Remote

By: Shio - Bliss Co.

Shio: Here's chapter four!

Bliss: Yep, yep. We wrote this during Spring Break!

Shio: Alright, disclaimer, We do not own Naruto or any of the characters, we do not own the song Itachi is writing, since it's a real song, but it is our wording!

Bliss: Great!

Shio: So please, Read and Review!


Thwack Bang Slam

Itachi rolled over.

ThunkThunkThunkThunk SLAM

Itachi opened his eyes and sat up, the headphones fell from his ears. He rubbed his eyes and looked around the dark room. Seemed Sasuke had turned off the light. He stood up on the cold floor and looked around on the floor. Where was Hidan and Sasuke? He craned his neck a little to see over the end of the bed.

He shook his head. Hidan was passed out spread eagle on the floor with Sasuke using Hidan's right arm as a pillow. Wait...was Hidan...? You know what? Never mind. That was something Itachi just didn't want to know.

Thump

Itachi descended the stairs. Did that just come from downstairs? He walked silently down the hallway and stood at the top of the stairs, looking down into the darkness of the foyer. A light glow and a couple of whispers produced from the foyer.

Itachi's heartbeat quickened some. He quickly but quietly stepped down the stairs.

Click

Itachi flinched as the outline of two people came into view. He reached out to the left of him, trying to find something to use as a weapon. His hands ran over the smooth texture of an oil lamp. He wrapped his hand around the handle of the lamp and brought it close to him.

More whispers produced from the two shadows, then a third came into view. The two shadows gasped.

"Shit! I didn't know that another guy was here!"

Itachi blinked. They didn't know the third one? Itachi took a step towards them and they became more clear.

The third form moved towards the other two and put his hands across his chest. "What are you doing?"

"Get out of here, dammit!" One of the forms tugged on the other one and they both turned towards the door before the third person tried to grab at their shirts.

The figures froze. "What the hell?" They both sad in union.

The third figure froze. "Oh shit." A male voice.

One of the first two figures spoke. "Did your hands just go through us?"

Itachi took another step forward and held the lamp over his head. Go...through them? He pulled the lamp a little further behind his head. He looked between the two figures and threw his arm out, letting go of the lamp.

A loud crash could be heard and then a couple more swears.

The figures turned on the oil lamp they were holding, and light flooded the room.

Itachi quickly glanced between the two figures in front of him. The two figures were dressed in full black, only there eyes could be seen. Robbers. They stared wide eyed between him and the other figure. Itachi looked at the other male figure and his eyes slightly widened. "Ki...same?"

Kisame looked at Itachi. "How do you know my name?"

Itachi stepped slowly behind Kisame. Tall creepy people make great human shields. "How the hell did you get into my house?"

One of the robbers set the lamp on the ground and grabbed a bat, resting on his back. He lifted it up and swung it straight at Itachi, who wasn't fully behind Kisame yet.

Kisame swore, took a step in front of Itachi and held out his hand, staring at the bat intently. The bat smacked his hand and Kisame closed his grip around it. He tugged the bat from the robbers grip and tossed it to the ground.

Itachi sucked in his breath and jumped for the bat. "Don't throw it! Use it!" He fell down to his side and tossed the bat to Kisame.

Before Kisame could protest, Itachi threw the bat at him. Kisame produced a small yelping sound and reached for the bat, only for it to go threw him and land on the ground at the escaping robbers feet.

Kisame looked at the open door and sighed. "Damn it." He stared at the ground, where moon light leaked in. A soft wind blew in and blew out the oil lamp. "DAMN IT!" Kisame swore again. He stalked to the door and slammed it shut, making Itachi jump.

Itachi crawled slowly to the lamp by the doorway, feeling his way through the dark to it. "How did...how did that bat go..." He felt the lamp and turned it back on, looking around the room desperately for Kisame.

He wasn't there.

