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Are you horny to win?

The group of five tore through the night going through the dark country roads. Lights cut through the darkness as the Camaro tore through the wind slammed against the car and the only thing that seemed to occupy the windshield was rain, rain and you guessed it more rain.

"So do you know each other?" Naruto asked Grover, his mood still irritable. Grover's eyes would occasionally flit to the rear-view mirror and he would turn his head around briefly. He was more jumpy than usual.

"Not exactly," Grover seemed to calm a little but he was still tense. "I mean, we've never met in a person but she knew I was watching you."

"So you're a satyr." Percy stated and Grover's ears turned pink at that. "Yeah, I- wait how do you know?"

"Mom told me," Percy just shrugged his shoulders. "And I knew for a while now, a long while."

"So all that Greek mythos or history was Mr Brunner preparing us for this."

"Pretty much."

"Mrs. Dodds was real and she was a Kindly One," Percy said.

"Of course."

Percy just ran his hands in his hair. "Why didn't you just tell us this Grover? We could've gone without the mysterious crap."

"Percy!" Apparently Percy's mother still paid attention as she admonished Percy for his language.

"Sorry Mom…"

"Besides we still have to get you to safety." Her attention now back on the road.

"Safety from what?"

"Oh you know," Grover started sarcastically. "Just the Lord of the Dead and some of his blood-thirstiest minions."

"What does Dad have to do with this?"

"He's your Dad!"

"Uh forget I said that?" Naruto held hope that Grover would forget what he said.

"No way!"

"Geez, you're yelling too much at least don't mention it to anyone okay Grover?"

Grover looked miffed at the statement before stiffly nodding.

"Let's recap then a Kindly One was after us, the old ladies cut the yarn and another monster is chasing us, does that sum up the freakish things happening to us."

Another nod.

"Sounds like a Tuesday, man I hate Tuesdays."

"Boys!" She pulled the wheel hard to the right and they got a glimpse of what's been chasing them through the storm- it looked big and hairy.

"What the hell was that!" Naruto exclaimed seeing that.

"Not friendly, apparently." Percy said, feeling like he dodged a bullet there.

"Whatever the hell that was, I guess we lost-"

He was interrupted when there was a blinding flash and he felt himself lurch from his seat as everything slowed down in that moment. Sally was holding on to the wheel, her knuckles were white from gripping it as she was in the middle of turning it. Percy was in mid-air shock was visible on his face as the seat belt kept him tied to his spot. Grover was holding Roxy tightly to his form, fear was quite evident in his face. Then the car exploded.

Percy woke up and pried himself from the seat some glass shards were imbedded into his arms. His mother called out to him. 'I'm fine Mom just a little scratch.' He pulled out the shards with a wince.

Naruto muttered something along the lines of 'fan-freaking-tastic' the car was still intact stuck in a ditch, Roxy whimpered being held closely by Grover who was moaning about food in his sleep.

"Percy, Naruto," Sally called out to them. "We have to…" Lightning flashed that moment to illuminate a shadowy figure through the muddy window.

"Time to go." He said once realising the situation was about to get more dire if they stayed any longer.

Not needing to be told twice, they all made their way hastily out carrying Grover.

'When you get out of the car, run to the big tree on the hill!' She yelled pointing to the tree. They couldn't see until lightning ever the light bulb showed the tree and boy was it big!

"Get over the hill and you'll see a big farmhouse down the valley. Run and don't look back. Shout for help. Don't stop until you reach you the door."

"Mom, you're coming too."

"Yeah, we can't leave you." Naruto grunted as he lugged Grover on his shoulder and Roxy was by Naruto's side apparently uninjured from the crash. The creature was getting closer and its footsteps louder. It was huge and furry!

"Holy…" Percy trailed off seeing it come closer.

"There's nothing holy about that creature." Sally was able to shout that out over the rain.

"He doesn't want us," Sally stressed out. "He wants you two and besides I can't cross the property line."

"But…" The boys started.

"No buts now hurry."

Percy got angry at that statement and he helped his mom up. "There's no way I'm leaving you now come on."

Naruto just smiled at the sheer stubbornness in Percy's voice before they made their way up. Naruto looked back to see that the creature was gaining speed. 'What the hell… does he spend all his time lifting!?' He commented all the bulging muscles.

