Chapter 4: Jasdevi

The room was filled with whispers once Kanda left the room and Allen...oh poor little Allen was sitting still, nice and shocked. His face was pale, looking even worse because of the shade of his hair.

Lenalee and Lavi were both staring at him in concern, each seriously considering beating the living shit out of Kanda for saying what he did. And all Allen could hear in his head at the moment was 'God's not with you Holy Roller, Your heart dwells in hell.'

It was a frightening concept, but, Allen closed his eyes and slowly his complextion went back to the shade it was before. It was a true concept, so he couldn't find it in himself to be angry with the Japanese simply because he called them all out.

"Allen, are you ok?" Lenalee's large eyes were shining with concern as she place a delicate hand on her crush's shoulder.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Allen hid his contemplative face beneath the ever used smile. There was no reason for them to worry over him and his sudden curiosity over what Kanda knew.

Because he had the feeling the black haired man knew something everyone else didn't.

Suddenly all the small chatter broke away when the echoing of shoes hitting the concrete floor hit them all. Lavi's eye narrowed as he frowned in curiosity. Why oh why were the Finders closest to the dressing room gaping and gasping and double checking?

The spotlight dimmed on the man walking towards the center and once they all saw just what was walking down their jaws dropped.

As the music started their eyes bugged around as they looked at him. Kanda had put on black eye liner under his one visible eye and black lipstick. A sharp and eerie grin graced his lips and ontop of his head was a golden wig with black toppings, the hair accessory reaching all the way down to the floor. The red trench coat hugged his body, showing off each and every muscle, black leggings were glimpsed at from under the rather dressy looking coat.

Allen could see Krory gaping and cupping a hand over his mouth as his eyes bulged. It would make sense for the vampiric Exorcist to react that way seeing as how the Noah Kanda was impersonating was the one he fought.

Jasdevi.

Tapping one foot Kanda grinned and lifted his right hand, beckoning at the crowd with a come hither look and instantly their anger was gone. "Come on over. Man! I feel like a woman!"

At his shout jaws dropped and eyes bugged as Kanda started to dance. "I'm going to go out tonight-I'm feelin' alright," he winked. "Gonna let it all hang out. Wanna raise my voice-" he started screaming his voice out into the audiance. "-Really raise my voice. Yeah I wanna scream and shout. No inhibitions-make no conditions," he wagged his finger and waltsed to Levvier.

The director was staring at him with huge eyes as he sang to him. "Get a little outa li-i-i-i-ine. I ain't gonna act policitially correct," he ruffled the mans hair. "I only wanna have a good ti-i-i-i-ime."

Shimming away from the horror struck man he danced around the circle, stopping directly in front of the almost petrified Krory and grabbed his head, giving a manic smile which only made the vampire sweat worse.

"The best thing about being a woman is the perogative to have a little fun and...Oh oh oh! Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady. Men's shirts-short skirt! Oh oh oh! Really go wild-yeah! Doing it in style," he flew away from the shrinking man and back to the center where he promptly unzipped the upper part of the coat gaining a few cat calls from behind the cheering. "Oh oh oh! Get in the action-feel the attraction! Color my hair, do what I dare. Oh oh oh! I wanna be free-yeah, to feel what I feel..."

With a sharp turn the golden locks flopped over one shoulder, bearing a whole side to half of the drooling population. With a rather sexy smile and wink that made Lavi yell in appreciation he screamed, "Man! I feel like a woman."

Oh poor, poor Teidoll. The old general looked as if he was crying from the disturbing picture his son made. And Noise wasn't in much better condition even though Lenalee was surprisingly getting a pretty big kick out of it all.

Especially when he suddenly appeared right in front of her and dragged her out with him.

"The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take the chance to get outta to-o-o-own." As he grabbed her he started to dance, making her laugh with each pivot and swing the pair did which made even Komui laugh. "Don't need romance-we only wanna dance," he suddenly let her go mid swing and she spun back to her seat. After losing her he soon grabbed a certain German to dance some more moves which made some of the Exorcists cover their mouths.

Oh poor Miranda Allen thought as she grabbed the body dancing with her after being swung out of his arms. She looked about to faint from amusement or fright. "We're gonna let our hair all the way down," with a quick flick of his wrist he pulled the hair tie off of Miranda's scalp and her dark hair was sent waving around her shoulders.

"The best thing about being a woman, is the perogative to have a little fun and..."

Miranda's eyes got large when he grabbed her hips and spun the poor thing in the air. "Oh, oh oh! Go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady. Men's shirts-short skirts," he spun the poor girl again and let her go, letting her run back to her seat where the others clapped her on the back, some of the girls grumbling about not being picked to dance.

"Oh, oh oh! Really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style! Oh oh oh! Get in the action-feel the attraction. Color my hair," he ran his fingers through the thick locks. "Do what I dare! Oh oh oh! I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I fe-el. Man! I feel like a woman."

With a rather daring look Kanda placed his hand palm up, in front of General Cloud and rose a brow in question. The woman snorted and gave her monkey a look before grinning and taking the offered hand.

"The best thing about being a woman is the perogative to have a little fun and..." the pair went back to back dancing with their backs in full contact. "Oh oh oh! Go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady!" They both swerved around and interlaced their fingers. "Men's shirts-short skirts! Oh oh oh! Really go wild yeah doin it in style! Oh oh oh! Get in the action-feel the attraction!" With a shove Cloud pulled back and Lau Shimin activated as he jumped over to the swordsman.

With a raised brow and little grin Kanda took the innocence's paw and allowed it to lead. The monkey was doing the same things he was doing to Miranda and Lenalee so he knew what to expect. "Color my hair-do what I dare, oh oh oh! I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel..." he flushed to the monkey's side. "Man! I feel like a woman."

As Kanda started to back away it appeared Lau Shimin had other ideas and pulled him back with his tail. "The best thing about bein' a woman...is the perogative to have a little fun and..."

Kanda quickly jumped onto the beasts back making Cloud chortle and the innocence to scream out in primal fashion. "Oh oh oh! Go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady! Men's shirts-short skirts," he kicked up his leg making the boys clap and laugh. "Oh oh oh! Really go wild-yeah doin it in style! Oh oh oh! Get in the action-feel the attraction, color my hair do what I dare! Oh oh oh! I wanna be free," the man yelped when Lau Shimin deactivated and he landed hard on his feet.

With a bow the woman and monkey took their place in their seat.

"Yeah, to feel the way I feel..." With a particulary vicious grin Kanda slammed a hand hard on his own ass and rolled his hips. "Man! I feel like a woman."

Lavi, the male who sat closest to the dancing man stood and wolf whistled which made the black haired man turn to look at him with a sparkling black eye.

One green eye blinked before a rather intriqued grin graced him as he noticed just how amused that black eye was. It seemed he would be the next to be played with.

And yes he was.

Suddenly his entire front was warmed up with an undulating Kanda and his eye bulged along with something else as he heard the slightly shorter man's words and understood both ways they could be read. "I get totally crazy," Kanda's face was suddenly very close to his neck, sharp nose nudging the skin of his throat and Lavi found it very difficult to breath. "Can you feel it? Come, come on baby," Kanda finished by wrapping one hand around Lavi's neck and playing with the short red strands there. "I feel like a woman."

The entire room was no longer tense from the man's last song as they stood up and laughed, the men wolf whistling as Kanda peeled himself off of the badly turned on Bookman Jr. With a wink and extra flip of his head that sent the wig over his shoulder.

Lavi shivered and ignored his younger friends who were spluttering from Kanda's display. Oh, he was going to have to take the man up on his offer later when Komui lets him off the hook of impersonations.