"Shit. I didn't even hear him leave." Itachi stood up and set the lamp on a small table by the front door. He stared at the other oil lamp on the ground and picked that up. "Where did he go...?" He asked himself. He sighed, giving up on the topic. Next time he saw him, he was going to ask how the hell he got into his house, how the hell that bat went through him, and...well so many questions.

Itachi strode over to the stairs and set the lamp down on the table as he walked up the stairs.

"Hey, Itachi. What was all that noise?"

Itachi looked up to the top of the stairs. "Nothing, Hidan."

Hidan yawned. "What time is it?"

Itachi shrugged. "Dunno, my mom has the clock. She wakes us up in the morning." He reached out his hand and touched Hidan's shoulder. He pushed him out of the way and walked past him, towards his room. "Is Sasuke still asleep?"

Hidan nodded and followed after Itachi. "Yeah, it took me forever to get him off my fucking arm, though."

Itachi 'tsked' and walked up to his bedroom. "Sush, I don't want him to wake up."

Hidan stopped at the stairs and stretched. "I'm stealing Sasuke's bed." He yawned again and slowly trudged to Sasuke's bed.


"Go horsey go!! GOOOOOOOO!!"

"I'm running! I'm running!"

"Hidan? How'd you get in our house?"

Itachi blinked open his eyes. Oy, another loud morning. He sat up and rubbed sleep from his eyes.

"Oh, hello Mrs. Uchiha. Well you see, Itachi let me in through the window. He just couldn't resist my sexiness--"

Itachi stepped into the kitchen. "He invited himself in." He glared at Hidan, who held Sasuke on his shoulders. "I don't think your sexy."

Hidan grinned. "What, you think that tall man is sexy?" He laughed to himself. "He isn't as sexy as me, though."

Itachi put his hand over his eyes. How embarrassing. "Hidan, shut it and put Sasuke down before he falls."

"I'm not going to fall, nii-san!" Sasuke lifted his hands from Hidan's neck. "See?" He smiled and replaced them.

Itachi shrugged and sat down at the table, where his mother put toast out for him. "Not my fault when you fall, crack your skull, and get staples."

Sasuke's eyes widened and he reached for his head. "Sta...ples?"

Hidan shook his head and walked out of the kitchen. "Don't listen to him, he doesn't know anything."


"Hey Itachi! What'd you get on the test?" Kakuzu asked holding up his own.

Itachi looked up from the first period homework they were able to do because they finished class early, on his desk. "Ninety-something."

Kakuzu winced. "Damn, I only got a Eighty-two. Hey Hidan--"

"Twenty-two!" He screeched from the other side of the room.

Kakuzu shook his head. "It amazes me how he's in our grade."

"Species." Itachi corrected, shoving the work into his binder.

"I heard that!" Hidan shot up from his seat at his desk and glared at both Itachi and Kakuzu.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "Have anything to do after school today?"

Kakuzu shrugged. "Just to help my father, but--"

"Great. Come to the library with me." He demanded. "I'll get Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan to come along, too."

Kakuzu stared at him. "Why are we going to the library, now?"

Itachi stood up and grabbed his stuff as the bell rang. "I need to research someone is all." He turned away from Kakuzu and walked out the door and into the hall. 'Yeah...' He thought, staring at the ground. 'Kisame. At least it's an unusual name.'

"Yo! Itachi!"

Itachi pulled himself from his thoughts and looked up to Sasori and Deidara, who was clinging to Sasori's arm. "Hey, look at that, the two of you together?"

Sasori stopped, grabbed Itachi's arm, and swung him around to the side, which caused Deidara to hop over and hit the wall next to Itachi.

"Fuck you." Sasori snapped.

Deidara smiled. "What, danna? What's wrong with it, un?"

Itachi snickered. "Someones just a bit defensive." He looked at Deidara. "You're in the yearbook club right?"

Deidara nodded. "Un. Why?"

Itachi held out his hand. "Camera."

Deidara stared at him in confusion and reached into his pocket, pulling out a camera.

