Hello, I just wanted to clear a few things up for I was unable to post for the last chapter. When my friend Terra put something about Light being Kira, or etc., she generally put it in parathensis. This means that, that was directed to Light only, so the other characters didn't actually hear those parts. Maybe those parts were e-mailed to Light or texted or something like that. (IDK) Please forgive Terra if maybe some of the things she said wasn't actually good advice or funny. She's actually quite witty and funny but writing has never been her thing. With that being said, let's get on with the advice!


Pandaabear23 asks:

MATTY! LOVE YOU!...Anyway i dont know what i should be for Halloween a death
angel or red riding hood and by the way i look good in red *winks at Matt* so
what should I choose?

Matt: Uh, Love you too! *Wink* Fangirls..... Anyway, Death Angel!

Beyond: Hmmm. Most definatly Red Riding Hood. The redness makes me think of blood.

L: I agree with Beyond on this.

Near: And I agree with L.

Mello: And you call me a suck up..... Uh....Death Angel.

Misa: Misa-kun chooses Red Riding Hood!

Light: Death Angel.

Ryuk: Death Angel.

Red Riding Hood! Now lets tally up the results shall we? Death Angel: 4/Red Riding Hood: 5. Red Riding Hood it is! Have mucho-mucho fun! ^^

Next!!!!

() asks:

Okay! So...my best friend told me that it was unoriginal to give a character
in my short story English wings. But I only gave her wings because being
able to fly would be seriously useful to her! And, you know, it's cool. So,
what should I say to this great friend of mine?
Now, I'd better slowly back away before I have an insane fangirl attack.

Ryuk: Wings are cool! Hence mine. *Points at wings*

L: I would tell this 'great friend' that wings aren't very common now these days in short stories. If that doesn't get her to lay off the coolness of the wings then kindly tell her that it's your story not hers.

Mello: What's up with you and the kindness crap?!

Matt: Not being attacked by a fangirl would be nice. Thank you. Next.

The One Called Demetra asks

It just occured to me that everybody here except Near and Ryuk are dead at the end
of the series, all of them as a direct result of Kira. So...how does everybody
feel about their deaths? What's Mu like? Is there anything that I should
expect from death?

Matt, why the f*ck are you so popular? It can't just be the goggles and the
stupid clothes. If it is, I need to GET me some of those. Do you have any
other advice for ascending to ridiculously undeserved popularity?

Beyond, your popularity is similarly undeserved due to the extremely sh*tty
quality of your spinoff novel, but I'm sure if the novel had been written well
you'd be a great character. I quite enjoyed that description, although I
personally had more creative methods in mind, I like the idea of the
kidney-stealing not being fatal so I can continue with various other methods
later. It's always nice to have feedback from fellow enthusiasts. We should
start a club. Would any of the Kiras in the room be interested in joining?

Misa, according to this Death Note entry, you commit suicide on February 14th, 2011 No hard feelings or anything, I just thought it'd be darkly
romantic that way. In the interest of research, what was that like?

Mello, do you ever feel jilted that the fandom only thinks of you as the
'badass chocolate eating dude with the girly hair'?

L: My death caused (almost) every fan to hate Light, so I don't complain. Well, in heaven they have a mountain of sweets so I'm glad! ^^

Light: Mu sucks. It's just like utter darkness and everything's like dust. My death was also suckish. D(censored) Ryuk.....

Matt: It was epic! A sad way to die? Yes, but now I have all these fans!

Mello: I knew it was coming. I knew Takada had that freakin slip of Death Note hidden. Well actually that's probably because I skipped

to the end of the series buts still.......

Beyond: I die in a jail cell. What do you freakin think?

Gosh Beyond. Don't be so rude!

Matt: Cause I'm awesome like that. Some advice I can give is, if your ever shot down by someones guards, then dramatically slump down and die epically.

Beyond: Nah. I work solo.

Misa: Romantically dark?! Are you goth or something? Anyway, It was real depressing. I figured that a life without Light isn't life at all. Thus the suicide.

Mello: As long as there's "badass chocolate eating dude" in there then I'm fine. Next!

Banished Fire Princess Felicia asks:

Surprisingly I'm still alive after getting shot and stabbed so I'm gonna ask
more questions:

Alright midterms came: instead of history going down (C- now yay!) it's now
english...

Ok do you think I could pass off as Matt?

I wear striped clothing (at times)
I LOVE video games

~randomness~

BB: The only thing I have, is alergies, I'm alergic to cats yet i still own
them...and thank you! ^+^

Matt: Do you like Pancakes?
would you like to cuddle my kitty? *holds up Terry*

L: Do you like Chihuahuas?

All: Take up smoking, become completely anti-social, and get third place in something. Then we might give you a call.

Beyond: Welcome.

Matt: Yes, yes I do. Sure. *cuddles*

L: No. They are annoying yappy dogs and they keep me from my work. Doesn't mean I hate pets though.

Ryuk: Next!

