Keep in mind this is an unedited version of what I wrote before fnaf 3 and 4 came out. Not all of this is still the same as it was when it was just the first and second games out.
With that said, it'd be appreciated if you don't yell in the reviews "OMG THATS NOT TRUE! [insert character here] DID SO NOT CAUSE THE BITE!1 AND [insert charrie name here] ISN'T THE FAN FAV, [insert name here] IS!"
While the almighty fan-favorite sat in the cove in silence because this is MY fanfic and he's supposed to not have a functioning voice box from '87. Take that, internet!
Anyway, he was texting on his iPhone 6 to his fans telling them to get him a McDonald's Happy Meal to throw at paparazzi.
Stupid frigging paparazzi, The famous fox thought.
Suddenly, Girl Foxy!
Foxy took one long look at his MP3 player, looked at Girl Foxy, and simply did a thumbs up, and pulled out a drum set from somewhere. Honestly, the dude has so much free-time I wouldn't be surprised if he mastered all sorts of music, or where he kept it, because this is MY STORY, it don't need to be canon.
Anyway, Foxy started to play drums, while Girl Foxy found maracas and shook them.
The rest of the animatronics, including their opposites, (Or, in GF's case, sister) stared at them. They threw a huge party, including the following:
Chica punching Chase in the face (That kinda rhymes)
Bonnie and Girl Bonnie having a non-intelligent conversation.
Freddy getting yelled at by GF, who was being taunted by Girl GF, GF's sister,
and the Foxes nearly starting a band (Let's just say Girl Foxy hadn't quite mastered the keyboard. Or anything else, for that matter.)
After awhile, everyone got extremly bored. So now we find out the names for the new animatronics aka the opposites.
Girl Freddy was found out to be Fiona.
Girl Bonnie is actually called Bonnette.
Girl Foxy's real name was Scarlet.
We all know who Chase is.
Girl Golden Freddy (Try saying that 10 times fast!) was actually Goldie Locks (SHOCKER.)
As Chica of awesomeness beat Chase to a pulp, Bonnette just stood there making a derp face. She said, " 8 plus 97 equals Doge Adventure!" Maybe she IS smart! She knows how to talk!
No, wait. Scratch that. She got the math wrong. 8+97 doesn't equal to Doge Adventure.
Eventually, GF got really mad. He destroyed them, kind of. He withered them. Everything went back to normal. Then FNAF 2 happened.
