Summary: Felicity sneaking in some morning exercises while Oliver is out for his daily jog, except this time Oliver comes home early.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own Arrow or any of the characters, they all belong to the CW & DC.
A/N: All mistakes are mine and mine alone, Microsoft Word was my beta so please forgive any and all mistakes.
Morning Exercises
"Oomph...two...oomph...two and a half...oomph…two and.."
"Felicity?"
"Aah. Frack! Oliver, you scared the living daylights out of me. I thought we had a rule about you sneaking in on me and lurking while I'm distracted."
"I didn't want to uh interrupt what you were doing."
"..."
"Sorry."
"For how long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough. What were…. are you doing?"
" Oomph. What does it...oomph...look like I'm...oomph...doing?
"Killing yourself slowly and, from what it looks like from over here, painfully?"
"It's not funny Oliver. This is all your fault."
"How is you - and honey I say this with love so please don't take it the wrong way - trying and clearly failing to do sit-ups my fault?
"Look at me. I'm fat no thanks to you. I've probably gained twenty pounds in the last five months.
"Felicity, you're not fat."
"Yes I am. You keep making these amazing meals, and desserts all day, every day, and practically force me eat them with you."
"I don't force you to…"
"Oliver. Whenever I try to tell you that I don't want to eat, mopey face comes out of hiding, and then I feel guilty because you've spent all that time in the kitchen cooking those wonderful meals and I don't have it in me to say no to you. So yes, it's your fault. Anyway, why are you back so early from your jog? I wasn't expecting you for another half hour."
"I missed my gorgeous and extremely skinny girlfriend."
"Ha. Nice try mister. Now the real reason you're back so early is?"
"I forgot my keys and phone again. And last night you mentioned you had some errands to run this morning and I didn't want to end up locked out of our home, so I cut my run short and came back a little earlier than usual."
"Well that's not happening anymore."
"Changed your mind?"
"Mmhm. I don't have the energy to moooove from this mat."
"Do you do this every day after I go out?"
"Yep."
"Why don't you come jog with me instead?"
"..."
"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm serious we should start jogging together...uh not that you need to or anything...and not that I'm insinuating that you're, you know, fat in any way."
"Oliver Queen, are you babbling?"
"Maybe just a little."
"I'm going to have to turn you down. I would never be able to keep with you. Look at me, I can't even do ten sit ups without collapsing."
"You know there are other ways we could burn calories together..."
"Hmmm...what kind of exercises do you have in mind?"
"The kind where...I do this….and this….and this…."
"Mmmmm...you're all sweaty."
"You like it when I'm sweaty."
"Mmhmm...it's amazing."
Fin
