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Marceline screamed. She opened her eyes. And she was surrounded.

They were Lumpy Space people, but they were a sickly shade of purple, and they were all wearing leather jackets. (Cliché, anyone?)

"She's a non-lumper! Get her!" one of the meanest-looking cried.

They began to close their circle in around Marceline. They obviously hadn't yet noticed Finn, Gunther, and the Ice King, sleeping right behind her.

Marceline stood up, yelling angrily. The whole crew behind her woke up, and took battle positions.

"No one hurts Marceline!" shouted the Ice King.

"Yeah!" screamed Finn. Gunther just quacked.

Marceline was about to fight, but when she heard the Ice King's words she turned around, forgetting everything. "Simon?"

The LB began to attack, surprising an unsuspecting Marceline.

"Marceline!" Finn shouted. He drew his sword and jumped into the crowd of LB attacking Marceline. The LB were scattering in all directions. Ice King froze those who came close, but then thought of a characteristic for Peppermint Maid and began to scribble it down.

Marceline broke free from her trance and began to fight, too, transforming into her beast form. She slashed at the offenders, and with this threat they quickly flew off, complaining that their clothing was ruined.

Finn ran up to Marceline. "Marceline, are you okay? What happened back there?"

"I was just… tired. That's all. I was…um, nearly asleep when they took me a while to realize I was being attacked."

Finn raised one of his eyebrows. "Why did you yell "Simon"? Wasn't that the Ice King before he went all banaynays?"

Hearing someone say the tragedy that permanently haunted Marceline, somehow made her want to cry. In fact, she felt tears that had been held inside of her for nine hundred and ninety-six years. But, being the badass that she was, she sucked in her sorrow and pushed forward.

"Yeah. That was Simon. I… I keep hoping he'll remember me, I try and I try to be faithful, I look and I look. But he's gone. And he has been gone for a long time. And I knew it. I knew it, but I kept looking. And he's gone." Her words were a jumble, her head a mess, and before she knew it, her tears escaped.

"Whoa, Marceline. Calm down. It's okay."

Marceline regained control of her emotions and sniffed. Her face was wary. "Let's go."

They flew off. They traveled past all different type of clouds, halfway through Pmul Province. Big clouds, little clouds, clouds covered in lumpers doing PDA. Go figure. It's Lumpy Space.

The Ice King was furiously scribbling in his fan-fiction book, writing character files like this:

Name: Fiona

Age: 13

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Favorite Color: Blue

Crush: Prince Bubblegum

Etcetera etcetera etcetera. Gunther was miserable. He had no bottles to smash.

If Finn had been worried about Marceline before, he was definitely worried now. She had cried! He'd only seen her cry once before, when he was watching her play music with the Ice King. The Ice King! Glob! He had to remember! It was killing Marceline! He decided to confront him later, when Marceline was sleeping.

What the quartet didn't know was that the Lumping Bumpers were flying right underneath them, plotting for revenge.

Their leader, Miranda, was the smallest one, and more pink in color. She had a whiny high voice.

"I can't believe they escaped without a scratch!" She turned to her first in command. "How could you let this happen!?"

The first in command lumper stuttered, "I-I… well, y-you see w-we-"

Miranda didn't even listen. "In all my years of leading this group, we have never been defeated. Never!"

The first in command grew increasingly nervous, "I-it wasn't my f-fault! It was Mega's f-fault!"

Mega was a purple lumper, but taller and thinner then most. She was generally excluded in the group, mostly because of her non-spoiled teenager attitude.

Miranda turned around and walked right in front of Mega, furious. She had to stand tiptoe just to get up to Mega's shoulder. "How could you let this happen!?" Miranda repeated.

"I didn't! I swear to Glob! I would never-"

Miranda cried, "Guards!" A few guards came to grab Mega. Mega, who was very fast, dodged the guards and flew off.

"Crab apples," said Miranda. She looked angrily around at the rest of the LB. "What are standing around for? Start training for our next fight with those stupid non-lumpers! Now!"

The LB quickly departed.

Mega flew off into the clouds, crying. She had broken promises to her parents, she had broken promises to the Lumping Bumpers, and most of all she had broken promises to herself.

Meanwhile, our heroic (mostly) gang was now halfway into Lulump Province. The Ice King still was writing character files:

Name: Prince Gumball

Age: 18

Hair Color: Pink

Eye Color: Pink

Favorite Color: Pink

Crush: Fiona (sometimes)

Everything was going quite well. Marceline had recovered and had stopped having so many flashbacks. Finn was less worried about Mar-Mar, and was now thinking about what Flame Princess would look like in a bikini. Gunther was writing an ode to bottles, and how much he loved to smash them.

"I'm hungry," said Finn. Everyone looked at him.

"Me too," said the Ice King.

Marceline rolled her eyes. "Technically, I don't need to eat."

"Well we do!" said Finn. "What is there to eat in Lumpy Space?"

"Well," said Marceline, "think about air. Air is a gas, but gas can be turned into a solid and a liquid. So basically, eating air is just eating a different form of liquid and solid food."

Finn and the Ice King looked at each other. "That makes perfect sense," they both said at the same time.

Suddenly someone burst from the crowds beneath them, and bumped straight into Finn.

That's it! Please please please review (no fire, plz). I might not be able to update soon. Really busy. Srry!

- Euphoria