I'm back! Couldn't get on for the last few days, homework and stuff...
Yesterday and today my class and I dissected frogs! I kind of gagged at the beginning, and my partber was playing with the tounge. When we cut open the frog, he almost threw up, so I did it. It was kind of fun! Especially since I wasn't grossed out. I was hungry.
But NOBODY cares about that! Back to the story!
"Order! Order! Will the members of the ROMK please sit down and stop talking?!"
Everyone stopped chattering to see Byakuya Kuchiki raise a gavel he had found in his pocket. Kenpachi glared at
him.
"HEY! Who died and elected YOU as president?!" he shouted angrily.
"Well, I am a royal," Kuchiki said smugly. "And therefore I should be president of the ROMK."
"No way! I am totally the strongest and would beat you babies in a battle anyday!" Kenpachi declared. "I'll be
president!"
"You can't be the president with all those girly bells on your hair!" shouted Soi Fon.
Chaos ensued. Ukitake was immediatly tackled by Kenpachi, and his supposed 'friend' Shunsui took a bottle of sake
out of his pocket and started drinking. Yoruichi kicked Saijin in the face. Uryu and Byakuya, being the girly men they
were, settled for an intense game of patty-cake.
"STOP!" Ichigo screamed. He had somehow gotten to the top of the dogpile, and was looking victorious. Everybody
froze to see what he was up to.
"I should be president, and you know why? Do you?" Ichigo yelled. "Because I feel, that if there was a manga or
anime about us in an alternate dimension, I would be the main character. Not Urahara, not Orihime, not Izuru, ME!
That's why I should be president!"
Byakuya and Kenpachi looked at each other. They nodded.
The two captains jumped on Ichigo.
The fighting resumed.
As Rangiku choked her captain with her giant boobs while mummering that it was nothing personel, Yachiru climbed
to the podium.
"Hey! Stupid adults!" she yelled. As with Ichigo, the brawl stopped. "I think that a very special captain should be
president!"
Kenpachi smiled. If a lieutenant and a captain both wanted someone to be president, there would be no stopping
them! The others, realizing this, started to groan.
"I think that..." Yachiru said dramatically. "The president of the ROMK should be...Unohana!"
Everyone gasped.
Unohana, who had not been touched in the fight out of the others fear of her, smiled.
"O-oh my!" she said happily. "Thank you, Yachiru!"
Unohana waded toward the podium. Everyone cleared a path for her. There was a scraping od chairs as everyone
sat down in a neat row that Unohana could be proud of.
"Well, I never expected this!" she smiled. "But I'll make sure that I live up to your expectations! Now, first things
first: does anyone have any new questions on Captain Kurotsuchi?"
A dozen hands went up.
"May I remind you," Unohana sighed. "That we have already answered 'Is he gay?', and the answer is no.
The hands all went down, except for Urahara's.
"Yes, Urahara?" Unohana asked politely.
"Well..." Urahara drawled. "I know just about nothing about my former Vice-President. I haven't minded. But I've
always wondered: what does Mayuri REALLY look like?"
"That's an excellent question!" Unohana exclaimed. "But that will take a major operation...I think we should start
smaller. I have one: what's his favorite color?"
There were mutters of agreement. Unohana beamed.
"Good! We'll try and answer that, and report back at our next meeting!"
And so the first meeting of the ROMK with its newly elected president was adjourned.
Mayuri was not a ladies man.
In fact, many ladies avoided him. And he avoided many ladies.
So when Shunsui came running inot his private office telling him that there was a girl that like him, well, Mayuri was
surprised.
But not surprised enough to start cursing at Shunsui.
"Dammit, you fool, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?! Go away!" Mayuri screamed.
"But this is the oppurtunity of your lifetime, er, deathtime! You could get a girlfriend!" Shunsui searched the office
until he found what he was looking for. "Hey, what's this?"
Shunsui picked up a recently developed truth candy. He knew exactly what it was, but didn't want Mayuri to.
"No! Don't take that! It's..."Mayuri gaped as Shunsui popped one into his mouth. "...unstable..."
"Yum, these are good!" Shunsui said, carefully not swallowing any of it. "Here, Kurotsuchi, have one!"
Before Mayuri could protest, Shunsui shoved one in his mouth. Mayuri made the mistake of swallowing and
immediately fell into a trance.
Shunsui spat out the truth candy into the small garbage unit near the desk. "Okay, Mayuri I just have one question:
What is your favorite color?"
"Purple," the entranced Mayuri immediately said.
"Got it," Shunsui said, then ran out of the office as the candy began to wear off.
"Huh? Was that Shunsui?" Mayuri squinted, then shook his head. "My eyes must be playing tricks on me."
The captain of squad twelve continued his work, completely unaware of the events that had taken place just
moments before.
THAT took awhile! I hope its worth it. Thanks for all the reviews, and please keep reviewing!
As inspiration strikes. ~spottedmask77
