Chapter 4 - Da Copital!

Amathyst and me wear teh girlz from District 666. We both got to go becuz Amathyst is transgrinder. That means she use girl. Butt now she is a gurl.

We waited N a rome 4 are parents to cum say goodbuy. Our mom locked vary sid for some raison. She kept huggin' us and dad told us 2 when nd kill veryone. I was confuzzed since the gaems were about being Gofic, not killin' ppl.

Kane waited alone. He was uber sexoi but his parents didn't cum say bi to him for some season. I wundered why he didn't hav nyone to say bye 2. He walked by me and siad, "You biaches R ugly! I am gona kill U!" His personallity wuzn't very god but he was steel hot so it turned me on.

Then we wnet on a big, long train toi the Capital. Evangline was nice and we eight lots of gothic food like devil's food caek. A man told us we wud B going to a patry toinight. I was so excited.

The party was grate! Dey evan had a drunk so U could throu up and keep ateing everythin' thre. Amathyst drink it and ended up pucking on diz ugly ass preppy girl from District 2! I danced with Kane becuz he was hawt. He didn't say nothing to me da hohle tyme but I could tell he licked me a lot buy the way he was smelling at me.

After da pantry we went to a huge rom with a lot of cool looking foruntirure and got to meet da president of Panema! He is nammed President Fire. (Becuz Snow is lame and fire is Gothic!1) He told us we wold be drained by teh last games winners.

They are...Kateniss Everbean and Petta Mellurk!

****Enf ov Chaper 4****