Me: I LIVE. I LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING MOVES IN HIMARUYA-PAPA'S TIME.
InuYasha: Who's what? O.o
Me: The author of Hetalia! it's a meme:
"I'll update next week."
(one year later)
"Here it is! :D"
So yeah.
InuYasha: oh.
Danny: Well, at least you're updating, even though your first version of this chapter was deleted by your cousin Salem. ^^;
Me: And then there's all the other crazy crap... Two new little siblings (Twins; Samuel and Rose ^w^) moving in with all 6 of my cousins, mom trying to kill me, editor's mom having cancer, trial for aunt and uncle to have custody of me and my little bro and sis... been a crazy ALMOST YEAR. T_T
Gabrielle (said editor): And I'll be writing the next few chapters. Expect more updates, more snark, and more dissing of Dash and Paulina. This fic is still Iris', though.
Me: This chapter referrs to Jack as "Dad" and Maddie as "Mom", so yeah.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN INUYASHA OR DANNY PHANTOM! I'M JUST BORROWING THEM FOR A WHILE!
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InuYasha sat down in the hallway outside his new classroom, staring silently at the floor. His new "parents" had decided he might as well get an education, and his new "teacher", a rather chubby, bald man in his 40's who needed a shave, had told him to sit outside until he was called in.
So the hanyou made himself comfortable as he could on the floor. He had a new outfit that Dad and Jazz dragged him out to buy; a pair of dark jeans, a short-sleeved white t-shirt with the text "I don't make the same mistake twice; I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure" on it, and a bomber jacket. The once-white tennis shoes he wore were rather uncomfortable, but he'd manage; especially since he'd drawn all over them with Danny's permanent markers. What? In his opinion, white shoes are boring.
"In-oh... Emu... In-yoo... Mr. Fenton, you can come in now." Mr. Lancer said, opening the door.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. The adults in this era were clearly brainless. Not to mention, his own adopted father forgot how to pronounce his name... A lot, so far.
Swallowing the swearwords that came to mind, he politely corrected his new educator and walked inside.
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Danny watched in anticipation as his "brother" walked in. His eye was twitching slightly, but otherwise he gave no signs of murderous intent. Mr. Lancer followed him calmly.
'Whew. No new ghosts to fight because of annie-kee or whatever he told me to call him.'
"Class, I'm happy to introduce your new peer, Danny Fenton's adopted brother..."
At the mention of the raven-haired teen, everyone except Tucker and Sam stopped listening. Go figure.
"Um... What's your name again?"
A jock called out something vulgar, which had most of the class in stitches. Since this was Lancer, he didn't even get in trouble.
"My name is not a crude word for guy parts, but thanks anyway." InuYasha said coldly. "My name is InuYasha, and if you think something that stupid is funny, you guys need to grow up. You're going to be adults soon. Act like it or go back to pre-school, dimwits."
The entire class stared at him in utter astonishment as he promptly walked over to the only empty seat -behind Sam, who gave him a thumbs up for his little lecture- and sat down, setting his backpack down beside him.
Lancer recovered from his shock and proceeded to teach the class, who no longer noticed the silver-haired boy.
Paulina, however, kept glancing at InuYasha with mild interest.
'Ah, crap.'
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InuYasha had lost track of how many times he'd hit the tall blonde jerk named Dash in the face.
They had gotten to PE, and the assigned sport was volleyball.
Which, it turned out, InuYasha was very good at. He'd hit Dash with the ball just once, and Danny laughed so hard he nearly fell over.
He liked hearing his little brother laugh; it didn't seem to happen often at school.
This lead to...
"You did that on purpose, Fenton!"
"THIRTEEN-SEVEN, SERVICE!" Bam!
"Ow!"
"Ahahahahahahahahaha!"
Sadly, it was the end of InuYasha's turn. They all walked in a generally zig-zag pattern ("No, I'm over here. You're over there." "Oh. Sorry!") until they decided on their new positions. Inuyasha sighed. No more hitting Dash.
'Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.'
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Me: HA! A SUCCESSFUL LATE-AS-HELL CHAPTER! XD
InuYasha: Thank Kami Salem's moving out. -_- No more repeats of this incident. NOW WORK ON AXIS!
Me: Ok, ok... *walks out*
Now... Kyo and Shinichi will answer your reviews! :D
jeanette9a:
Kyo: It ain't that cute. -_-
Shinichi: *kicks Kyo* I know, it's adorable. ^-^
unknown:
Kyo: She did not obey your wishes. *bows deeply* I apologise. Sarcasm mode- *pwned*
Shinichi: *sighs* Sorry about him. He represents, in this A/N, the insane part of Iris' brain. Just so you know, she has no idea when InuYasha will figure it out, but she figures that it'll be soon.
moonlightrurouni:
Shinichi: Glad you're so exited, but it took her WAAAY too long to update. XD
Kyo: *unconscious* X_X
Black Cat Angel:
Shinichi: Um... Again, she doesn't know. She really hasn't thought this fic out. ^^;
Upsilon Forty-Two:
Shinichi: Uh... Yeah. the A/N dialogue isn't necessary to read, you can skip it. It's just excuses for being so freaking late, disclamers, et cetera. Thank you for not flaming, we appreciate that.
Me: Kyo will not wake up until we have some reviews. Please? :3
