Disclaimer – I don't own Total Drama or Alice in Wonderland in any way. If I did, then that would be AWESOME but I don't so nyah.
Authors Note – Yep, this is the part where I cross into the Through the Looking Glass series. The Jabberwock (yes, his name is Jabberwock. The poem is called Jabberwocky. Also, I hate the Tim Burton film.) is mentioned when Courtney goes through Tulgey Woods.
Chapter 4 – Who Am I? WHO ARE YOU!
Courtney was basically trying to put the pieces together now. She followed a rabbit down a giant hole, which lead to an extraordinary world, and she met other creatures in her travels. But the creature standing in front of her was the worst yet.
"Who are you?" asked the Caterpillar, in such a lazy mood he hardly bothered to stir. Lackadaisical and lassiez faire was the little fella's attitude.
The Caterpillar was the largest insect she had ever laid eyes on (however, he was rather short for a caterpillar's height). He had dark, brown hair, an unforgiving frown, and was smoking an orange pipe. Each time he talked, a little puff of smoke came out of his mouth.
Noah turned towards Courtney angrily, and repeated himself. "Who are you?"
"Well, I hardly know the least, sir." Courtney explained. "You see, I've been so many-"
"I don't see." Noah cut her off as smoke shaped like the letter C drifted out of his mouth.
"Well, that's because I wasn't finished talking!" Courtney huffed angrily. "Please, do stop sucking that thing. It'll make you-"
"It's a Bookah." He cut her off once again. "Does no harm."
Courtney chose to get back to the conversation. "If you'd please, sir, I'm hopelessly lost. I don't remember things that I used to."
"And why is that?" he calmly asked.
"Well, I've changed my size so many times today." She explained. "It's all very confusing."
"It isn't!" He said.
"Well, maybe not for you, but you don't know what it's like. When you turn into a chrysalis – you will some day, you know, and then after that into a butterfly. Won't you feel a little queer?"
"Not a bit!" He huffed. Courtney was now very tired of getting small remarks.
"Recite."
"Excuse me?"
"RECITE!" He glared angrily at her.
Courtney cleared her throat, and began. "'Twas not the-"
"No, no! All wrong!" He shouted. "Nothing was right! Nothing at all!"
"Well, that's because you didn't let me finish!" she shouted, before stomping off.
When Noah realised where she was going, she shouted "Wait, dear girl! I have something very important to tell you!"
Courtney stopped in her tracks. "Well?" But by then, Noah had gone back to calmly smoking his 'bookah'.
"Keep your temper." He said quietly. Courtney had now had enough of it.
"Is that all?" she shouted.
"No. Exactically what is your problem?"
"It's exactic- excactic- it's exactly this! I've changed my size so many times, but I would like to be a little larger. Three inches is such a wretched height to be."
Noah then became furious. He turned dark red, and shouted. "I am exactically three inches high, and it's a very good height indeed!"
At this point, he smoked his pipe so furiously that a cloud of smoke appeared around him.
"But I'm not used to it!" she shouted. Courtney cleared the smoke around him, and was very startled to see that all that was left of him was his skin and his pipe.
She looked up and saw a giant butterfly gently gliding in the sky.
"By the way," the butterfly said. "The first side makes you larger, and the other side makes you shorter!"
"The sides of what?" Courtney asked.
"THE MUSHROOM OF COURSE!"
He fluttered away, and Courtney took a piece out of each side. Eating one, she saw she had grown even shorter, so she tried the other. She ate it, and grew large. Now she could see where she was.
Unfortunately, she didn't like the look of things. The forest was dark and gloomy. Trees surrounded everywhere. On the trees, signs were placed, reading "Beware of the Jabberwock!" In the distance, she could hear a pleasant song being sung.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves,
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All the mimsy, were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
She wanted to get out of this place quickly, so she made haste. She finally came upon the house that was much bigger than she imagined. She reached to knock on the door, when two footmen dressed in livery ran to the door.
Next chapter, we get to meet my favourite Disney character, the Cheshire Cat. Love that cat so much! Until next time, adios!
Next Up: More pepper! Achoo!