Itachi snatched the camera and shoved it into his pocket, then walked away. He stopped and lifted up his hand. "Meet me at the library, both of you."

Sasori snorted. "Fine."

Deidara clung back onto Sasori's arm. "Why did he just take my camera, un?"

Sasori shook his head and the late bell rang. "I don't know, Dei. Now come on, we're late to class."


"Here Sasuke! Set that there."

Sasuke nodded and set some flower seeds in a small hole, then covered it in soil. "Okay mother!"

Mikoto laughed and whipped some dirt from his cheek. "Your father would be mad to see you planting a garden."

Sasuke laughed and continued planting flower seeds.

Sakura and Naruto sat down on the driveway, watching Sasuke and his mother in the small garden they were making. They sighed. How...boring to not be able to help.

Sakura watched as Mikoto ordered Kisame to pick up bags of malch across the street and bring them to her. "Why can't we help?"

Naruto shrugged. "Nii-san said so..."

They both sighed stimutationaly and continued watching Kisame trug back towards Mikoto, his head down and scrunched up like he was in pain. Sasuke ran past him with a plastic bucket full of mulch.

Kisame set the bags down and sighed with relief. He waved his hand in Mikoto's direction and she nodded. He walked over to Sakura and Naruto. "Time to go."

Sakura and Naruto stood up. "Alright."

Kisame looked at them and picked them both up by their ankles and held them upside down. "Stop looking so down! Cheer up!"

Sakura yelped and held her dress down. "Uwaaaa! Put me down nii-san!"

Naruto squealed and waved his hands around. "WHHEEEEE!!"

Kisame chuckled and set them gently on the ground. "How about you two stay here? I'll go...do something else." He said walking off to the other side of the house.


"I hate this place...it's...book filled! Books mean learning...which means--mffmmhh mfffhfmh...mmm..."

Kakuzu kept his hand in place over Hidan's mouth. "Shut it." He whispered. "We're in a library, I don't feel like being kicked out like all the other times we had to be in here."

Hidan clawed at Kakuzu's hand, his face turning blue. Kakuzu removed his hand and Hidan gasped for air. "You fucking bastard..." He whispered in between gasps.

Itachi glared at both of them from the computer chair he sat at. "Both of you just shut up." He whispered. "Now Hidan, go get me the pictures I printed out." He said, clicking the mouse a couple of times.

Hidan growled and stood up. "Yesh, master..." He said deeply, rolling his eyes and walking away.

Sasori tapped his fingers on a wooden chair. "So...why are we here?"

Deidara nodded, sitting in the chair next to Sasori. "Yeah, un. Why are we here?"

Kakuzu watched Itachi's computer screen. "So, what are you looking up?"

Itachi began tapping on the keyboard. "Things."

Sasori sighed. "Unappreciated." He stood up and walked way from the group. "Let's go Dei."

Deidara jumped up. "But he's got my camera. u--"

Itachi threw the camera at Deidara's head. "Take it, I don't need it anymore."

Deidara caught the camera. "Un! Coming danna!"

Sasori scoffed. "Hn."

Hidan came running back, holding a couple of papers in his hand. "Hey, isn't this the girl from our French class?"

Itachi glared at him. "Shush."

Kakuzu chuckled. "Ahh, have our eyes on a lady?" He nudged Itachi in the back.

Itachi looked back at the computer. "Hush, both of you."

Hidan dropped the papers in Itachi's lap and walked to Kakuzu. "Well, whatever. Be a stalker." He patted his chest. "Make me proud."

Itachi shook his head, keeping his eyes on the computer screen. "I'm not a stalker, you stalker."

Hidan sat down in Kakuzu's lap and began reading subtitles on the television. "Hey, only because I--"

"Don't wanna know." Kakuzu interrupted.

Hidan snorted. "What? It's not that bad." He smiled. "Ohhh, is that a gun or is someone happy to see me?"

Kakuzu pushed Hidan off of him. "You're such a bastard."