Percy blinked recognising it from the horns, fur and bulging muscles, "That's-"

"Pasiphae's son,' she bowed her head. 'I'd wish I'd known how badly they wanted to kill you."

"But he's the Mino-"

"Don't say his name," She warned, her tone serious. "Names have power."

He knew what this creature was, a monster called the Minotaur. It may be strong but if he was right then it would be dumb as well. It could only rely on its sense of smell and in this weather they had a chance but that was evaporating quickly if they didn't get to safety sooner.

The bull-man thundered with rage, venting its anger on the car before it rolled down the road, the Camaro exploded in a ball of fire and scrap metal.

"There goes the family car." Percy sighed, carrying his mother up the hill.

"Well, at least we have insurance." Naruto muttered.

"Boys," Sally said. "When sees us, he'll charge. Wait until the last second, then jump out of the way – directly sideways. He can't change directions very well once he's charging. Do you understand?"

"Yes Mom."

"Got it."

The bull-man snorted in rage and was stomping uphill towards them. Sally demonstrated first by rolling out of the way, followed by Percy who didn't flinch as the bull-man came trampling towards him. Trampling towards him. Shit!

Naruto barely rolled out of the way with Grover on his shoulder and Roxy running to the other side. He ordered Roxy to stay and keep Grover safe. The bull-man got his horns stuck in a tree while Naruto made a break for the giant pine tree laying Grover against it before rushing back to help Percy and his pseudo-mother. He couldn't let his brother and mother-figure die!

"Let's go before it gets any worse!" Right as he said that, the bull-man got his horns free from the tree.

"The fates love proving me wrong don't they?" He shouted in frustration.

'You make it too easy.' Percy joked, running for their lives to the tree. They reached hill and noticed a valley below them and the yellow lights glowing from the farmhouse. At this rate, they won't make it!

"Run, Percy!" Sally called out from behind. "I can't go any farther. Run!"

And in that moment shock and fear filled their beings as the Minotaur caught up to them and caught Sally by the neck as she tried to escape the last time.

"MOM/MOM!" They screamed.

She struggled in the minotaur's gripping before giving them one last look, choking out her last word: "Go!"

With an angry roar, the monster closed his fist around Sally's neck, and she dissolved before their eyes, melting into light and in a flash she was… gone.

Shock and fear was replaced with anger as their eyes shone briefly in that moment, a thrumming of energy vibrating off them on the surface of their skin. The Minotaur was going down. Hard. The Minotaur made his way over to Grover sensing easy prey with Roxy in front of Grover, snapping her jaws and barking loudly.

"Hey you bastard over here!" Naruto yelled, catching the Minotaur's attention on him. Naruto took off his jacket and shook it like a matador. The Minotaur snorted once again before charging him. Naruto side-stepped at the very last second fooling the Minotaur but he didn't have time to think about that before his face was slammed on the side by Percy's sneaker. The Minotaur flew into a tree knocking it over, before he was viciously assaulted by Naruto who was caving his face in holding the bull down by its arm with his foot.

"YOU SONOFA BITCH!" He repeated each word with each fist making burying the Minotaur's face further. The Minotaur grabbed his leg and flung him across the forest impacting harshly against the tree, he gritted his teeth, a trail of blood on the side of his face struggling to stand.

The Minotaur charged, bellowing in fury with his black eyes full of hate, ready to skewer Naruto. In all of Naruto's year, he would say that this was Percy's proudest and stupidest moment when he jumped on top of the Minotaur's neck. The bull-man tried to shake him off, he wildly tried to grab him but Percy clung on tightly. Naruto seeing this opportunity put all his energy and punched him cleanly in the stomach, the monster doubled over in pain giving Percy the chance to jump off his neck, stomping on his horn that snapped off.

"RAH!" The Minotaur gave a growl of rage and pain before knocking them back.

"Percy I got a plan."

"Anything would be good right now."

"I'm gonna distract him you grab the horn and stab him, go for the head."

"Hey asshole over here!" The Minotaur grunted again, charging Naruto while Percy ran and grabbed the horn. Naruto rolled away quickly, careful to avoid the arm that stuck out to the side trying to grab him. Percy was sneaking behind the Minotaur ready to drive the horn back where it belonged when he was swatted to the side by his bulky arm. Percy was knocked down to the ground, blood leaking cleaning from his head as held his ribs in pain.

