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And on a vote of… EVERYONE to no one Tala and Bryan are now perverts!

My apologies for not writing in…forever, is some issues that needed taking care of came up and this story was put on hold. It is back for now.

Be warned, my dirty mind has matured a little.

"So Tala tell me again how you got here an hour after we received word that Kenny and Diachi are to go back, when the drive here takes 2 hours?"

"Long story"

"I've got time"

"Uhh…well….ya see….um ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE!!"

"Yes"

"Kai! You need to be nicer! Like Rei!"

"It's Kitty" Kai if I didn't love you so much I would STRANGGLE YOU! "Or anything feline related" Scratch that, if Tala and Bryan find out about the dares we're all going to die.

"Kai!"

"Yeah Kitty?"

"Tala and Bryan don't know about the dares…." I whispered, he was immediately struck with realisation.

"So Kitten tell me why we have to use nicknames?" (Bryan)

"Because that's what he prefers to be called" (kai)

"The twitching says otherwise" Tala was smirking and flicking a finger toward me, damn he knows we know something.

"Hey Tala, hey Bryan!" (Max) "Did Kai or Rei tell you about the Truth or dare thing yet?"

"No, Please enlighten us…" Tala get that look off your face. Shit now I'm really scared.

"Oh, well to make the holiday more interesting we decided to have an ongoing round of truth or dare, so anybody can be dared and then it's their turn to dare someone. Hey could you guys answer the truth questions we already asked then?"

The smiles on their faces could not get any eviler if they did, spontaneous evil combustion would become a threat to society.

"Sure"

"Where'd you guys grow up?"

"Russia same as Kai"

"Have either of you guys been kissed before? And details"

"Yes"

"And?"

"And What?"

"Who?"

Tala leaned against Bryan and Bryan pulled him into a passionate kiss, while the rest of the lounge sat in shock…..for like five minutes are these guys done YET?

"Well that answers the last question"

"What was it?"

"Are you gay?"

"Okay so what did you guys answer?" The return of the evil smirk.

"We're all gay and no one's been kissed but Kitty."

"Well I figured Kai and Rei would be gay but I wasn't expecting the rest of you" (Bryan) ….what?

"Why would you think we were gay?" (Kai)

"You and Tala are the only males with female bitbeasts and Rei's hair is too long"

"You have a point" (Tala)

"I like my hair"

"He didn't mean it didn't look good he meant it's longer than a normal guy would have."

"Wait. Why are we calling him kitten?"

"Tyson dared everyone to refer to Rei by only something feline related."

"Who's turn is it?"

"Mine!" Oh crap Tyson has joined the party. "Bryan what's something awesome you've done but never told anybody about?"

"That's a long list, well…."

"He was training once in the abbey and his opponent's blade let's say "liberated" his clothing"

"TALA!" Spontaneous evil combustion right about…..NOW!...damn.

"What you weren't answering"

"How the crap did you find out?"

"I thought you'd look sexy without those clothes, they cover up way too much"

"You were the stupid punk in the cloak!?!"

"Duh!"

Bryan muttered a lot of things in Russian and by the look on tala's face I think it was a threat, aaaand yep Kai's smirk is wider than usual it's a threat.

"Man, why does everyone keep speaking gibberish! Use English or Japanese, like normal people!"

"Tyson, you are going to regret that…." He's doomed himself

"Why?" Could he really be that dense?

Bryan smirked and I put my head in my hands "It's my turn to dare…"

The look on Tyson's face said it all, he was deeply regretting speaking out against three potentially lethal Russians.

"Tyson…"

Audibly gulping Tyson nodded. I couldn't help but laugh at the situation.

"Something funny kitty cat?"

.crapcrapcrapcrap "Uhh…I'm going to go start on lunch….." quickly trying to escape the room.

"Oh no you don't, kitty cat" Bryan said advancing on me. My incredibly impressive intuition says this is not going to end well…

"I dare you to-"

"Not so fast!" Did I say that? "I don't know if you've noticed but there are combination locks on all the food storage areas, and I'm the only one who can cook!"