Hidan stared at the television, with a small worryed look. "Hey look," He said pointing at the television screen. "Two missing children. How sad."

Itachi turned his head and began to read the subtitles on the news channel. "Two weeks ago two children have been missing. Naruto and Sakura Haruno...Last time they were seen was at a festival..." He stared wide eyed at the picture of two children with huge carefree grins on their faces. One with blonde spiky hair and blue eyes, the other with short pink hair and emerald eyes. He muttered something and began typing on the computer again.

Hidan stood up off the ground. "Aren't those..."

Kakuzu stood up with Hidan and looked at Itachi. "Yeah, aren't those..."

Itachi grabbed the papers in his lap and stood up, the chair falling over. "Alright, come on guys." He started out of the library.

Hidan and Kakuzu looked at each other, shrugged and followed after their friend.


Itachi arrived at his house. He looked around his yard and spotted his Mother and Sasuke in the garden plus Sakura and Naruto running around the yard, squealing and laughing. It was definitely them, the children on the news. He continued to look around. "Where is..." Out of the corner of his eye he saw a blue blur. He turned his head towards the direction. "There..." He muttered and began walking towards Kisame, who was leaning against the side of the house, out of his mother's vision but still able to see Sakura and Naruto.

Itachi pointed his finger at Kisame so it was in between his eyes. "Did you kidnap Naruto and Sakura?" he said bluntly. "And how the hell did you go through that bat?"

Kisame blinked and his eyes went crossed. "What? Uhm, well..." He put a hand out. "Technically no..." He put his hand on his other one." But in a way yeah..." He paused for a second. "Well, it was Sakura's fault really..." He shook his head. "That bat thing? I guess it's a talent."

Itachi stared at him wide eyed. "What? You just committed a crime and confessed to it, with no second thought."

Kisame shrugged. "Well, no one else can see me...and what does it matter? Nothing'll happen." He pointed at Itachi. "You're insane."

Itachi blinked. "What? Insane? Am not."

Kisame nodded and waved his hands around his head. "I'm an illuuuusioooonn..." He turned around and walked away still waving his hands. "Insaaaannneeee..."

Itachi stared in awe as he walked away. "What...the hell."

"He sure is a hunk."

Itachi rested his head in his hands and walked away from Hidan. "Shut up..."

"I wouldn't mind those arms around me at night..." Hidan sighed wrapping his arms around himself.


Kisame sat in the grass, shadowed by the darkness of night. Sakura and Naruto sat in front of him, cross-legged.

Kisame pointed to the attic window. "Remember him?"

"The house?" Naruto asked.

"No, the guy who lives behind the window." Kisame rubbed the bridge of his nose.

"Oh!" Sakura exclaimed her hand raised in the air. "You mean Sasuke's big brother?"

Kisame nodded. "He's been a bit on the curious side. So don't tell him about...what happened. Alright? Nothing. You can't."

"Something happened?" Naruto asked confused.

Sakura pushed him over. "You idiot! He means the fire! The accident!"

Naruto sat up again. "Oh..." His voice went small. "Oh...okay."

Kisame held out his hand and spit into it. "Spit promise, Naruto." He held out a pinky with his other hand. "Pinky promise, Sakura."

Sakura's pinky intertwined with Kisame's and Naruto spit into his hand and slammed it onto Kisame's.

They all laughed and Naruto suddenly disappeared.

"Naruto..." Kisame groaned.


Itachi posted the pictures up on his mirror. Pictures of his crush, the girl on his bus and in his French class. Actually, the only reason he joined French was because of her...and Hidan was a way to get an easy A through it. He's a frickin genius in that subject.

Alright, maybe Hidan was right. He was kind of like a stalker.

Itachi sighed and sat contently on his bed. He closed his eyes. So many questions ran through his mind about Kisame and the little brats. He rested his head in his hands and groaned, fell backwards and hit his head against the wall.

"Ow..." He muttered and opened his eyes. Now he had a headache. He sat up and rubbed his temples. At least tomorrow was Saturday, he could sleep in and not worry about school.


