distance. For a brief moment they could all swear they saw a Red Dragon in the tornado. When it was over as one they looked towards where the pigtailed girl was only moments ago.
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On a small boat Ranma read the note again.
To All Shichibukai in the East Blue section. Head to the Red line immediatly. Red Haired Shanks is approaching White beard. We cannot allow them to fight Stop them at any cost.
Gorousei.
Ranma smiled and with a burst of fire destroyed the paper. He didn't care. His next destination was Whiskey Peak. Then Alabasta.
"Monkey D. Luffy, don't dissapoint me."
tbc.
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Quick authors note: Ok the reason why Kisaru was there was because of the power levels involved. it's my understanding that Shicibukai have insane power levels. I;e: Shanks gets a standstill against Mihawk? So i felt a captain couldn't come to Ranma. And at the time all Captains and Admirals are all accounted for. Akoji was looking for Robin. Garp just got Korby, Smoker was in Alabasta. so on and so forth. Kisaru also hates the Shichibukai cause they are pirates. So I figured why not
