Episode 4
Sayaka is running through the hospital.
Sayaka: Kyousuke~ my sweet little Kyousuke~ I brought you a special present!
Sayaka opens the door to Kyousuke's room and discovers its empty.
Sayaka: Damn it! He transferred hospitals again!
(Puella Magi Madoka Magica Opening)
Madoka stands outside of Mami's old apartment.
Madoka: (sigh)
Madoka enters into Mami's old apartment.
Madoka: (ssiigghh)
Madoka places her notebook on a coffee table than stands back... in Mami's old apartment.
Madoka: (Ssssssiiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhh)
Madoka begins to choke up and cry.
Madoka: I'm sorry...
Close up of Madoka's teary face.
Madoka: I'm so sorry... I never got her dessert recipes.
Madoka is now leaving the apartment building.
Madoka: This sucks... it really melted in my mouth... it was so magical.
Homura appears in front of Madoka: Sup.
Madoka: Oh, the freak. (starts to wipe eyes) Oh sorry. I meant deranged lunatic.
Homura: So... were you up there weeping for the loss of a friend, whom you feel that you failed due to your own weakness even though there was nothing that you could do about it.
Madoka: What, no. I'm just upset I never got her cake recipes.
Homura: Didn't she leave anything hanging around in her house?
Madoka: No! That was what I was checking. All I found was a prize for moe of the year on a mantle piece.
Close up of Homura: That stupid cow...
Madoka: What?
Homura: Let's go for a walk by a construction site.
Madoka: That's a strange juxtaposition.
Homura: I'll give you some exposition.
Madoka: Mmm... 'kay.
We are now passing by a construction site.
Homura: And then... my puppy died from a delicate disease that begins with a c...
Madoka: That is not exposition!
Homura: Plebeian, to understand this story you must understand the entirety of my life story. Now where was I... ah yes. Then my kitten died from syphilis.
Madoka: …
Homura: We think she got it from her mother or something.
Madoka: You need to shut up now.
Homura: (turns to Madoka) Fine, see if I ever am gracious enough to regale you my life experiences again. I was getting to the part with my parakeet... well maybe I could tell you a bit mor-
Madoka: (Starts to cry) My Godoka, please shut up! Shut up! I don't want to hear about how you're parakeet died from a diabetic shock, or how your ferret died from a surprise heart attack! I just want you to tell me what the hell is going on here?! What kind of a video game am I in?
Homura: … Huh, how'd you know about my Ferret Momo?
Madoka: (screams in frustration)
Flash over to the school building with Madoka crying into Sayaka's shoulder.
Madoka: She just wouldn't shut up about her dead animals... it was horrible.
Sayaka: It's okay Madoka. I'm sure if you make a contract with Kyubey, you can wreak an unholy vengeance upon her that will not be forgotten till the world boils away in a sea of madness.
Madoka: What?
Sayaka: I've stared into the eyes of cruelty Madoka... and it's a woman that speaks street.
Madoka: (sniffle) Is this about the bouncer nurse again?
Sayaka: The little tart keeps getting in the way between me and my Kyoyo! She will pay dearly.
Kyubey: (sitting off a few yards away) You know... the longer I hang around here the more I wonder if this is a school for the criminally insane.
Madoka: I have to admit... that is a very legitimate observation.
Madoka is now out at night walking by herself.
Madoka: Nothing like a walk at night grinding for xps... oh great...
Hitomi walks by: Oh, Madoka! I'm so glad I came across you.
Madoka: Hi... Hitomi... what do you want?
Hitomi: Why would I want any more from life~
Madoka: Stop being happy. It's freaking me out.
Hitomi: Oh Madoka, I want you to come with me to a place of magic and wonder. Something wondrous is gonna happen tonight.
Madoka: Hmm... I'm going to go against every impulse in me to run away like an idiot and instead follow you to whatever cultish activity you're up to.
Hitomi: Super!
Hitomi and Madoka are now inside of an abandoned ware house with cult chanters.
Chanters: Fear of the blood brings fear of the flesh... fear of the blood brings fear of the flesh...
Madoka: Oookay, not that I don't like the Silent Hill reference here but what's going on?
A person starts pouring a liquid into a bucket, while another person is coming with another liquid thing...
Hitomi: A special ritual. Remember how you told me I could never break you heart since Harry Mason isn't real?
Madoka: Oh no...
Hitomi: Oh yes! (strikes a pose) Madoka! I have sold half my fractured soul to the dark forces all so I could get the last ingredients for this dark ritual!
Madoka: No!
Hitomi: Harry will be mine!
Madoka: No! (Madoka grabs at the bucket and runs it to the window) Psychic window break! (the window shatters) Toss! (Madoka now stares wearily up at the broken window) Was that foreshadowing for my powers to come, or just a plot hole...
Hitomi: You just wasted my three days of traversing the underworld and waiting in the DMV! Get her my zombie minions!
Chanters: 'Kay...
Madoka: Oh sh**! (Runs to a closet and locks herself in) I knew this was a survival horror game! Wait...
(The world around Madoka begins to alter)
Madoka: OH SH************! I just locked myself in a boss battle room didn't I? When did I last save?! (Madoka gets pulled into the TV by angel things) My progress!
(Madoka now floats absently in space as the witch Elly closes in with her minions tearing Madoka apart.)
Madoka: I don't even know how to battle! Where was the mandatory tutorial? Has this all been one long cut-scene?
Elly: You're being awfully calm about being torn apart.
Madoka: Oh... whatever...
Elly: … Freakish...
(A flash of light comes and kills Elly)
Elly: Aaaaaaa~! (splat)
(As the dust settles Madoka sees Sayaka appear from behind all the dust clouds created by the battle)
Madoka: * gaspies * I just realized something horrible!
Sayaka: Oh don't worry Madoka. It's cool. I know it'll be dangerous, but I'll be sure to be careful and-
Madoka: Homura was right! You really are the main character! NOOOOOOO!