"ahem" (kai) I know I know, but I'm trying to save my ass here!

"Nice try Kitten…" Twitch "But your going to tell me what that combination is"

"Not likely" He will never get me to talk!

"But I'm daring you to" He really needs to get that smirk of his face! It's downright unnerving.

"Kai? Help….." Oh my god save me, it's my only bargaining chip to stay alive…..

"Bryan, he's not telling you that. It's probably the only thing that will stop you from sneaking into our room at night and doing god knows what." …well that's the blatantly obvious way to put it.

"Alright then" …he's smirking again…. " Kai do you have vodka?"…….oh no

"…I'm Russian, of course I have vodka…" …oh please no…

"Well then, I think it's about time lil' kitty cat got drunk…" Now I am inwardly crying…I have been drunk once before, only once…never again.

"Now, Bryan let's be reasonable…." I'm in trouble here….

Tyson was now laughing uncontrollably "That's what you get for laughing cat!" ….Tyson you truly are a moron

"…wait…"

Okay, luckily they allowed me to make lunch first so I'm safe for now, but there's bad news…VERY bad news. The last time I got drunk….i supposedly developed an allergy to clothing of any kind….not something I'd like to relive.

I start pulling pots out of the cupboards. Maybe I could get them to go down to the beach, yeah that might buy me some time, maybe even until after dinner. Okay we have a plan.

But there is some good news, because of Tyson's little charade everyone must join me. On top of that, it's my turn to dare someone. Personally, I don't think it's worth it.

"Is lunch ready YET?"

"Tyson do you EVER shut up!"

"For christs sake, ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!"

"COOKIE!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP IVANOV!"

I give up, that has to stop! "What the hell is going on?" I walk up the stairs into the living room.

"Tyson will not stop that infernal tapping!"

"I'm just bored, and I'm hungry"

"…we figured…."

"lunch is cooking Tyson."

"YES!" Tyson was then repeatedly hit by three pillows and a book. "OW!"

"TO THE BEACH!" Yet another book flew at Tyson's head. Where are all of them coming from?

Yes the miracle has come to life, I have managed to convince Bryan to allow me until nightfall to keep my dignity. God knows how, maybe he wanted dinner cooked edible……

Either way, it's embarrassing myself in front of Kai that matters most, I don't want to be trying to undress myself in front of the guy I kinda fell for, that can't turn out well….

"SKINNY DIPPING!!" Oh my god.

"Tyson, for the love of all that can see, put some bloody clothes on!!!!"

"Never!"

"…Can I kill him?"

"Well he would still be naked, Tala"

"But the screaming would stop"

"Good point"

"Oh that's it! Tyson I DARE you to put some freaking clothes on!" That's my last resort.

"Hey that's not fair!"

"…can I still kill him?"

"No, Tala"

"If I have to sacrifice my freedom, then you have to wear my fetish outfit for a full 10 minutes!"

Everyone is looking at me, Max and Kai, the ones that know what he is talking about, have blushes on their faces….Kai blushes?...wait, Tala and Bryan didn't know about that thing Tyson, WHY in the name of all that wants to keep it's dignity would you tell them!?

"It's not worth it" I say

"And what would this outfit he speaks of be?" Tala, get that look off your face, oh no I can feel my face heating up. Make something up

"It's nothing, let's go swimming shall we?" I start running toward the water, the wind is stronger than usual today. That means the waves are bigger…..If Tyson gets dumped while skinny dipping, it's not going to be a pretty sight.

"Not so fast Kit" Tala was INFRONT of me. How the crap did he get there so damned fast!...spawn of the devil…

Unlucky for him, I can't stop that fast. Yes you guessed it, CRASH!...well this is a very compromising position….I've fallen on TOP of Tala. I roll off him as fast as possible and stand up.

"Sorry?"

"Damn right you are, Tyson just put clothes on" …..no

I turn around at light speed to see Tyson with his board shorts on. "Now you HAVE to wear it Kit" ….god no

"Tyson, take your damned clothes off!" that came out wrong but it HAS to happen.