Naruto was more enraged that his friend was hurt. His eyes flicked from blue to red, this time Naruto was charging the Minotaur and the energy that was coursing through his body pumped its way into his legs, jumping high in to air landing a blow to Minotaur's head and snapping the other horn off. The Minotaur backed away in pain. Naruto caught the horn, Percy stood next to him his eyes determined. In unspoken agreement they rushed at the bull. Naruto's horn situated between the Minotaur's eyes and Percy's horn was where the bull-man's heart would be. The monster stopped dead then began to disintegrate like crumbling sand that was blown away by the wind.

They collapsed on the ground.

"You look like shit, Percy." Naruto huffed breathing heavily.

"You smell like shit, Naruto." Percy was in the same position. The rain stopped but they could still hear the storm in the distance.

"Touché." They stood up weakly supporting each other, both carrying Grover with Roxy by their side whining at the blood on them as they made their way over to the hills, over the tree and to the front porch. Percy was barely hanging onto to consciousness, Grover unceremoniously dropped between them and Naruto collapsing to the floor on his back. Roxy barked loudly for anyone to come and help them. Naruto looked to see the familiar face of Mr Brunner and pretty blonde girl, whose hair was curled like a princess. They both looked down on us and the girl said, "One of them has to be it… they just have to."

"Silence, Annabeth," Mr Brunner said. "They're still conscious, bring them inside."

"Yes bring us inside, inside sounds nice." Naruto said before dozing off on the spot.


Naruto awoke but closed his eyes when he sensed someone entering. He cracked his eyes open when he saw the pretty girl spoon-feeding Percy something, talking to him and he was mumbling something before she sighed and came over to Naruto. Seeing a great opportunity for a prank, he evened out his breathing and pretended to be asleep. He could hear the clink of the spoon on the bowl and feel something hovering over his mouth. He struck.

Mr Brunner came through the door to see Naruto awake with a bright-red slap mark and a grin on his face and a blushing Annabeth, who huffed and turned away.

"Mr Uzumaki, please refrain from doing any of your pranks here, we have enough pranksters as it is," Mr Brunner sighed, rubbing his forehead.

"Sorry about that, couldn't resist," Naruto still grinned.

"I can't believe you two were able to kill that monster." Annabeth shook her head still not believing it.

"Well you better believe it because we have proof." He showed her the horn that he still held on him. "Big and ugly's gone that's all that matters.

"So you know about everything don't you?" Mr Brunner stated.

"Pretty much and it's good to see you again old man." Naruto yawned, stretching his muscles.

Annabeth made to correct him but Mr Brunner chuckled at that and said, "Naruto here I'm called Chiron."

"Figures, you were keeping watch over us," Naruto said never breaking from stretching and warming his muscles. "So where's your horse-half?"

"This is a magical wheelchair that lets me hide my horse-half when I want to go out." Chiron stated.

"Makes sense, so where's Roxy?" He was answered with a happy and a slobbering lick to the face when Roxy pounced and licked his face all over.

"Hahaha, down girl," He rubbed the top of her head before she sat on top of Percy's bed.

"How long was I out?"

"You just got here last night! You shouldn't even be up!" Annabeth said, a little bit freaked out at his recovery rate.

"It's fine, I've taken worse bruises," He said, his bruises were still there but yellow.

"Ah yes," Chiron examined. "Annabeth will you please get me some ambrosia and nectar?"

She nodded and left as Naruto just stared fondly at the sight of Roxy sleeping near Percy.

"Oh and I almost forgot, here these are yours," Chiron handed the red gloves to Naruto. Naruto put them on, tapping the gloves together, his arms up to his elbows were covered in a golden metallic armour.

He looked at his hands again flexing them before tapping them again returning to the normal boxing gloves.

"Your father said it belonged to an ancestor of your mother," Chiron said, intrigued at the weaponry.

"My mom's?" Naruto asked, directing his question to Chiron who shrugged.

"I have no idea whose ancestry your mother has but it doesn't seem to be Greek that's for sure." Chiron stated. Naruto kept the gloves on and they did fit quite nicely. Annabeth came in with a bowl of golden liquid. He took a bite off it before freezing. Annabeth and Chiron were worried as he stayed still for an uncomfortably long amount of time. Then he spoke… loudly, "This tastes just like MOM'S RAMEN!" He cried happily munching down on the liquid. They sweatdropped at the scene.

