One's a dragon, and one's a product of science. Which one is the true monster?


Spyro: Dr. Banner!?

Hulk: Puny Banner not home. Only Hulk!

Spyro: What's happened to you!?

Hulk: Hulk smash puny dragon!

Spyro: Don't underestimate me, Hulk.

Hulk: [Roars]

Spyro: You need to calm down, Hulk.

Hulk: Spyro need to calm down!

Spyro: Don't make me go Dark on you.

Hulk: Spyro... stay back...

Spyro: Come on, Bruce. You're stronger than this!

Hulk: Hulk is strongest there is!

(If Spyro wins): That should calm you down, Bruce.

(If Hulk wins): Hulk like raging fire; Spyro like smoldering fire.


Cynder: Are you one of those Gnorcs that Spyro told me about?

Hulk: Hulk is Hulk!

Cynder: Glad we could clear that up then.

Hulk: Hulk smash pretty dragon!

Cynder: Was that a compliment or a threat?

Hulk: [Roars]

Cynder: We both have our monsters, Dr. Banner.

Hulk: No Banner, only Hulk!

Cynder: Let me help you through this.

Hulk: Where did pretty dragon go!?

Cynder: You can't smash a shadow, Hulk.

Hulk: Hulk strongest there is!

(If Cynder wins): We will find a cure, Dr. Banner. Someday.

(If Hulk wins): Pretty lady hurt Hulk. Hulk smash!


Hunter: Is Gnasty Gnorc back?

Hulk: Hulk not know Gnorc. Only Hulk!

Hunter: Big, loud, green. Same to me.

Hulk: Hulk smash cat man!

Hunter: [sighs] Would you like to pet my fur after this?

Hulk: … Hulk would like that.

Hunter: Gamma rays are some pretty powerful stuff, huh?

Hulk: Cat man talk too much!

Hunter: Though it also makes you lack in the brain department, apparently.

Hulk: [Roars]

Hunter: Sorry, not that kind of cat.

Hulk: Cat speaks!?

(If Hunter wins): Man, that was tough. Give me a Gnorc any day.

(If Hulk wins): Cat like arrow man. Hulk still smash!


Bianca: What are you?

Hulk: Hulk is strongest there is!

Bianca: That doesn't exactly answer my question.

Hulk: Hulk pet pretty bunny!

Bianca: Hey! The only person that can lay their hands on me is Hunter!

Hulk: Hulk smash cat man then!

Bianca: Dr. Banner, how goes your experiments?

Hulk: No Banner, only Hulk!

Bianca: Well, that answers my question.

Hulk: Bianca… help me…

Bianca: Bruce? Is that you in there?

Hulk: Puny Banner! Hulk smash!

(If Bianca wins): Let me calm you with my magic, Hulk.

(If Hulk wins): Pretty bunny is Hulk's now!


Pop Fizz: Oh wow! Another person like me!

Hulk: No one is like Hulk!

Pop Fizz: We'll see about that~!

Hulk: [Roars]

Pop Fizz: [Roars back]

Hulk: … blue monster scares even Hulk.

Pop Fizz: Hey Dr. Banner! Did you like my potion?

Hulk: Pop Fizz... [Roars]

Pop Fizz: Uh oh! Didn't expect that.

Hulk: Hulk smash puny blue monster!

Pop Fizz: I think a potion could even the odds.

Hulk: Hulk strongest there is!

(If Pop Fizz wins): I wonder what Gamma Rays could do for me?

(If Hulk wins): Blue monster puny like Banner. Hulk is strongest!


Drobot: Target identified as Dr. Bruce Banner.

Hulk: No Banner, only Hulk!

Drobot: ERROR: corrupted DNA detected. Engaging defense systems.

Hulk: Hulk smash metal dragon!

Drobot: Detecting dangerous amounts of Gamma radiation.

Hulk: [Roars]

Drobot: Dr. Banner, what is the problem?

Hulk: Drobot… stay back… [Roars]

Drobot: Hulk counter measures coming online.

Hulk: Do you know my secret?

Drobot: WARNING: stress levels rising.

Hulk: Hulk always angry!

(If Drobot wins): "Hulk" has been added to list of "Avoid at All Costs."

(If Hulk wins): Metal man couldn't stop me. Metal dragon couldn't either!


Spyro barely manage to avoid getting smashed. Next time: Thor!