A/N: Dear Maybe-I-Should-Write-Something, thanks for the comment. It inspired us to use the song you suggested. I have no idea how we didn't think of it, but thank you for reminding us!!!
Disclaimer: Again, I don't own the rights. Kthnxsbyee.
Ringtone: Jizz In My Pants- The Lonely Island
PART IV:
The team had finally finished a case that was very hard on them. At Ducky's suggestion Palmer, Gibbs, McGee, Abby, Ziva, and Tony all went out to a bar to celebrate. Seeing as this was something that didn't happen often, it was very nice to have everyone out of the work envrionment into a place with a relaxed atmosphere and a drink.
For some reason or another Abby and Ziva wanted to go to Ziva's house quickly before the bar. The boys didn't mind and headed to a large booth for their first round.
Of course, Tony found a girl to flirt and dance with within seconds. This left McGee, Gibbs, Ducky and Palmer: Palmer and McGee awkwardly tried to make conversation, but ended up drinking instead while Gibbs and Ducky were very intent on one of Ducky's youthful stories. Tony began to forget that he was here with the team, as he danced with girl after girl. And bought each new girl a drink. He smiled at this, remembering that McGee was the one who was paying for all the alcohol tonight. When he had a minute alone, he walked over to the bar and ordered a new drink for himself. While waiting, a hand collided-hard-with his head.
"Stop making McGee pay for everything DiNozzo. And get back over there-Ziva and Abby are back."
As Gibbs walked away, Tony rubbed the back of his head. He downed his drink, settling the glass back on the counter. As he made his way through the crowd, he noticed their booth. He was going to joke that it was impossible for Gibbs and McGeek to get two girls that hot to sit with them, until he walked closer. And realized it was Ziva and Abby.
Tony stumbled over to the table and gawked at the women. They sure did a hell of a job cleaning up. "Hello ladies. Now, you didn't need to get all dressed up nice and pretty for me... but if you insist." He said with a devilish grin as he sat down across from Ziva.
"It wasn't for you, silly." Abby said. Ziva then shot her a quick glance and Abby said no more. They were definitely up to something. But what, he wasn't sure of.
They all sat down, sharing stories and jokes. The alcohol continued to make it's rounds, and Tony continued to oogle at almost every woman that passed by. As the night went on more alcohol was brought to the table and everyone began to feel the affects. Including Jimmy. Ducky took the role of taking him home, while Gibbs assited getting Palmer to the car. With the opportune moment, Tony moved in one motion to the girl that had been staring at him for a few minutes. With the alcohol he had already consumed, he forget his cell phone placed in clear site on the table. While he was away, Ziva brought McGee in on the plan. As much as he hated being involved in this "war" that was going on, he also enjoyed seeing Tony squirm.
Tony walked back to the table, a satisfactory smile on his face. "Got her number," he said.
Tony then sat down at the table as Ziva got up. "I am going to dance." She then leaned down, both hands on the table, making her clevage very visible. "Would you care to join me, Tony?"
Tony tried to keep his mouth closed. However, after a second he regained his composure. "Uh, yeah. Of course i'll dance with you." He then got up and followed her to the dance floor.
She grinded up against him and he could not believe what was happening. He had just danced and drank with so many other girls, but he felt something different as Ziva shook her ass in front of him. He wasn't sure exactly what it was because of, maybe the booze, but all that he knew was that he had to go sit down and get away from her.
He then left her and sat down next to McGee. Ziva followed him back to the table and said "What happened? Did I do something wrong, I thought that is how you dance here...?"
Tony went to answer her, however his phone on the table began to play a very appropriate song.
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive
Some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
He stared at it, open mouthed. It played again, and of course at that time, Gibbs returned to the table. He looked at the cell phone, Tony, and the phone once more. He took a deep breath, smacked Tony on the back of the head, and walked out of the bar.
Ziva entire demenor changed. From once being concerned, she know had a devious smile on her face, looking at him from behind the hair that fell in her face. McGee and Abby's smile grew, as laughter filled the air. Tony finally gained his composure and cleared his throat.
"Very smart David," he started "but don't think this is over."
She smirked at him and leaned forward "Oh, it definatly isn't, DiNozzo."
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