"So how do you feel?" Chiron asked.

"Great like I can take on the world," He said, patting his stomach.

"Good I will have a camper show you to the cabins right now, Annabeth please look after Percy." Chiron ordered, while Annabeth ruffled Roxy's head.


Naruto had to admit this place was big. He could see the pine tree which wasn't all that far from where he was. He saw a bunch of cabins in a U shaped arc. Every cabin was different some just plain hurt to look at, like the shiny one.

While Naruto was distracted by the sights, Chiron called out to a girl he saw walking by, "Ah Clarisse can you come over please?"

The girl turned her head in their direction and she saw one of the new guys everyone was talking about, she smirked before walking over. Naruto was still distracted when he noticed the girl walking over him, she was tall, strong-looking and was probably older than him by a year and held herself like a fighter. (Leven Rambin) "What?"

"I would like for you to show Naruto to the cabins for a moment. Annabeth will probably show Percy the cabins when he wakes up."

"Fine, I gotta welcome the newbie anyway." She said with a smirk. Naruto knew that smirk, Percy always claimed that he would do something utterly humiliating to someone when he had that smirk and he guessed that this girl was the one who 'introduced' the new guys to the camps.

"Come on, runt!" She was already walking away when she called out. He followed her to the middle of the arc of the cabins near the bonfire. He waved at the girl that was tending to the coals. She pointed at the cabins. "Listen up, I'm going to say this once, there are 12 cabins in all. Each represents the Greek God it was made for. Their kids live in there. Since you and the other runt haven't been claimed yet, you both go to Cabin 12, the Hermes Cabin."

"And you're cabin is?"

"The God of War's cabin!" She said pointing to the red cabin.

"Ah." Was his reply.

"We have the other cabins. Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, Ares, Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Hermes and Dionysus." She said pointing to each cabins. They were indeed fancy cabins and the one that hurt his eyes was Apollo's cabin. They were great cabins as well for no one to use them and he wondered what happened to Hestia's and Hades' cabins.

"Any questions?"

"Yeah-"

"Good then it's time to 'officially' welcome you to the camp." Clarisse called out, making a lot of people turn and look towards them as they grimaced. Clarisse was breaking in another newbie. Even though Naruto helped in killing the Minotaur, they still felt sorry for him. Her arm was reaching out to grab his shoulder. Naruto, instantly on the defence, brought the offending arm down and his foot was behind Clarisse's before he gave a push and she fell on her ass. He brought the horn up to her neck, his eyes deadly serious and frightening to Clarisse as she saw him. He grinned before offering a hand to her.

"For a child of Ares, you sure have slow reflexes." He pocketed the horn. Clarisse shocked out of her stupor took his hand looking lost and confused. He nodded back to the big house and they began walking all the way back. Clarisse was deep in thought glancing at Naruto from time to time before shaking her head.

Chiron saw Naruto and Clarisse arriving at the Big House. Naruto was whistling a tune and Clarisse was not acting smug or arrogant in fact she looked like she had a -Gods is she developing a crush over Naruto! Poor lad…- He was to going to find out the full story from the other campers and boy would he be surprised. "Since Percy doesn't seem to be waking up anytime today, feel free to explore the camp."

"Will do, see you later, Chiron," He saluted to Chiron and turned to Clarisse. "I'll see you later if you wanna 'spar', Clarisse." He smirked at her prompting her to turn away lest they see her blush. He walked around the camp and saw the netball bit, the rock climbing wall with lava coming down and some of the nymphs and satyrs who were waving at him. He came to a rest at the big pine tree so he laid against the trunk and dozed off.


Naruto wasn't going to lie whenever he had dreams, they would either be dreams of his childhood or dreams of ramen and there was this one time when he got eaten by a giant fox but this dream was a more vivid than he could remember.

He was in a white room with no doors only a table and two chairs where he was occupying one. The other occupant was what surprised him. She had shoulder length black spiky hair, electric blue eyes, with freckles under her eyes but mostly on her left and punk-style clothing. She was definitely beautiful in his eyes so Naruto did the only thing that his old teacher would do.

"Yo!"


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Author: Hey what you doing there Deadpool.

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