Itachi woke up to the smell of bacon, eggs, and maybe...pancakes...waffles even. He opened his eyes and sat up, rubbing the sleep from them. He removed his hands from his eyes and sighed. "What're you guys doing in my room, especially when I was asleep."

Hidan sat at the end of his bed, eating bacon, eggs and waffles and staring intently at Itachi. Sasori sat on his dresser playing his PSP and Deidara sat on his desk, also eating.

"You were a beautiful angel, we couldn't resist." Sasori said sarcastically rolling his eyes.

Deidara shoveled the rest of the food on his plate down. "Your mom let us in."

Hidan continued to stare.

Itachi glared at him. "Yes?"

"I love you."

Itachi rolled his eyes and jumped out of his bed. "Good for you." He said throwing a Three Days Grace shirt on him and pulling on some faded jeans. He motioned to Sasori who tossed his hairbrush to him. He pulled his hair out of the ponytail and began brushing it.

"Nii-san!"

Itachi put his hair into a ponytail and tightened it. "What Sasuke?" He said tossing the brush onto his bed.

Sasuke came dashing up the stairs. "Can I hang out with you guys today? Neji's gone for the weekend!"

Itachi pushed passed Sasuke and walked down the stairs. "No."

Deidara pointed at the stairs. "Shouldn't we follow him?"

Sasori moaned and turned off his PSP. "Fine." He slid off Itachi's dresser and jumped down the steps with Deidara and Hidan behind him.


Itachi entered the kitchen and sat down at the table where his mother put a plate for him.

"Good morning, sweetie!" His mother sang, cleaning a couple of plates in the sink.

Itachi glanced at her for a second. "Hn." He looked back down to his food, then did a double take. "Why is Kisame in our house...?"

Kisame glared down at him from the sink and Mikoto smiled. "Oh, he's just helping around the house since your father's gone! Aren't neighbors great to have around?"

Itachi pushed his plate away from him and stood up. "Neighbors. Yeah. Well, me and everyone are going to the park, so see ya." He walked out of the kitchen.

Hidan came running in and pointed to Kisame. "I love you." And he ran out.

Kisame and Mikoto stared as he left. "Was he dropped on his head as a baby?" Mikoto asked.

Kisame shook his head. "Most likely."


Sasori waved his hand in Itachi's direction. "Me and Dei--"

"Dei and I." Hidan corrected.

Sasori glared at him. "Me and Dei need to head home. We'll see you tonight for the manly get together."

"You mean the sleepover?" Hidan asked jumping up and down.

Itachi looked at him. "Where...do you get the energy...?"

Sasori began walking off. "The manly get together!"

Deidara looked between Sasori and Itachi. "See you 'tachi, Hidan!" He ran off after Sasori.

Itachi watched as Sasori and Deidara were about to leave the driveway. They suddenly jumped back and fell on their asses in a yelp.

Three screaming people came running down the sidewalk, they looked like a couple of people from school... Once they were out of view, four pitbulls ran after them barking, with Kakuzu behind them laughing manically.

"Go, Shinsei, go!" He screamed and the dog leading the small mob quickened her pace.

Kakuzu looked at them and stopped. He saluted everyone, then ran off again.

"That was...random..." Hidan said as Sasori and Deidara got up and ran away for their dear lives.

Hidan looked down at Itachi. "So are we really going to the park, is there even a park around here?"

Itachi shook his head. "It was a way to excuse myself from not eating." He turned around and walked back inside. "Come on."

Hidan followed him. "Well, what's there to do in your house?"

Itachi looked back at him and stood in the foyer. "Sleep, pry for information, I prefer the latter myself..."

Hidan shut the door behind him. "Who are we prying from?"

Itachi walked into the kitchen. "Your hunk."

Hidan shot his hands into the air. "Yahoo!"

Itachi rolled his eyes. He looked around the kitchen. Where did they go...

