So Levi and Eren were gonna do the frick frack

Levi was like omg Eren u showered right

Eren was like uh because he didn't shower but he wants the booty so he just kinda stood there

Levi pushed him into the shower and turned it on ALL THE WAY HOT so eren screamed!1! Levi was like shut up u brat and exercised the dirt off of erens body

Oops I meant exorcised

That's better

so aNYWAY

then levi turned the shower on cold bc eren was screaming so much like wow I said be quiet this is nothing and most of the steam is coming from ur titan powers anyway

lol eren has a hot body huh heichou

but eren still had clothes on so we need to fix that

levi took his titan swords and ripped all their clothes off but then he got out of the shower and threw a towel at eren bc he doesn't want that soap and water all over his sheets hell no

so eren did the sparkle thing again with marvin gaye playing in the background this time and there were rainbows and his eyes opened sExILy eren is a sex god just trust me on this okey so his hair was all wet and the water droplets were floating sexily in the air and they looked like diamonds in the sky bc he was shining bright tonight and levi was like DAYUM

so they hurried up and dried off and they left the shower cause they had priorities and the top one was frick frackling

eren was like omg heichou ur so pretty but levi was like im not a girl omg shut up

even tho hes so short like srsly, but levi wants the d so hes cranky

so levi was like eren I need the d hurry up wtf are u doing even

eren was lost in his thoughts of beautiful heichou

cue the elevator music

waiting

waiting

Levi was like "omfg Eren hurry up"

all of a sudden Eren was rIGHT THERE

wut wut dick in the butt

and they made bootiful yaoi

butt jokes

merry christamas everyone

the end


So, happy ChristmaHannuKwanza to all my readers! Yeah, sorry about the slow updates. Class is really picking up now ^^' which is why I felt that now would be a PERFECT time to tell you...

I'm going on winter break.

I'm sorry to disappoint anyone who anticipated something huge as a Christmas present, but maybe I can write you all some more chapters once classes resume in the new year...? Goodbye and happy holidays~ Thank you all for sticking with the pace of my updates.

However... If I can get it done by New Years', I am working on a Shaman King fanfiction between Faust and Eliza. It's rather dark, but it's a love story nonetheless! I'm pouring my soul into it, so I hope you all enjoy! ^^