Chapter 4- Kitty

I wake up with a massive headache. I look over and see a couple of ibuprofen and a full glass of water. Thank you, Rachel. I take the meds and walk out into the living room with my eyes shut tight. God is the freaking sun inside our apartment today? I'm walking blindly and run straight into a figure.

"What the hell!" I whisper-scream as I'm caught before I can crumble to the ground.

"I'm so sorry! I didn't even like here you walk up!" I open my eyes and stare into the biggest blue eyes I've ever seen.

"Whoa" I stutter out.

"What?" The girl asks. I shake myself out of my stupor. Pull yourself together, woman!

"Wait... Who are you? Why are you in my apartment?"

"We'll, Kitty this kind young soul, Marley, HELPED ME CARRY YOUR DRUNK ASS HOME LAST NIGHT!" Rachel pops out of the kitchen and screams. I crumble to the ground into a fetal position.

"Inside voice, Bitch." I hiss.

"Will both of you shut the fuck up? Kay thanks." Santana grumbles from the floor.

"Wait. Why the hell am I on the floor?" Santana asks nobody in particular. I roll my eyes and stand up, slowly. I whimper at the pain in my head.

"Raaaaccchhheeelll! I want baaaacccooonnnn!" I whine.

"Kitty, I will not be cooking that animal carcass for you to consume!" Damn vegans. I contort my face into a pout and the girl, Marley, laughs. I swear it's the most amazing sound-

What the hell? Am I gay? Wait what the hell? Stop staring at her you look like a creeper. Oh no she saw you staring. Shit shit say something.

"Koalas have two penises!" What the fuck. Marley looks surprised, and then she laughs. Like, really laughs. I'm such an idiot. Why... Ugh. I look away and see my cousin, Quinn crawling, literally crawling out of her room.

"Quinn make me some fucking bacon you alcoholic."