Hidan rolled into the kitchen. "James Bond!" He held out a squirt gun and rolled around the floor again. "Dun dun duuuu!"

Itachi stared at him as he rolled around. "What are you doing?"

Hidan looked up at Itachi. "Shush, I'm being a secret agent."

Mikoto walked in through the kitchen door leading to the backyard, wearing what looked like his father's polo shirt and faded jeans. "Hey Itachi, mind helping me and Kisame in the garden outside? Hidan you come, too." She turned around and walked back outside leaving the door open.

Hidan shoved the water gun into his pocket. "Awww...she saw me..." He stood up. "Coming Mommy!" He said skipping off through the door.

"Hidan...I'm not your mother."

Itachi sighed and followed Hidan out the door. He really didn't want to work in the garden, that was for... "Girls, I guess..." He mumbled and turned back around, walking inside. "Yeah, screw that."

"Itachiiii!" His mother called.

Itachi growled. "Yes, mother?" He asked in monotone.

"Watch your brother and Hidan, would you?" She walked in through the door rubbing her dirt covered hands on a towel.

Sasuke came running in after their mother. "But Mom! I want to go with you!"

Mikoto turned to him. "No Sasuke."

"But...but...but..."

Mikoto smiled and ruffled his dark spiked hair. "Alright, come on." She began skipping away, happily with Sasuke walking behind her.

Itachi watched them skip away and he sighed. "Oh wow..." He muttered and walked out the door and into the backyard.

"Mine!"

"Hidan...let go of it."

"Never!" Hidan hissed holding onto a small potted plant.

Itachi sighed and walked next to Kisame. "Hidan. Just put it down."

Hidan looked at Itachi and hissed. "No..."

Itachi kneeled down and clicked his tongue. Hidan immediately set down the sampling and pouted.

Kisame stared at Itachi. "How'd you do that?"

Itachi shrugged and smirked. "You just gotta know his flaws."


"Alright, Sasuke. We're looking for potting soil, mulch, and some flower seeds." Mikoto smiled pushing a cart through Home Depot.

Sasuke nodded. " 'Right!"

"Hey, Miss, you need any help finding anythin'?"

Mikoto looked up to the worker in the orange apron walking towards her, holding a price scanner in his hand.

Mikoto smiled. "Yes. Where is the gardening center?"

The man pointed his finger behind Mikoto. "Did it hurt?"

Mikoto shook her head. "No, I'm fine. Well, thank you!" She sang and pushed the cart of to the gardening center.

The man walked after her. "Wait, wait. Are you a beaver?"

Mikoto stared at him in confusion. "Beaver's are cute...Sure! I'll be a beaver!"

The man smirked. "Great, 'cause DAAAAAA--" He cut off when his eyes fell on Sasuke. "Aaaa, they make dams." He nodded, trying to back up his second failure of a pick up line.

Mikoto started walking away, with Sasuke right behind her. "That's nice."


Hidan snorted and held out a packet of purple morning glory's and white roses to Kisame. "No, we are planting these."

Kisame shook his head and pointed to the Iris and Tulip packets laying in the dirt. "No, those."

"These." Hidan growled.

"Those."

Itachi held his head. "Just plant them all." He watched Sakura and Naruto, who just recently joined them, run around the yard.

Kisame and Hidan looked at one another and growled. "Fine..." They muttered.

Itachi sighed and sat down on the concrete sidewalk. "Jeez, I don't know if I'm watching teenagers or toddlers."

Hidan glared at Itachi as he dumped the entire packet of white roses into a huge hole. "I am not a toddler!"

Kisame snatched the packet from Hidan. "You moron!" He dropped the packet quickly. "You're not supposed to dump the whole packet into one hole!"

Hidan stuck out his tongue and held his open hand to his nose. "Nah, nah."

Itachi fell back onto the concrete gently. "Point taken." He stared at the somewhat cloudy sky. "We need to leave soon Hidan, Sasori invited us to his house, remember?"

