Arriving backstage Hunter then walks in the locker room shocked to find Shawn absolutely fine. Shawn chuckles and points over to the two sleeping boys on the floor who were in a tangled mess before he too chuckled. Walking over and sitting with Shawn, he then spoke up.
'Well at least they ain't fighting no more.'
'Ha! you wait...five...four...three...two...'
'One.'
Matt and Gregory stepped back as Shannon and Jeff awoke and pushed each other off Before getting up and shouting in unison SKITTLES. Just as they did Shannon ran out the room followed by Jeff who was close on his heels. Everyone left in the locker room burst into laughter.
'So why?'
'Matt you explain you know them better.'
'Ok fine, basically Jeff loves Shannon who loves Jeff but neither has ever said to other said person loves other said person Jeff pissed Shannon off Shannon spat in Jeff's face told him he hated him blah blah blah Jeff fucked his life up and now changed to try get Shannon back Shannon don't wanna forgive him blah blah blah you gave them candy blah blah blah by the end of the night they will have made up.'
'How the hell do you know that?'
'OMG listen, Jeff LOVES Shannon, Shannon LOVES Jeff they have done since as long as they have been friends EVERYONE knows it so yeah they are best friends they always make up. And another reason Jeff ALWAYS gets what he wants. Which is Shannon obviously.'
'But we are talking about guys who hate each other...'
'Oh my fucking god. Right what part of THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS don't you bastards get? Shannon and Jeff can't hate each other in order to hate one another they would have to hate themselves they are WAY to similar to hate one another and that is why they LOVE each other.'
'Wrong.'
Matt turns to see Gregory shaking his head.
'What do you mean wrong?'
'Jeff and Shannon don't love each other because they are the same.'
'Oh yeah...well how would you know.'
'Err WCW duh, me Shannon tag team? Look Shan told me why mister Einstein so shut up and listen.'
'Do tell.'
'Shannon and Jeff love each other because they understand one another. How many times have you not understood a damn thing about Jeff?'
'Hundreds.'
'Right and most people don't understand Shannon. It's not the being the same as one another it's the understanding of exactly what the other is feeling. Take when you first had Shannon round yours, you broke his ribs and Jeff was nowhere to be found and without so much as a whimper Jeff had Shannon in his arms and on his bed in two seconds.'
'True.'
'Or how about when Jeff fell off his bike and we were with Shannon he screwed up his eyes and ran only to return with a hurt Jeff.'
'Creepy but True.'
'Or how about that time Shan got beat up and Jeff ran all the way from your house to the school and into the locker room to find him, or the time when Jeff was thinking about taking to many pills and Shannon got on the next flight and left WCW for four days to see Jeff was ok and didn't return untill he was? Don't you get it? It's like they know each other in and out so much they know what the other is feeling. How many times has Jeff lied to your face about something and two seconds later Shannon has walked over to him told him he was lying and demanded to know the truth? They love each other because they are one. There is no Shannon without Jeff and there is no Jeff without Shannon that is why.'
Everyone in the room in unison uttered 'oh.' Before being disturbed by a shout from across the arena.
'JEFFY!'
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