Dib grinned, people crowding round him to see the great Paranormal Investigator. To see the man who had discovered Big Foot, taken out a horde of vampires and proved the existence of aliens. He lorded over the people who had bullied him through Skool, his sister now hired as his secretary and forced to follow his orders. He opened his mouth to say something great before a shrill siren cut through his thoughts...

Dib blinked, opening his eyes to the familiar off-white ceiling of his bedroom. He glanced over at the window, watching rain stream down the glass. Dull banging drew nearer and Dib turned to face the door as it got kicked open.

"SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM OFF NOW!" Gaz glowered at him and Dib hastily pressed the button to mute the bleeping he'd managed to tune out. She threw one more glare his way before stalking off, leaving the door open. "Get ready for Skool or i'll leave without you." Dib groaned, rolling onto his other side and glaring at the rain splattered window.

Reality sucked.