Kisame chuckled, which made Itachi slightly jump. "A...a sleepover?"

Hidan brushed dirt off of his torn jeans. "No! A manly get together!"

Itachi reached his hand up at one of the clouds. "No more like a sleepover...I don't know why everyone keeps calling it..."

"NIIIIIIIII-SAAAANNNNNNNN!!" Sasuke screamed and ran full speed at Itachi. "We're back!" He jumped onto Itachi, in a sort of football tackle.

Itachi gasped for his newly lost breath. "Holy...Sasuke get off!"

Sasuke frowned. "What? Why? Come on, let's play football, or something fun!"

Kisame suddenly hovered over Itachi. He reached down and picked up Sasuke and walked back to the patch of dirt or the soon to be garden. "Help us, brat. Stop torturing your brother."

Sasuke squirmed. "Wow! You're strong!" He gasped as Kisame set him down in the dirt. "I wish nii-san was that strong, but he's all skin and bone."

Itachi sat up, glaring at Sasuke, his face slightly flushed. Kisame chuckled and looked behind him, at Sakura and Naruto. "Hey, come on! Time to go!"

Naruto and Sakura looked up from the ant hill they were staring at to Kisame. "Awww..." Why nii-san?" Sakura asked stridding over to him.

Kisame picked her up and set her on one of his shoulders. "Because," He answered as he was beckoning Naruto over.

"Because is not an answer." Sakura said while holding a hand in front of Kisame's face.

Itachi stood up. "Alright Hidan, let's go." He waved his hand in Kisame's general direction as he walked around the house to the front yard. "See ya."

Hidan ran after Itachi. "Hey! Wait!" He called after him frantically.

Itachi rolled his eyes and continued walking. "Just hurry up, bastard."

Hidan ran past Itachi. "Haha! Now it is I who is winning!"

Itachi watched his white haired friend as he turned onto the sidewalk towards Sasori's house and ran as fast as his legs could take the fellow. "Moron..." Itachi muttered and followed after him.


A grey van sat a couple of blocks from the Uchiha's house. As the night grew darker, and darker, the van became more hidden. Once night fell completely, the back door to the van opened and three figures jumped out into the darkness, wearing all black and holding black beanie hats in their hands.

"Are you sure there was some one else in the house?" One of them with chin length grey hair asked.

Another one with short orange hair nodded. "Affirmative. We thought that once that man left, there would be no one to worry about, until his son came."

The third one rolled their eyes. "But now..." The male voice added. "Since the son left the house, it's safe." The male brushed black locks from his face.

The grey haired man bit his lip. "Alright. Kidomaru, you go in first."

The man with black hair pulled his hat over his head. "Yes, Sakon sir."

Sakon looked at the man with short orange hair who was pulling his own hat over his head. "Jirobo. Go in after Kidomaru says it's clear. We need to get those bodies before they're discovered." He snorted and pulled his hat over his head. "Dammit, Kisame. If only you obeyed us none of this would've happened."

Kidomaru grabbed a couple of baseball bat from the back of the van. He tossed one to Jirobo and kept from for himself. "Such a loss..." He tisked and shook his head. "Such a loss..." He muttered again as he walked down the sidewalk to the Uchiha's house.


Itachi looked around Sasori's room. "Yes of course this is such a manly get together..." He said sarcastically as he continued to scan over Sasori's collection of colorful toys.

Sasori growled. "Oh shut it, Uchiha."

Itachi shook his head and pulled out a pad and a pencil. "Just give me a second..."

I cant be home tonight, I'll make it back its all right

No one could ever love me half as good as you

Itachi shut the pad and shoved it into his hoodie pocket. "Done." He said.


Shio: And that my readers...is chapter four! Only four more chapters until we're done!

Bliss: (asleep on the floor)

Shio: (Stares at Bliss) Well, you see...she was asleep when I finished this chapter. (sighs and shakes head) So, sorry we haven't updates in forever. I've been procrastinating! Well, R&R Read and Review!