Ash's Puberty Related Adventures

Chapter 4: Silly Ash, Electricity and Water Equals Bad, Silly Ash!

A/N: I own nothing...yet...

Ash spoke, "Excuse me?"

"You heard right!"His mother smiled, "Oh, and while you've been sitting there I've taken your pokemon."

"WHAT?"Ash scrambled, trying to find his belt but it wasn't there, "How?"

"Pika?"Pikachu looked up, from the now empty bottle.

"Oh, you get to keep Pikachu, but none of the others," His mother frowned.

"What the hell. Why not?"Ash screams.

"They're just too strong, the other children will have a heart attack! The only reason that you get to keep Pikachu is because I know how close you two are!"

"Pika!"Pikachu nodded.

"Back, soon, honey," Ash's mother walked out the door.

Ash sighed, "Goody, goody, gumdrops,"

Pikachu got up and walked over to Ash, he grabbed his trainer's hand and gave it a small reassuring shock.

"Pikachu, chu,"

"School? Damn, this must be a dream,"

"Pika,"

"Yeah, you're right, a nightmare," Ash bit his lip.

The trainer got up and walked upstairs into his room.

"Pi...pika," Pikachu's squeak was soft and uncertain as he watched Ash's somewhat gloomy expression turn to nostalgia.

Ash felt his mouth twitch into a smile as he looked up at drawings he'd done years ago, of pokemon, pictures in crayon of badly drawn Squirtles and a childish map of Kanto, all stuck to the walls, crookedly with sticky tape.

Pikachu saw Ash's eyes go darker than normal; he was lost in thought, in memories.

"I'm home," Ash half laughed, half choked as he fell onto his bed.

"Chu," The pokemon grunted.

"I am not a sook!"Ash disagreed.

Pikachu mumbled unintelligibly.

Ash grinned idiotically up at his ceiling. Pikachu crawled under the bed, bored and started thumping the bottom of it, egging Ash to get up.

BANG

Ash ignored it, still mentally living up his days as a seven year old.

Pikachu gave up and wandered out of the room.

He ran down the stairs and back to the kitchen, he pounced onto Ash's bag, thrown onto the floor. Carefully, he unzipped it, and pulled out, Ash's wallet, he threw it to the side. Next, he found, Ash's clothes. He threw them out to. The Pokemon groaned as he pulled out his trainer's pokedex which was another thing he threw to the side.

A few spare poke balls joined the pile of unwanted items and Pikachu found a thunderstone, which he looked at in faint fear and then quickly discarded to the pile.

Pikachu turned the bag upside down, letting a few random items fall out.

After he'd lost interest, Pikachu walked away from the bag and into the lounge room, where a TV was blaring.

"Today, we discover a brand new trainer, on the road from Goldenrod, Johto! Mimi, has with her a pidgey and a very strong Nidorina! Mimi, how many badges do you have?"

Pikachu looked up at a slightly confused blonde girl, standing with her pokemon, "Um, none, but..."

"That's great!" The presenter ignored her and grinned down the camera, "We'll be back, soon, folks, with an exclusive interview with Lance the Dragon Master!"

Been there, done, that. Pikachu thought to himself as the ads came on.

He kept walking, skidding slightly on the polished floor.

The pokemon gave up on entertaining himself and went back to where Ash was.

"I choose you!"Ash said in a daze, a daze that was broken by a shock from Pikachu.

"Ouch!"Ash jumped up and looked at Pikachu, "You still, stink...I should really bath you...come on," Ash picked him up.

"PIKA!"Pikachu struggled, as Ash walked down to the bathroom.

He sat Pikachu down on the tiles and turned the taps on.

Pikachu looked around mindlessly, at shampoo and soap, the smells were already affecting him.

Ash squirted the pokemon friendly, liquid soap into the water and dumped Pikachu into it.

"PIKACHUUUUU!" Pikachu thunder bolted Ash as soon as he hit the water.

Ash felt the electricity travel through him, buzzing wildly. Everything went white, bright and then faded to black, he was blind, he couldn't see a thing!

He jumped up, still shaking, "AAAAAAH! I'm blind, I can't see! My eyes, my eyes!"

Pikachu watched his trainer tumble down the stairs, still screaming. Pikachu grabbed the cloth and began scrubbing at his arms, ignoring the cries from Ash.

Half an hour lately, Pikachu was quite enjoying the bath and was splashing wildly, still ignoring Ash downstairs screeching for his sight.

Pikachu dunked his head under the water and shook it off, "Pika," He blinked.

Yawning, Pikachu got out of the bath and pulled the plug.

"CHU CHU!"He screamed, excited as the water spiralled down the drain.

He picked out a red hand towel and fixed it around his waist and walked down stairs.

Ash's mother walked through the door, clutching, enrolment forms, to see all her son's things scattered at her feet, a damp pikachu in a towel, and Ash rocking back and forth saying, "My eyes...my beautiful eyes,"

She sighed, "What, have you done? Who's a bad boy?"

A/N: Sorry, it's short...I'm tired. Plus I think I have a cold...maybe a hyper potion would cure me...Imma go try that!

I want 5 reviews before I update...Yes, YOU, reading this sentence, click review, it's not that hard! Review and you get to find out whether Ash ever gets to see again!

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