5 minutes later
Scene: Driving down the road with Tommy Chong in the back of the van and Broly is driving with Vegeta in the passenger seat.
"silence"
"More silence"
"Even some more silence"
Vegeta: "coughs nervously"
Broly: Vegeta shut up.
Vegeta: What!? I didn't even say anything you big fat head baboon!
Broly: Oh you just gave a little fake cough, you little school girl!
Vegeta: Baboon!
Broly: Sissy.
Vegeta: Fat ass!
Broly: Freak.
Vegeta: Big ogga bogga gorilla!
Tommy: Eh! There's no need calling each other names! Lets be friends with our precious friend!
Goku: "confused expression" What special friend!?
Broly: Yeah, what the eff are you saying?
Trunks: God Goku! Your so slow in the head, you dip shit! And same with you Broly! For a fat head I'd think you at least have a brain in there somewhere!
Vegeta: Nah its just all flubber!
Broly: Vegeta!?
Vegeta: Wha-
Tommy: "cuts Vegeta off" Weed! "digs in his jacket and pulls out a joint"
Goku: Ooooh! I get it! claps hands like he's five again
Vegeta: "looks behind him right away at Tommy" Did I just hear the word "gasps" Weed!?
Tommy: Yeah! That's the spirit, man! "hands Vegeta the joint"
Broly: "looks back and fourth to Vegeta and the road" Ooh no! No! No! Noo! Your not smoking that shit in my van! Your crazy enough as it is! And plus what if the cops stop us!?
Vegeta: That never happens to us, c'mon! We're Dragon ball Z!
Goten: Uhm guys?
Broly: "snaps" What!?
Goten: Where the hell is Gohan!?
Broly: "eyes widen" OOH SHIT! "slams on the brakes"
"tires screeching"
"Everyone flies forward in the process"
Vegeta: Why did'ya have to do that for!? Your such an ass, you crazed baboon! "slaps Broly in the back of the head" Shit! Look what you've done! You made me loose my joint!
Tommy: Eh that's okay Mr. Z- warrior! I got way more of that in my jacket!
Broly: "gasps" We "gasps" Just left Gohan-
Vegeta: "interrupts Broly" You mean you did! Gohan is not my responsibility! You're the one that's driving, so therefore its all your fault ya baboon.
Trunks: Like that's going to help Vegeta!
Vegeta: Go wash your greasy gay purple hair, Trunks! Or I'll shave it off while your sleeping!
Trunks: "covers his hair and pouts"
Broly: "almost screams as loud as Vegeta" SHUT UP! OKAY!? We-I mean I just forgot Gohan at the fricking gas station! Oh God he's gonna kill me when we get him!
Vegeta: Who says we're gonna get him? We can just leave him there, he's smart, he can find his way to Texas on his own. I'm not wasting a half an hour of traveling just to save his ass! I have better things to do!
Trunks: Oh yeah! Like what!?
Vegeta: None of your bees wax! Now shut your gay hair!
Brad: Shut my gay hair!?
Chester: Yeah! Your hair is so gay that at night you give each other a blow job!
Trunks: "rips off his other shoe and throws it at Vegeta"
Broly: QUIT! QUIT! QUIT! JUST STOP YOU LIL MOTHER FUCKERS! "steam comes out from his ears"
"silence"
Tommy: "laughs" Heheheh. This is just like that Metallica show I went to!
Broly: "grits his teeth and gives Tommy the death glare"
Tommy: Oh.
"silence"
"more silence"
"even some more silence"
Goten: Um, so are we gonna go get Gohan?
Broly: "says through gritted teeth" Fine.
"out of nowhere pops out Gohan"
"Gohan bangs on Vegeta's window, looking all grubby with twigs and leaves poking out of his hair and clothes
Vegeta: "screams loudly like a lil school girl"
Trunks: What!? What's the matter!? Who's banging on the window?!
Vegeta: "looks and see's Gohan" Ooooh! Its just that Z-warrior we-I mean Broly left at the gas station! Hey, Tommy he looks like you and Trunks! Haha!
Gohan: "bangs on the window and says in a very exhausted angry voice" Vegeta, roll down the mother fucking window before I break your twig legs.
Vegeta: Sure thing Gohan! "rolls down the window"
Gohan: "flings himself onto Vegeta and starts to strangle him" DIE! tightens his grip on Vegeta's neck" YOU DAMN ASS MOTHER FUCKER PRINCE OF ALL SAYIANS TWIG! I'LL SNAP YOUR TWIG BODY IN HALF!
"gagging noises and muffled words escape Vegeta's mouth"
"everyone stares at the horrid scene in shock as Gohan strangles Vegeta"
Tommy: Eh, should we stop him? Or is he some crazed hippi hobo?
"Trunks, Goku and Goten look at him weird
Tommy: What? Its not like I'm one!
The End!!
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