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~After school~

"well thats all believable... along with flying pigs and the tooth fairy!" stephen yelled after rukia explained everything about the soul reapers and everything else.

"hey rukia you got the same reaction out of me when you told me...except i wasnt as short as he is."ichigo said as he started checking stephen height."hey your the same height as rukia."

"SHUT UP I AM NOT!"stephen yelled as he compared his height to rukia."well...i guess...i am...wait how old is rukia?"

"i dont know but she said shes older than both of us."

"then...since im only 12 im gonna be taller than her."

"WAIT YOUR 12? HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HIGH SCHOOL SO EARLY?" ichigo and rukia yelled in suprise.

"huh,oh i dont know...i guess im just smart."stephen said while scratching his head

"yeah...s-sure..."

"hey*ear twitches*do you guys hear something howling?"stephen said as he looked around.

*beep beep beep*

"huh my soul pagers acting up.a hollows nearby."

"is that what i heard? a hollow?" stephen asked before a hollow shows up behind him. "OH CRAP!"

"stephen get down!"ichigo yelled before stephen got grabbed by the hollow "damn it stephen i said get down!"

"let me go ya ugly bastard! i said let me go damn it! let...me...friggin...go! ichigo cut this things freaking arm off!"

"calm down im on it!" ichigo yelled as rukia took his soul out of his body. then he took the hollows arm off. "you know...your not smart your a complete dumbass! when i say get down you should GET DOWN!"

"I KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN SOMEONE SAYS GET DOWN YA STUPID STRAWBERRY CARROT TOP!"

"stop mouthing off ya moron!" ichigo said before he cut the hollows head. "you need to think a little bit, you shouldnt mouth off to someone who has a sword dumbass!"

"oh yeah? carrot top,carrot top,carrot top,carrot top,carrot top!"

"why you little bastard im gonna kill you!" ichigo said while he was getting held back by rukia. "let me go im gonna kill the brat! i said let me go damn it!"

"you need anger mangement BADLY!" stephen said as he made faces. "well see ya guys."

"oh no,WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING!" ichigo yelled as he tried to break free from rukia.

"im going home,its been to much for me!" then when stephen wasnt paying attention walking across the street he got hit by a car."OWWWW DAMN IT! THAT FREAKING HURT!"

"kid are you okay? im sorry i didnt mean to hit you im sorry!"

"im fine just a few in...ju...ries." stephen was saying before he passed out.

"stephen you idiot you should have looked before crossing the damn street." ichigo said as he picked stephen up. "well guess i should bring him to the clinic. come on rukia we should get going."

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