A/N: Hello, hello! Finals are over with and being since Jesse is going to turn into a jerk next week, I thought I'd better get another one of these out. However, I think I'll keep writing them even after Groff is gone, because this has no set timeline, and the cuteness of Rachel and Jesse is addicting ;) Enjoy!
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'best of me'
'This is love and I've learned enough to know
I'm never lettin' go
no, no, no - won't let go
When you want it - when you need it
You'll always have the best of me'
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ring...ring...ring
"Hello?"
"Jesse?"
"Rachel? Why are you calling me? It's like three a.m."
"I had the dream again, Jesse!"
"Oh my god, you're not serious are you? Please god, Rach, you didn't wake me up over that dream again. This is the fourth time this week! If you weren't my girlfriend I would have smothered you with a pillow by now."
"It was just so real this time!"
"Rachel, how on earth is it realistic to think that aliens will come down and kidnap Barbra Streisand and Idina Menzel in order to destroy Broadway?"
"Well you just make it sound ridiculous, Jesse!"
"Are you serious?"
"Perhaps my dreams are a metaphor over my anxiety of glee club failing!"
"Good night, Rachel."
"No, Jesse, what if-"
click.
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[From: Jesse(: ]: Rachel, is there a reason why you have a lightning bolt drawn on your forehead? (9:58 a.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: Today is International Harry Potter Day! I'm supporting the boy wizard in his fight against Voldemort. (10:01 a.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: You do know he's a fictional character, right? (10:05 a.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: Harry Potter is one of the most influential things in my life. I even have a life size cut out of Daniel Radcliffe in my closet. (10:08 a.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: Uh, yeah, that's why people think you're crazy! (10:09 a.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: Just because I'm passionate? (10:10 a.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: No, babe, 'cause you're kind of obsessed to the point of delusion. (10:12 a.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: Oh what do you know, you Snape-ing Horcux. (10:15 a.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: Uh...what? (10:16 a.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: That's what I thought. (10:19 a.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: … *head;desk* (10:20 a.m.)
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"Jesse.. are you wearing mascara?"
"What? No, of course not."
"Yes you are. No one has lashes that full."
"Rachel, you're clearly delu-"
"I am not delusional! Do I need to pluck one out to prove my point?"
"What? No- Ow! Get off, damnit!"
"Aha! I knew it! It's Almay."
"It's just something we used to do in Vocal Adrenaline."
"Okay, you are never allowed to get angry at me calling you gay again."
"Why not!"
"You. Are. Wearing. Mascara."
"...touche."
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"I want to go back there and stomp his face in!"
"I don't think that you be in the best interest for your face, Jesse."
"Rachel! He kissed you!"
"Yes, and I think the red handprint on his face will remind him not to ever do it again."
"I want to curb stomp his ass, then I want to run him ov-"
"Jesse, could you stop freaking out? I keep thinking you're going to turn into the Incredible Hulk."
"Hulk is badass, Rach, especially when he joins the Avengers!"
"Okay, good, you've calmed down."
"Hell no, I haven't! You're mine!"
"I think that's obvious."
"What do you mean?"
"Oh my, do I have to slap you too?"
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[From: Jesse(: ]: Eclipse better than New Moon? y/n (9:08 p.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: I have never read the sad excuse for literature labeled "Twilight." (9:10 p.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: ! :O Rachel, you do not have a funny sense of humor. (9:11 p.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: That's because I'm not joking. I'm a girl, I know all about heartbreak and angst, why would I want to read about it? (9:15 p.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: What teenage girl DOESN'T want to read it and/or marry Edward? Even I want to marry him sometimes. (9:16 p.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: He's dead, Jesse. That's like necrophilia. You can't be into necrophilia on top of being an occasional gay. (9:18 p.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: You are seriously breaking my heart right now. (9:20 a.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: Does this mean you won't go to the midnight show of Eclipse? (9:30 p.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: 'Cause I kinda already have tickets. (9:35 p.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: It's three months away. (9:40 p.m.)
[From: Jesse(: ]: So? (9:41 p.m.)
[From: Rachel*]: Ugh, fine. (9:43 p.m.)
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"Hey." damn that never ending poking
"Yes?"
"Do you think I'm obnoxious?"
"Yeah, but I mean that's just common knowledge."
"Really? I don't mean to be."
"I know, it's just part of you."
"You know, you're kind of making me want to resort to physical violence."
"I never said I didn't like it."
"You do?"
"It's part of you, and I love all of you."
"Awe! I love you too."
