Tom's fingers tapped out a tattoo on his throne's arm rest. Twirling his bone white yew wand between his fingers, he waited for his Death Eaters to show up, ignoring Wormtail's hideous snivelings. He sighed, brushing his black hair out of his face, bored red eyes staring at nothing in particular.
Slowly they materialized into the room, kneeling before him. Then, minutes passed by, and only Severus was missing...
Just as he was about to order Wormtail over so he could send some pain to the Potions Master, the man showed up, with two young girls attacked to him, both singing loudly, to the tune of "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears. Tom Riddle would never admit to how he knew that.
"Oh, oh, in the Common Room under the lake,
Headed by a hot guy called Snape I just wanna go to the house were purebloods go Voldie, Bella, and Draco Haha, heehee, haha, ho
Love it, hate it, the Gryffindors will slate it,
But say that name again, it's S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N Snakes and green and the darkest wizards ever seen Say that name again, it's S-L-Y-T-H-E-R-I-N!"
Their giggles echoed in the painfully otherwise silent room. They bounded away from Severus, who looked relieved to have them not touching him, and knelt before Tom, fluttering their eyelashes.
"Hullo, Tom dearest!" Chinah smirked, licking her lips.
Phee purred. "Hello indeed. Calloo callay for hot Dark Lords!"
A short snarl drew their, and Tom's shocked and slightly horrified, gazes to Bellatrix, who had broken ranks and glared at them.
Phee gasped and ran over to her. "Oh, shh, shh, shh Bella! We'd never leave such a fine woman like you out." She nuzzled her face into the crook of the older woman's neck, licking it. Bellatrix moaned, loving the attention. Her husband had been exceptionally lacking in the recent months.
Chinah smiled, watching the two hungrily, before turning back to Tom and winking. "While they give you a live peep show, how about you induct me into your ranks?"
Regaining some sense of control, Tom growled and fired off a Cruciatus Curse. The girl's eyes rolled into the back of her head, her mouth wide open. Tom snarled in satisfaction, until a long, low moan, escaped instead of a scream.
"Ohhh, fuck! Tom!" He strengthened the curse, but that increased the volume of her moans. She writhed sensually under the green light, arching off the floor and gasping. Finally, Tom released it, and she fell to the floor, staring at him blankly. Slowly, a pout took over her features.
"Why'd you stop? My orgasm was so close."
Phee looked up from her latest hickey (the twentieth, to be exact) that she had been leaving on Bella's exposed skin. "Oh, I missed that?"
Lucius' muttered sentence was heard by all, but they pretended not to hear. "Morgana's tits, they're crazy enough to be one of us."
Tom scowled. picking up the rhythm with his fingers once again. "Hmm...yes, well, someone go heat the brand up." He slapped his hands over his ears as twin shrieks rent the air.
Then Phee turned to Bella, full on kissing the half-crazed bitch. "Oh, Bella, now I get to spend more time with you!"
the song parody was written by Phee. :B that genius...you can find more of her work on deviantART. just look up "S.L.Y.T.H.E.R.I.N." and find the literature labeled that. her username is ~MourningOrphanage. :D
