Chapter 4: MP3
disclaimer: I Do NOT own Naruto, OR the song You Don't Impress me Much, by Shania Twain, OR the song I'm Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred.

Mego cautiously walked up to Kakashi.
"Ummmmmmmmmm...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Yeah." she studdered. Naruto decided to help her out.
"Kakashi sensei," he began slowly. Then very quickly begged, "Can these girls travel with us? HUH? HUH? HUH? CAN THEY? CAN THEY CAN THEY? PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! HUH? HUH? HUH? CAN THEY?"
"Well some ones had to much soda." Botan said.
"Whats 'yoda'." Sasuke asked.
"Well Yoda is a very old, wise, green, short, big eared character on Star Wars. But I said SODA. Soda is a very good fizzy, sugary drink that makes one very hyperactive." Botan explained.
"Oh," Sasuke said, "Like he needs that."
"I suppose these girls could travel with us until we get to the village hidden in the leaves." Kakashi said.
"Yah!" Mego exclaimed. "I want some soda to celebrate with my Naruto."
"NO!" everyone exept Mego, Naruto, and Sakura (who was unconscious) shouted. Mego began to pout.
"Don't yell at my Meg... I mean HER!" Naruto hollared. Then Mego whispered in his ear,
"I have soda. Come on."
"Okay." Naruto answered as they ran off. Botan looked at Sasuke and asked,
"Do you wanna listin to my MP3 player?"
"M-P-3?" he asked.
"Yeah it's music."
"Sure."
Botan pulled her MP3 player out of her pocket and they both listened to the song, That Don't Impress Me Much
Written by Shania Twain and Mutt Lange

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve-just in case
And all taht extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me

When the song ended Botan asked,
"You wanna hear another one?"
"Sure." Sasuke said.
"Kakashi, you wanna listen too?"
"Why not." Kakashi replied.
Botan played the song I'm Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred.
I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk
yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk
yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my
too sexy for my
too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk
yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song.

When this song was over Kakashi grinned and said,
"I like that song."
"Kakashi sensei, ARE you okay?" Sasuke asked shocked.
"NO! The whole fight between Botan and Sakura I was drinking.hiccup" Kakashi begins singing the I'm too sexy song and shaking his butt. Botan and Sasuke looked at each other and Botan said,
"That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen."
"Same here. And my families dead." Sasuke said.
"You wanna find Mego and Naruto?" Botan asked desprately.
"Anything is better than this," Sasuke replied and they both ran off in the direction Mego and Naruto went.
Kakashi started to take his shirt off singing,
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts." And that was when Sakura woke up.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Kakashi sensei WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she yelled.

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Kakashi fans please do not flame me. I needed more humor in the story. :) ;) ;)
please review. I'm sorry for any spelling mistakes. To everyone I am not obessed with Naruto. Mego and Botan are. Just thought I'd clear that up. I do watch the show on Cartoon Network but I'm not obessed.

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