Galaxy The Element Girl asks:

Okay, hi again!! Well, since I'm just itching to do so, I shall now also ask
questions. And well, another
advice-now-question-as-well time~
I like a guy who likes the girl that sits next to me, but that girl likes a
guy that likes my BFF who likes a guy that definitely likes me!! What should I
do... this one goes to all of you. But since I'm being a bit of a fan girl
today... MELLO! You answer first *insert cute smile here*
And once again; THIS IS PRESENT & QUESTION TIME!!

Mello- So, I'm dying my hair blonde. But seriously, how do you pull off;
dancing in a tutu, singing I'm a barbie girl,and tapdancing and still manage
to look smokin-hot? *Wink* Oh, and you get a hug. AND a key to the Hershey
factory. (I tried leather on yesterday..for some miracle, I went well with
it!! ;)]

Matt-MAIL JEEVAS YOU THROW OUT THOSE NICOTINE PATCHES AND I SWEAR I SHALL
FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL YOU. Capiche? ^^ and you get a gift card to go to
Hot Topic. Oh, and Matty? Where did you get the goggles?

L- Aww you're so spoiled! Here's a Light plushie... you like him. Don't deny
it, I saw it in episode 25.. *pats on the head*

Light- Have you dumped Takada? (If you have, then I won't need to sell out
these, right?? *shows pictures of Light death note-ing people.* And I'm sorry
to say that 5/6 of my friends laughed at that scene.) Oh, and sorry for Misa.
(Psstt... sorry, but I'm not interested in you. You're a great deth note-ing
guy, but I've got my eyes on someone else already.
*CoughCoughMELLOCoughCough*

Near- *pokes* Are you still alive? Well, here's a gift card to Toys R Us.
God, I'm such a hypocrite..I detest gift cards yet I give them out every five
minutes. Oh, and Near? *kiss on the lips and runs off to Mars*

Misa- Hahaha Misa!! You show him who's boss!

BB_ I cordially apologize for remotely resembling Misa. I was on a sugar high
and did not know what the hell I was doing. And seriously? Have you EVER
thought that their time was up because they were meeting YOU? Want this jam??
I bought it but I decided to give it to you.

Ryuk- Haha I'm glad you like it. Si,si hablo espaƱol. Soi Mexicana! Y estoy
muy mal, tengo laringitis y no puedo hablar. T.T
Translation- Yes, I do speak spanish. I'm Mexican! And I'm very bad, I have
laringitis and I can't talk. *sob*

For this last question, I request that you get MELLO and NEAR out of the room
for all our safety and not to get shot by the Mafia Leader!
Are they out yet?? If they are, then please tell me one last piece of advice:
I'm hopelessly in love with Mello, but I can't get Near out of my

And to everyone~ Drunn... A hundred dollars!

Mello: Wow. Well what I would do is maybe drop some hints to this "guy" that you like him. If he doesn't seem to get the hints then you'll probably have to settle with this other guy who likes you.

Matt:.......*playing DS*

Matt!!!! Put down that DS or so help me!

Matt: Ahh! Ok! Uh....what Mello said. *goes back to playing DS*

-_-

L: Or you could set up this guy who likes you with your friend that likes him. Sure you may be lonely but your friends happiness will be spared.

Ryuk: Pass. I don't know much about "love".

Misa: Misa-Misa says you should date the guy you like!

Beyond: Love!?! Ugh...makes me sick....

Near: *Sign where he was currently sitting* It reads: -Went to lunch. Be back in five-

Lunch?! Since when did we get a lunch break? Oh well. Light?

Light: Just go with the flow and see if in the future this guy you like winds up liking you.

Mello: Cause I brought sexy back. If I can bring sexy back then I can pull that off. *hugs* Hershey's! How did you know? *wink* (Good for you!)

Matt: 0__0 Okay, okay! No throw away nicotine patches. Thanks! And got them custom made in Japan.

L: Uh....okay, thanks. *starts stabbing Light plushie*

Light: Yes I have. And being handcuffed to Misa wasn't all that bad. It's the fact that she tied me to a chair and had me watch romance movies that was torture.

Near: Thanks. Oh and-- *cut off by kiss* *stares at wall for rest of day*

Misa: Oh you know I will. *wink*

Beyond: Hmmm. I've never thought of it that way before. Sure, why waste a perfectly good jar of jam!?

Ryuk: I'll talk in english today for I feel too lazy to translate. Us shinigami are fluent in all languages for we never know where exactly our Death Notes may land. Hope you feel mucho better.

All except Near and Mello: *push Near and Mello out of the room* Their gone.

Matt: Uh...what attracts you to Near?

L: Well it all depends on who you really love. Does Near make you smile when you think of him? Or does Mello?

Light: What about this "guy" you were talking about earlier? Does he inter fere with the love of Near or Mello?

Misa: What she needs is "girl" advice guys! Think about it. Mello likes living on the edge and he's pretty moody at times. On the other hand, Near is unemotional and could care less. Which one sounds more appealing to you?

All still except for Near and Mello: Thanks! ^^

L: Join us next time for another chapte of "Ask the Death Note Characters Advice"! I don't get paid enough for this.

Uh.... you don't get paid at all.

L: What?!


Thanks for reviewing and see you all next chapter! :)

Me without reviews is like Mello without chocolate! The world will end!

~Lia