"Sorry Kit, but I'm kinda with Max right now." He was laughing now.

"God damn it Tyson! I'm NOT wearing that thing! You put them back on of your own free will!"

"Sorry Kitty cat, your wearing, this 'fetish outfit'" no no no No NO!

"What is this outfit he has to wear by the way?"

"Max if you run back very quickly and burn that thing, I will be eternally in your debt"

"Sorry Cat"

"I'll give you sugar?"

"No cheating!" Yeah Tyson, like you can talk.

"You cheated before, this is your penalty!" please buy it….

They didn't buy it…"Words cannot describe how much I hate you right now Tyson…" And now I'm talking to myself.

I'm cooking alone, in a maid's outfit, the only good news is that I only have to wear this thing for another half an hour…I hate Tyson. I swear I'm going to poison his food or something. If he was tyring to help me again, I really think he should stop trying.

This thing is unbelievably short, they even made me wear ladies underwear, why on earth does Tyson even HAVE this stuff. This could not possibly get any worse.

"Need any help?" Oh your KIDDING!

"Ah!" I just spilled boiling water on my hand, not something I would recommend.

Kai rushes over and holds my hand to inspect it. "Just put it under some cold water, it should be fine"

He leads me over to the tap. My entire face is red, he is pressing up against my back and holding my hand under running water, I don't even feel the burn. And to top it all off, I'm wearing a maids outfit.

"…It's getting very friendly in here, I thought you were going to help cook?" …Tala, I never thought I'd say this but thank the gods you came!

Kai hurriedly steps away from me "Shut up Ivanov". He then walks over to stir the pot I left unattended.

"Well don't we look cute, kitty?" Tala steps toward me, I just ignore him and hold my hand under the water.

He presses up behind me and takes hold of my injured hand "How did this happen?"

gods...get him the hell off me…why the hell can't I move?

"We should be more careful, shouldn't we kitty?" he says almost seductively.

is he hitting on me?

"…" go back to Bryan, skank.

"I'll make it better.."

He brings my hand up to his lips and kisses it, then lowers it back under the water, his other arm snakes around my waist. My face heats up even more than before.

.I can't move…Kai….save me…

"My, my, is that blush for me?"

TALK!

Get off lover boy!

No, No, out loud you fool!

"Get off me Tala"

He doesn't move even an inch.

SUCCESS!!!…..wait…

"Aw, you don't want me here kitty? I'm sad"

He hugs me tighter, grinding his hips against me, and pushes mine back against him.

My face is completely red. I just HAD to be wearing a maids outfit…

"I think you like it…"

Oh crap, what happened! I was talking before!, oh god he's moving..

He has started moving his hips, grinding against me harder each time. ….ew is that his tongue, get it the hell of me! He licks up the side of my neck.

"Want more kitty?"

I spare a glance at Kai, he doesn't look happy.

Okay this has gone too far…

My eyes darken "Get off Tala"

"Aw have I made Kitty mad?" He slowly moves his hand down to stroke the inside of my thigh.

Oh god…

"Tala, you heard him, get the hell off." The famous glare has come out, he's serious.

"Jealous, Kai?"

Shut up and get off Tala, your just going to embarrass me more

"Ivanov, we need to finish cooking"

"That's not what was happening when I came in, Hiwatari"

Get him OFF

"Tala, please.."

"See Kai, he's begging me for more…"

"I said please, because you wouldn't get off when I damned told you to" did I say that? Alright, we're getting somewhere!

"Have I been bad kitty? Do you want to punish me?"

um….ew…

"…"

He starts moving his tongue against my neck again. I hiss warningly at him.

"Ivanov, your getting annoying, get out."

"Why? Would you rather be the one doing this?" He started stroking the inside of my thigh again.

"Okay that does it, Tala get the FUCK off me! It's bad enough having to wear this god forsaken thing, but YOU on me is going a bit too far!"

At about that time Kai pulled Tala off me and I stood behind him with my arms crossed, I can't see it, but I'm guessing he has his glare of death up right now.

