I know…I should probably be working on 'Krad in the Marching Band' but I can't think of any randomness right now.
Well, I guess I shouldn't say that…I mean, this is pretty random…
All well…
Enjoy anyway!
Oh, and by the way, I want to thank those of you who sent me songs to use! I have reviewed them all and will, 75 percent positive, be using them!
So thanks for y'all's help!
Disclaimer: don't own characters or song
Story 4: Lollipop
"Taaaaaicho!" Matsumoto sang, walking into the office after her three-hour lunch break. She looked and saw he was still sitting at his desk, the pile of paperwork only about a third shorter from when she left.
"Matsumoto." He said, not looking up from his report. "How was your lunch?"
"Good! Renji treated me!" she said, walking to his desk.
Hitsugaya laughed and leaned back, stretching his arms. "Jeez…he always treats you…you should probably pay him back sooner or later."
"Fine, I'll get him a date with Rukia then." She said, rolling her eyes. "So…how was your lunch, Taicho?"
He grunted, "What lunch?"
"You didn't have lunch?" she asked. "Why not?"
"This freakin' paperwork…" he said.
"But, Taicho, if you don't eat, you won't have energy to do anything else!" she said.
"I know, I know." He said. "I just don't have time."
"Well, you need some sort of nourishment…or a sugar of some sort…" she said. She snapped her fingers and ran to her desk, "I know!"
"Huh?" Hitsugaya asked as she came back. In her hand, she had five lollipops fanned out in her hand.
"Pick one!" she smiled. "I've got green apple…watermelon…grape…cherry and blueberry!"
"Matsumoto, I don't need candy." He said.
"Well, you just said yourself you don't have time to go out and eat so…" she said.
He rolled his eyes and looked back down at his paperwork. "I'm not eating one…besides, they're yours…"
Matsumoto frowned, grabbed the watermelon flavored candy, unwrapped it and stuffed it into his mouth while he was talking, gagging him. "Eat it."
He jumped and took the stick out of his mouth, coughing. "Ack…Matsumoto, I said I didn't want one!"
She crossed her arms, "All well…you need energy and since you won't voluntarily eat it…I'll make you."
Hitsugaya raised his brow, "And how do you plan on doing that?"
She went back to her desk, grabbed her chair and dragged it back to his. "I'm not moving until you finish the whole thing."
"Well, you'll have a long time to wait…work on this." He said, pushing a stack of papers towards her. She pursed her lips and crossed her legs and arms, signaling she wasn't going to touch it. "I'm not eating it."
"You're still holding it." She said.
"I have no where else to put it…" he said, holding it out to her. She scowled and grabbed his hand with the lollipop in it and shoved it towards his mouth. As the lollipop entered, she grabbed his chin and the top of his head and pushed them together and locking the candy into his mouth. "Hmmm!"
"Eat it, Taicho!" she said, not letting go of his head. He grabbed her wrists, trying to pull her off, but her muscles tightened.
"Get off Matsumoto!" he said through his forcefully gritted teeth, so it came out more like, "Rit osh Mathumoto!"
"Nope!" she said, fully enjoying the torture she was causing him. "Not until you eat it!"
"Well, I can't if you're on top of me!" he said.
"Promise you'll eat the whole thing if I let go?" she said, loosening her muscles slightly.
"Sure, whatever!" he said. She released him and plopped back into her chair.
"Good boy, Taicho!" Matsumoto smiled as he bit the candy before pulling it out of his mouth.
"Matsumoto…" he said threateningly. She laughed and he sighed. He couldn't get himself out of it now. Frankly, he'd rather not be tackled again. He stuffed the candy back into his mouth and went back to his report, realizing that it didn't taste too bad.
"Like it?" she asked, leaning onto her elbows.
"Hn…" he said. "It would've been better if you hadn't attacked me."
"Guess what flavor it is!" she said, clapping her hands together.
"No." he said, flipping his report to the side and grabbing another.
"Guess, guess!" she said, grabbing his forearm and shaking it, making it impossible to write.
"Fine, fine, fine!" he said. She immediately retreated. He shifted his gaze to the wall as he let the candy sit on his tongue. He smiled, "…watermelon."
"Ding, ding, ding!" Matsumoto said, throwing her arms in the air. "Taicho wins!"
He laughed, "And do I get some sort of prize for winning?"
"Hmm…" she snapped her fingers and grabbed his arm, practically pulling him over the desk. "Let's go to the candy store!"
"Wha…?" he said as she dragged him out the door. "Soul Society doesn't have a candy store!"
"Yes they do!" she used shun-po to get them onto a roof, "Yachiru showed me where it was!"
"But I'm not even finished with this one!" he said, indicating the lollipop gripped in his teeth. He pulled his arm from her grasp but continued to follow.
"That's okay!" she said, jumping to another roof. "Besides, you need some fresh air! An afternoon o…whoa!" Her foot slipped on the tiles, knocking her on her butt and she began sliding down the roof.
"Matsumoto!" he reached out to grab her but he was too slow as she fell off the edge. He quickly used shun-po to end up behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist. His back hit the ground and they bounced to a halt. "Ouch…"
"Oooohhh…" Matsumoto grumbled.
"You alright?" Hitsugaya said. Matsumoto rocked up to her knees and nodded. Hitsugaya stood and smacked her in the head, "Idiot!"
"Owww, Taicho!" she yelled, drawing attention to them, "What the heck was that for?"
"If you weren't running, that wouldn't have happened!" he said crossing his arms.
She pouted, "Well, if I didn't have to drag you everywhere, I wouldn't have had to run!"
He frowned, "If you didn't force me to go places, you wouldn't have to drag me and therefore, this issue wouldn't be happening!"
Matsumoto looked up at him and blinked. She suddenly began to laugh, "Hee hee hee…"
Hitsugaya narrowed his eyes, "What the hell is so funny…?"
She giggled, "We sound like an old married couple."
"Hmph…yea right…" he said blushing as he looked away and grabbed the lollipop stick with one hand and held the other out to her. "Now can we please get going?"
She took his offered hand and stood, once again dragging him down the street towards the candy shop.
Eh, I'm stopping here. I like to let the readers use their own imaginations…
That and I'm probably paying more attention to Liz, Dana, and Adam in the chat room right now…
I'll probably write a quickie one tomorrow of Independence Day so…yea…
Oh yes, and my dad, one day while I was away, decided he wanted to add his own part to my story. Here's what he wrote:
Then he started to sing….."Ichimaru-oo-oo-oo, Ichimaru-oo-oo-oo."
Yea…my dad is a nut…but hey, at least it was song related right? (sigh) yare, yare, I don't know what to do with him anymore…
Also, I actually made a video with song. It's on Youtube as 'Bleach Loves Lollipops'
Song: 'Lollipop' by Mika
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