Wendy Testaburger: all I'm saying is (Y/N) Marsh andKyle Brovfloski would have the cutest babies.
Bebe Stevens: AS IF.(Y/N) Marsh and Craig Tucker's baby's would be WAY cuter!
Heidi Turner: NO NO NO (Y/N) Marsh and Kenny McCormick!
(Y/N) Marsh: do i get any say in this?
Wendy Testaburger: I already told you (Y/N) Marsh, stop interrupting us while we decide your future!
~Bebe Stevensand Heidi Turner like this comment
Red Tucker: I don't know what you guys are talking about (Y/N) Marsh would not be cute with anybody! Kyle Brovfloski and Stan Marsh would be cute though ;)
Kyle Brovfloski: I thoroughly disagree Red Tucker
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Wendy Testaburger: As your school president I would like to remind everyone that the winter themed school dance is coming up! We have a surprise cameo appearance byMr. Hankey so make sure to attend! [admission $5]
~Heidi Tuner, Bebe Stevens, Red Tucker, and 27 others like this comment
(Y/N) Marsh: who's.Mr. Hankey?
Kyle Brovfloski: ONLY THE GREATEST PIECE OF CRAP TO EVER LIVE
Eric Cartman: He's Kyle Brovfloski's boyfriend #gay #fag
Kyle Brovfloski: Shove a pole up your ass
Mr. Hankey: HOOOOWDY HO !
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(Y/N) Marsh is Ice skating with Craig Tucker at Starks Pond
~Craig Tucker likes this
Clyde Donovan: Y'all would be the worst couple ever.
Craig Tucker: are you jealous ? Clyde Donovan
Clyde Donovan: You don't have to be jealous to see that you guys would be an ugly couple.
Tweek Tweak: but cr-craIG you saidDd you would ComeE Over - GAH - tO myy house today-y?
Craig Tucker: Mr. Mackey is going to send you guys to jelly school if you keep acting up
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(Y/N) Marsh wants to know why Butters Stotch is in her backyard
Butters Stotch: Well hi there (Y/N)! I can see you threw the window!
(Y/N) Marsh: why the fuck are you in my back yard?
Butters Stotch: Cartman told me that there is a Jew virus going around and I have to inject every Jew in town with a poison shot so the virus doesn't expand globally
~Eric Cartman and Adolf Hitler like this comment
(Y/N) Marsh: okay, lovely story. why are you in MY backyard?
Butters Stotch: well Cartman told me that you were secretly the Jew queen and I have to kill you before I kill the Jew king
(Y/N) Marsh: and all that made sense to you?
Butters Stotch: that's not the whole story, I have to kill you before Christmas or else Santa will catch the Jew virus!
(Y/N) Marsh: wow okay. Who's the Jew king?
Butters Stotch: Duh, it's Kyle Brovfloski.
Kyle Brovfloski: Out of all the nescient and prejudice things you've expressed and put down on to others, Cartman I swear this is one of the worst! How is anybody going to believe you? Your just a fucking lonely individual and will always be woeful and pitiable. Your undeniably worth less then the ruble on the bottom of my shoe.
~The Jews, (Y/N) Marsh, and 58 others like this comment
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(Y/N) Marsh thinks her Jew king should start spreading the virus faster
Kyle Brovfloski: (Y/N) Marsh this isn't a joke! Cartman was being a fat lard of ignorancey.
(Y/N) Marsh: But Keyl! We have to spread the Jew virus so everybody can get it and die!
Kyle Brovfloski: oh god you even sound like him. I'm not playing along with this.
(Y/N) Marsh: fine! I'll just get a new king!
(Y/N) Marsh is now married to Craig Tucker
Craig Tucker: I'm all for this but when did we get married?
(Y/N) Marsh: shhh. Just go with it.
Clyde Donovan: WTFCraig Tucker I can't believe you would do this to me
Kenny McCormick: if you ever get tired of Craig you know where to come ;)
Stan Marsh: NO ONE ELSE IS THIS PERVY Kenny McCormick
Kenny McCormick: what can I say? I'm one in a million.
Bebe Stevens: I support this relationship
Wendy Testaburger: (Y/N) Marsh What about Kyle!?
Heidi Turner: Or Kenny?!
(Y/N) Marsh: I would love to stay and chat but i have to go ... Curl my pigs hair for his pumpkin eating contest
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Douchebag is finally back in South Park after about a year
~Stan Marsh, Bebe Stevens, and 82928 others like this
Bebe Stevens: I sense a new ship coming on...
Wendy Testaburger: you guys thinking what I'm thinking right?
Red Tucker: YES Douchebag X Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey: HOOOOWDEY NO
Heidi Turner: leave Red Tucker
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Heidi Turner: (Y/N) Marsh and Douchebag would be the cutest couple ever!
~All The Fourth Grade Girls like this comment
Kenny McCormick: Wht happened to the rest of our ships?
~Kyle Brovfloski, Craig Tucker, and 3 others like this
Wendy Testabuger: sorry guys, the girls all agree the Douchebag and (Y/N) would be the cutest couple
(Y/N) Marsh: Whose Douchebag?
Douchebag: whose (Y/N) Marsh
(Y/N) Marsh: I'm me
Douchebag: then I'm me
Stan Marsh: (Y/N) Marsh, Douchebag moved her last year and helped us with that game I was telling you about, in a short he was recruited by the C.I.A for help. And was gone for about a year until now. And Douchebag, (Y/N) Marsh is my cousin who is really popular on Facebook for some reason, and everyone either ships her with someone else, wants to date her, or is just pervy with her.
Douchebag: oh well good to know.
(Y/N) Marsh: hey, Douchebag, are you going with anyone to the dance on Saturday
Stan Marsh: DONT DO IT (Y/N) Marsh YOULL UNLEASH HELL
Douchebag: umm no why?
(Y/N) Marsh: would you like to go with me?
Stan Marsh: Do you want people to die?(Y/N) Marsh
Douchebag: umm yah, sure
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Hell has been unleashed on Facebook
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Me: I hope you liked Pt. 2 ! Hell has officially been unleashed on Facebook so stay tuned for Pt. 3! Until then don't forget to get a picture with Mr. Hankey
Brian Boitano: and there will be a guest appearance by me!
Me: Shhhhh!
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