A/N: I changed the kill clue thingy to a song. It just seemed to fit more :p

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"Guys, the fuck is going on?" A wary voice called out into the darkness, everyone realized that this voice was the voice of Noah Puckerman, the "resident badass". As of right now, he seemed to be the "resident pussy".

"I'm not sure Puck. Is everyone alright?" Will said into the darkness, receiving a chorus of yeahs.

"Okay. I suggest we-" Will was cut off by music playing over the loudspeaker.

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside that red fire light,

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out?

Fat-bottomed girls, you make the world go round.

"M-Mr. Schue, why am I playing over the goddamn speaker?" Puck still sounded like a pussy.

"I hated when you sang that damn song." Lauren mumbled.

"Im not sure Puck. Just please, calm down." Will responded.

Hey, I was just a skinny lad, never knew no good from bad

But I knew life before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat fannys, she was such a naughty nanny

Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me

"Noah, are you okay?" Rachel said, stumbling to find the heap of meat she called her best friend.

She walked 3 steps before she pulled a Finn Hudson and kicked a chair, falling over with it and crashing into another chair, along with said boy.

"Hey, Rach, If you wanted to get back with me you just had to ask. No need to be gettin' in my pants again." Finn said, not realizing what he had said.

I've been singing with my band, across the water, across the land

I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way

But their beauty and their style went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them dirty ladies every time,

Quinn stared at her girlfriend in surprise. Even though it was completely dark, everyone could tell something was off, besides Puck being a pussy.

"Finn! You are so immature!" Rachel said, attempting to get off of Finn but resulted in falling over another chair, and not being able to get back up. Puck quickly got to his feet and expertly maneuvered his way over to Rachel. Once he found her, Mike and Tina were already helping her. I swear, those two are freaking ninjas.

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red firelight

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round

"Q, what's wrong?" Brittany finally asked. Quinn's only response was to turn around, run into the piano accidently, and attempt to open the door, which was locked.

"Baby, what Finn said isn't true." Rachel said, as she followed Quinn and tripped over the piano bench.

"Damn, Rach, quit fallin'. You're worse than Finn." Kurt stated.

Finn huffed.

"Rachel, you told me you and Finn never had sex. That you're a virgin. What the hell is he talking about?" Quinn asked, harshly.

"He's joking! I swear!" Rachel pleaded, grasping ahold of Quinn's Cheerio skirt and pulling her close.

"How do I know that you're not lying?" Quinn asked.

Rachel pulled her close into a heated kiss, forgetting that they were in the choir room.

Hey, listen here

Now your mortgages and homes, I got stiffness in the bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality, I tell you

Oh, but I still get my pleasure still got my greatest treasure

Hey big woman, you gone made a big man of me, now get this

"Seriously, why the hell am I over the loudspeaker?" Puck asked again, making Rachel laugh into the kiss with Quinn. "Wait, were you two just making out? With us in the room?" Quinn hummed in response.

"Wanky." Santana made her presence well-known.

They all heard a crash and a masculine scream. Mike was suddenly out of his seat and out of Tina's reach. Tina reached out for him but only found an empty seat, coated with a wet, slick, substance.

The lights flicked back on, just as the song came to a finish.

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight

Oh, down beside that red firelight

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Tina screamed when she realized what the substance was. On the seat next to her, where Mike, who was now standing in front of the chair, coated in the substance, was Noah Puckerman, his throat slit and his blood seaping out onto the chair. It was now coating Tina's hands and Mike's clothes.

The group all looked in horror. Right after the song was a recorded message. The Voice was disguised so they couldn't tell who was saying it.

"Hello, New Directions. I Bet you are all wondering why this is happening. Well, you see, Puck was a bad boy. He deserved to be punished for what he had done. You will all be punished eventually. Just so you know, I am currently in the room with you all. You will all be trapped in here, unless one of you can figure it out. Oh and Rachel, enjoy watching your friends die. You're last."

Rachel's eyes went wide.