I came home to Naruto in nothing but briefs making a sandwich. He saluted me with a knife covered in peanut butter

"Pity fuck or rebound sex?" I asked totally tactless, stealing half the disgusting sandwich, jam was oozing over the edges of the bread.

"Bit of both I guess, I'm hoping to go out with her again" he muttered around his sandwich.

"So what was it you wanted to talk about?" I asked not even remotely curious. "Oh yeah" he exclaimed wolfing downing the rest of his food,

"Your looking for another roommate right, well I need a place to stay so I was wondering if I could rent a room" my eyebrows shot up disappearing under the hat. It wasn't even remotely close to what i was thinking

"You got a steady income?" he nodded vigorously

"We split all bills three ways now, uhh except something that is clearly yours, like car rego and phone bills, we all put in money for food, if there is something you buy specially for you label it and we each take it in turns to cook dinner, there's a message board on the well behind me, if you have company coming round or are not going to be here or whatever else you write it down so we know, welcome to halfway house I'll show you to your room" I grabbed a key ring hanging by the phone and led him to the bedroom opposite Sakura's. I unlocked the room and stared in dismay. Everything was covered in dust and the four poster king size bed was without a mattress

"I suggest you open up the windows tomorrow and clean a bit, the bathroom is next to Sakura's room there are two doors one leads out here and the other leads to her room, don't ask why, this is your key if you lose it you have to replace it, good night" I handed over the key and waltzed off to my room to sleep.