"Get out"

"Alright, alright, I know when I'm not wanted" …no, you don't…

Tala walked out of the room.

"Kai?"

"Hn?"

"Can you cook for me for a minute, I really need to get the hell out of this thing"

"Aw but it looks nice on you!" Oh for the love of god.

"Who ever you are get the hell out, I'm not having a repeat of that incident"

"That's not a very nice thing to say kitty cat" ….aw crap, I just threatened Bryan…

"I don't care, I need to change, so would you kindly move out of the doorway" …stop talking! Your going to get yourself killed!

I pushed past him and walked up the stairs.

"So kitty came to find me?" Shut up Tala

I walked straight past him and slammed the door in his face.

"IVANOV YOUR NOT GETTING A FUCKING COOKIE!" Yes Tala is drunk, I know what your thinking, how did Tala get drunk before the rest of us. Well he can handle his alcohol VERY well, you see he SHOULD be dead of alcohol poisoning by now. He's managed to drink 3 full bottles of vodka…in an hour.

"I like the rainbow coloured ones!"

I've managed to stay sober for the past hour of drinking, and I actually had to DARE Tala to get the hell off me, he was trying to undo my pants. Something had to be done. I may have doomed us all by giving a drunk sadistic Russian the ability to dare anyone he likes. But I feel the situation called for it.

"Gimme a fucking cookie!"

Tala, who is currently occupying Bryan's lap, has also been consistently ordering people to fetch him a cookie for unknown reasons.

"Would you shut the fuck up" And now Kai was pissed, and it took a lot to get Kai angry.

"Kitty, you could make us cookie!!!" Tyson, if you ever went to school at all, you failed English.

"Yes Kitty must make cookie!!!" ….Oh yes you just HAD to put ideas into Tala's head…..oh no….it's his turn to dare…..

"It's late, I'm going to bed" I quickly got up and headed toward the door. I spared a quick glance back at them to make sure tala wasn't following me.

I saw Tala looking pleased with himself and Kai's eyes were wider than I've ever seen them. I am glad I walked out, if its bad enough to scare my Kai, then I would have fainted already.

I entered the room and headed toward the shower.

I refuse to narrate myself in the shower. I need to clean myself without your dirty minds thinking up various scenarios involving me wet and naked!

I exited the bathroom, my hair was wet and loose and I had a towel wrapped around my waist…..I know your imagining things stop it now!!!!

I slid on a fresh pair of boxers and removed my towel. I sat on the bed and began the long excruciating task of drying my hair. I haven't yet narrated tying or washing my hair for a simple reason. It's unbelievably boring. I mean come, people should-

"Hey Rei" AAAAAAAAAAAA! How long has he been there?!?

Kai closed the door behind him and walked to his side of the bed. Oh crap he's taking off his shirt….don't look rei, don't look! After much persuading of myself I turned back around and continued drying my hair. Why isn't he changing in the bathroom like always?

"Hows your hand?" ..hand?

"Oh! It's fine"

Quiet……this is surprisingly awkward.

"Sorry about Tala" …kai is apologising to me?

"It's fine really. He's just trying to provoke people" ..silence…."What made it bad was that unnaturally short outfit I was forced to wear…..I'll get Tyson for that"

"I don't know, It didn't look that bad" My eyes went wide….and I'm blushing, just great "In comparison to Tyson I mean" I release the breath I was holding.

I laughed "He could traumatize children for life wearing that"

"Think on the bright side" what bright side? "He doesn't have access to the sugar…"

.Okay 2 shirtless guys sharing a bed bitching about who they have to stay with, you can't get more gay than this. Ha! I wish.

"Why don't you ever leave your hair out?"

Huh?

"Because it, uh, gets messy and stuff…" That might have passed off as lame humour if I hadn't stuttered so much….

"It looks better out" …BLUSH! Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look.

"…thanks"

I picked up the covers and snuggled underneath. Kai turned off the light and did the same.

"Now?"

"Now!"

"…sweet"

TBC