Work Is A Bitch: Fast Food Folly
The Burger Shack
After being fired from the city library, Wolverine decides to stop by the fast food joint next and see what he could do there. He looks up at the sign in front of the building.
"Big Bob's Burger Shack? How generic can you get?" Wolverine mutters as he proceeds to enter into the building.
Inside, he meets up with the assistant manager: Ned, who was a pimply-faced, brace wearing, wire rim glasses wearing, plaid shirt wearing dweeby teenager.
"Welcome to Big Bob's Burger Shack. I'm Ned. What can I do for you?" Ned says in a nasally voice.
"Uh…right…I'm here for a job or something…?" Wolverine says.
"Oh yes! You must be Wintergreen, some employment agency called me earlier!" Ned says, happy to see him.
"First of all, my name is Wolverine, not Wintergreen. Second of all, don't expect me to start out doing some lame job such as cleaning toilets…" Wolverine made it clear to the guy.
An Hour Later…
Later, Wolverine was cleaning the dirty as hell bathrooms of the burger joint.
"Goddammit…" Wolverine mutters as he scrubs the toilets.
Minutes after he finishes, some fat guy walks into the bathroom and proceeds to take a huge dump on Wolverine's nice clean toilet.
"Ah you bastard…" Wolverine growls, now advancing upon the fat guy ready to kick his ass.
Minutes After That…
Ned enters the bathroom a bit later.
"Mr. Listerine, are you finished with your bathroom cleaning duties yet?" Ned asks, peeking inside the bathroom.
"Sure am," Wolverine says. "And I told you, my name is Wolverine!"
"Oh good, then come on, I'll have you flip burgers back here in the kitchen now," Ned says.
Wolverine walks out of the restroom, leaving the fat guy to have his head stuck face-first into the toilet.
And Then After That…
Wolverine was now in uniform, flipping burgers in the kitchen.
"Well…at least this dump is sorta better then that library and that damn nun…" Wolverine grumbles.
Soon, an order came in for Wolverine to fill for someone out in the drive-thru. Wolverine looks up at his computer monitor.
"One Big Bob Burger…one Big & Crunchy Fries…and one Big and Bubbly Soda…damn these name are fruity…" Wolverine mumbles as he begins to cook the burgers.
As Wolverine began to flip the burger, he flips it too high, causing it to fly behind him and land on the floor.
"Shit…ah well...a little dirt won't hurt…" Wolverine says, picking it up off of the ground and placing it on a bun.
Next he went to get some fries. However, there was no oil in the fryer.
"Dammit…what do I use now…?" Wolverine says, looking around for the cooking oil. He locates a bottle across the kitchen and grabs it.
"Caster oil…that'll work…" Wolverine says with a shrug, continuing to make the fries.
Lastly was the soda. But the soda machine was out of order.
"What kind of broke-ass place is this…ah screw it…" Wolverine mutters as he fills the cup with water instead.
Shoving the food into the bag, Wolverine takes it up to the drive-thru window.
"Here's your order…" Wolverine says as he sticks his head out the window.
"You're working here?! Oh how the mighty have fallen…NOT!" taunted Magneto, who was driving in his new car.
"What the hell?! What are you doing here, bucket-head?" Wolverine asks.
"I'm here to get me some lunch. So hand it over, will you?" Magneto demands.
A wide grin speeds across Wolverine's face.
"Sure…here ya go, bub…" Wolverine says, gladly handing the bag over to Magneto.
Magneto takes his food and drives off.
Wolverine snickers at what he did, and returns to the kitchen, only to find Ned standing there, tapping his foot and arms crossed.
"Is there a problem bub?" Wolverine asks, eyebrow raised.
"As a matter of fact there is, Mr. Kerosene. I saw what you did to that man's order via my surveillance camera. You're fired!" Ned says to Wolverine.
"Fine. Screw this stupid job. I'm going to go work at an even better place than this dump…" Wolverine says, ripping off his uniform and storming outside the building…
CRASH!
…where his is suddenly hit by Magneto in his car, sending Wolverine flying across the street.
"THAT'S FOR MAKING ME A SLOPPY MEAL, X-HEAD!" Magneto shouts before driving off.
"Work blows…" Wolverine mutters, getting up off of the ground.
His next stop was the beer factory.
Continue on to the next chapter!
